Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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OrSoHelpMe said:
I wonder if steroids are contraindicated because she really wants the “various infusions that wipe out the immune system?” If your immune system is completely wiped out you’d have to stay in some kind of isolation room in bed, right? Maybe even in the hospital?
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I had a friend who was diagnosed with leukemia at age 23 and needed a bone marrow transplant, which also involves wiping out your original immune system. She was in and out of the hospital frequently during the time (~4 years) getting chemo, leading up to the transplant, the transplant itself, and she also ended up back in the hospital with graft vs host disease that got pretty severe at one point. However she was not *constantly* hospitalized for four years. During the times she was doing a bit better, she could go outpatient, with the caveat that if things took a turn for the worse she would need to go back to hospital (which happened many times, and which, unlike Vicky, she did not enjoy.)

When she wasn't hospitalized though she had to be really careful about risk of infection. She avoided places like the subway (used cabs instead) and was leery of eating out because it meant the mask would have to come off.

She is thankfully recovered and cancer free now and has somewhat of a functioning immune system now but she's going to need to monitor that situation for the rest of her life and will probably always have to be paranoid about infection control.
Diana Moon Glampers said:
In other words, she's padding the total so she can get some DoorDash with her Saturday night Manhattan hotel.

Even at $200/night, that's $6k/month! We know she's not fundraising at anything like that rate. Hilarious how she will not admit that she has some kind of parental backing.
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Those prices don't include tax, and NYC has like three different taxes assessed on hotel rooms. Per ChatGPT:
The total hotel tax rate is approximately 14.75%, which includes a New York State tax of 8.875% and a New York City tax of 5.875%. In addition to these percentage-based taxes, there is a flat $2 per night hotel room occupancy tax and a $1.50 per day New York State Hotel Unit Fee, also known as the Javits Center fee.
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So on a $200 per night room, that's like $33 extra for tax. So yeah she's still padding the total but not that much.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I just wonder if her parents follow her antics on SM. She went out of her way to public shame them.

I’m sure at one point at least her mom did keep track, but might have stopped on the advice of the many family therapists they have talked to. Arguments over her constant pathological lying wouldn’t be very productive and probably only escalated her antics. I can only imagine how many times Vicky has tried to seek out media coverage, but not succeeded, to further bully and shame mom and dad.
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I imagine most of her clickbait about dying, her skin rotting off, wanting to remove organs etc are a bat signal to her parents who do know her antiques but aren't immune to irrational parental fear. She always cranks it up when she needs cash and I seriously doubt all the half-dead munchies and the black folxx she's mutuals with are actually putting up the funds
 
I feel sorry for her parents. They may not be blameless in her turning out the way she did, but nobody deserves a daughter like her, with the possible exception of genocidal warlords or serial killers with a three-digit bodycount.
 
Muskcarpone said:
I feel sorry for her parents. They may not be blameless in her turning out the way she did, but nobody deserves a daughter like her, with the possible exception of genocidal warlords or serial killers with a three-digit bodycount.
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They clearly keep giving her money. If that's not enabling, I don't know what is.
 
Their fear of her hitting rock bottom is ironically keeping her at the bottom for far longer. I genuinely believe if they'd cut her loose 5-7 years ago, she might have learned a few lessons and started figuring out ways to support herself. It's surprising how many people choose to sink without a fight when it's genuinely sink or swim, but if they know there's a lifeguard right there to catch them, a lot will pull Vicki's fainting maid act.

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Diana Moon Glampers said:
It's surprising how many people choose to sink without a fight when it's genuinely sink or swim,
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For all her parents' faults, cutting off your child and learning she died in a heroin den a year later is a very reasonable, painful fear. They're only human, and sadly the thing they produced knows that and uses it against them.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
Their fear of her hitting rock bottom is ironically keeping her at the bottom for far longer. I genuinely believe if they'd cut her loose 5-7 years ago, she might have learned a few lessons and started figuring out ways to support herself. It's surprising how many people choose to sink without a fight when it's genuinely sink or swim, but if they know there's a lifeguard right there to catch them, a lot will pull Vicki's fainting maid act.

