💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Different posts. Basically Leslie would post something essentially telling him to stop posting at her, he would reply, she'd post the same thing again, he would replay repeat ad nauseam.
No clue if it might harm her lawsuit legitimacy should she choose to go that route, but I wish she'd just copy/paste his own tweets back at him for a few hours. That would be fucking funny because we all know a woman sassing him that much would make him seethe.
Because he’s illiterate and doesn’t understand it’s “toe the line.”
So... because he's a retarded faggot? I'm only clarifying because someone should have pointed this out a long time ago: this guy's fucking fat!
 
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Pat instrucTed the entirety of worldcon not to mention him or his work at all after an event meant for authors to promote themselves. Their silence means he’s actually successful, child.
 
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It's networking 101, child. The most important thing to do when you're trying to find a publisher for your Tiny Tim fanfic is to INSTRUCT everyone who knows about it to never mention it to anyone in any context ever, especially not at a writing convention.
 
I would love for Pat to vacation in the Caribbeans and come back with a faux patios patois so I can read his childings out loud like Ms. Cleo.
I'm not ready for the Tomlinson ragga jungle beat to become prophetic, stalker.
 
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"Hey Rickletits, I noticed your next book is still not published and you're nowhere near being a rich, successful, well known sci-fi author."

"All according to plan, stalker. Enjoy prison."
 
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So Pat is now treating his social media as radioactive? Well, it is, but why the fuck does he spend every waking hour on social media if he believes that? Where else is he going to promote his shitty stories? Social media is the only platform he has
 
No clue if it might harm her lawsuit legitimacy should she choose to go that route
I don't think she is dumb enough to file a lawsuit, especially if her son is a lawyer and has any input in this, but I wouldn't mind a Pat W in something like this. Imagine the levels of smugness he would reach if he were to actually win a lawsuit against a stalker child? Years of content guaranteed.
 
Oh come on, mistakes like that are a diamond dozen. Rick's too busy fighting evil Republicans via verbal Jew Just Sue and being a professional writer to check his spelling, we just have to except it, weather or not we like it. Irregardless, Pat's stalkers will loose, as he'll never let the idiots win. Just weight and see.

I think I hate you. I have cow-workers like this.
 
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Given how anyone who mentions Pigglerick on Twatter is gonna be immediately messaged by funsters, it'd be a very considerate thing to do.
I think he's lying, and Tiny Tim Does The London Underground is still not going to be published this Christmas.
 
They have the eclectic/elliptic thing backwards.
Pat uses "eclectic" to refer to the ecliptic plane, which is very specifically the plane formed by Earth's orbit around the Sun (our sun).
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But the book where he makes this error takes place in an alien solar system, meaning they'd have to arbitrarily pick one of the planets for reference; two ships that happen to pick different planets would navigate based on different coordinate systems. Especially for an interstellar space navy, this makes 0 sense, and it would be much more convenient to use something like the star's equatorial plane.

So not only does Pat use the wrong word, he'd still have been wrong even if he used the right word.

He very smugly thanks S.A. Corey at the start of this book, so I think I know the source of this error: The first book in The Expanse series takes place in our solar system, making the use of an ecliptic coordinate system perfectly reasonable. Pat probably read listened to the audio-book, the fat clogging his ears made ecliptic sound like eclectic, and he copied the jargon without a second thought because he has the vocabulary of someone with a 1.2 AGPA.
 
The day Tiny Tim gets published is the day Patrick stops grinding colored children into pepperoni.

So that's never.
Would be pretty funny if it did get published and his "fans" pushed it to a Hugo Award or something similar. The problem with that being, of course, that it costs money to vote for the Hugos, so not very likely.

The Nebulas are basically decided by the SFWA Board, so they're out.

Maybe the Dragons or one of the GoodReads awards?
 
Especially for an interstellar space navy, this makes 0 sense, and it would be much more convenient to use something like the star's equatorial plane.
This is how competent sci-fi writers that I've read have done it. In Jack Campbell's books, his fleets automatically designate one side of the star's equatorial plane as "up" and the other as "down" upon arriving in a new system, while port and starboard are based on turning away from or toward the star. There's moment in one book where the protagonist's fleet enters a binary star system for the first time ever, the protagonist starts giving maneuvering orders, and then someone goes "wait, which star do we use for reference?" and he has to stop and pick one. It's a nifty little scene of the kind that Pat would never think to write.
 
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