I consider Pat legitimately dangerous for a lolcow. Not as a physical threat, mind you - I'm confident any funster or pest could easily steal Pat's baseball hat and hold it just out of his reach, slap him around, pull his shirt up above his head and poke/slap his gunt as he flails and squeals.. No, Pat is more of an Umbridge, if you'll pardon the literary allusion. Pat is the sort of person who, if ever he got power of any kind, would take sadistic glee in using the State to inflict cruelty and death on everybody he dislikes.
In person, he's no threat at all, but in the right circumstances, a person like Pat is fundamental to some of the worst shit we have done as a species. Pat is exactly the sort of petulant, spiteful, childish, vindictive cunt who would relish wielding the power to order punishment, imprisonment, and death for other people, merely for the pleasure of wielding it. He is an authoritarian's wet dream. In this respect, he's similar to Moviebob, except Moviebob is arguably even more pathetic than Pat. I don't know whether Pat killed Bernell, but I believe him when he says that he would have people thrown in prison for mocking him, or worse.
Also like Umbridge, karma will come for Pat - not in the form of gang rape by centaurs, but when Judge Holden gets his hands on him and singlehandedly reenacts the greenhouse scene from Scum.