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The bossmanjack school of parenting. It’s most common in boomers who often had actually abusive parents, and then overcorrected with their own kids.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
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She sure makes NY sound glamorous and sophisticated.
AMHOLIO said:
cutting off your child and learning she died in a heroin den a year later is a very reasonable, painful fear.
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I mean, sure. But the options aren't between "here's 4K a month, blow it however you want darling" and "fuck off and die in a drug den." That's the kind of false dichotomy parents like that create in their heads so they can feel like they're "helping" and not just ignoring the problem by throwing cash at it.
 
AMHOLIO said:
cutting off your child and learning she died in a heroin den a year later is a very reasonable, painful fear.
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I’d pay big money to see Vicky powerchair busting into the south Bronx projects wearing gas mask looking for some sick Fent from some mean looking Dominicans.

Vicky’s parents don’t have to worry about her actually going to buy street drugs like a pleb. She’s no RFK Jr. She wants her drug addiction validated by doctors. Vicky is actually the type of rich kid that can only get her drugs from doctors her wealth ensures access too. She can’t even socialize in real life enough to get a fellow druggie friend who would procure drugs for her. She’s sort of like Michael Jackson, minus the plastic surgery addiction.

It’s weird to say, but a few years of having to be a “normal addict” buying street drugs might have been beneficial to Vicky compared to the cocoon of moar doctors, more munching, more isolation, more SM and more drugs. The social interaction and reality check might have curbed some of her insanity. (She might have also ended up dead but I’d say the risk would be better than what alive Vicky is like now.)
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s weird to say, but a few years of having to be a “normal addict” buying street drugs might have been beneficial to Vicky compared to the cocoon of moar doctors, more munching, more isolation, more SM and more drugs.
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Say what you will about opioid addicts but they at least understand that the complications of IVDU are a bad thing and aren't like "yippee another abscess!" "yayy a heart valve infection I get to stay in hospital for a month and get methadone to bedside!" no they're upset and guilty about it. Upset because they can't get their xylazine-laced fent anymore, and guilty because they know better than I do how fucking nasty that shit is and how fucked up their injection techniques are, so they know the whole problem that landed them here is self-inflicted. That's a level of insight to their condition that Victoria seems not to have.

Vicki is deluding herself that it isn't self-inflicted, she just tragically has MG or whatever, through no fault of her own, and conveniently needs to be hospitalized where she doesn't have to care for herself.

The way Vicki seems to celebrate getting sick is the munchie part, and it's totally twisted. Going to the hospital and getting prednisone, maybe a little bit of benzos or opioids, the attention from doctors no matter how begrudging, food, clean bed, etc., that's the reward for her. Most people are skilled enough at procuring their own food, laundry, housing, and drug of choice that the hospital is only attractive if you're actually in a bad way. I'm a former medfag who liked working in hospitals, but I wouldn't go inpatient just for fun.
 
I still don’t think she’s using. She wouldn’t shut up about her oxy scripts when she had them, or her appointments with pain management, and I don’t see why she wouldn’t overshare now. She’s tweaking on Vyanse every now and then, and she prolly has a bottomless jar of xannies since every burger is entitled to one, it seems, but I see no evidence of her being a heavy opiate user nowadays.

Well, she IS heavy, but you know what I mean.
 
The Judean People's Front said:
I mean, sure. But the options aren't between "here's 4K a month, blow it however you want darling" and "fuck off and die in a drug den." That's the kind of false dichotomy parents like that create in their heads so they can feel like they're "helping" and not just ignoring the problem by throwing cash at it.
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Don't the parents have two other children: a male enby and an underage autist? And Vickie's posted before about how she hates that her parents won't let her talk the autist into pooning out.

I agree that they're not making the best decisions, but the parents are probably also being held in this weird 2.5-way blackmail. They can't anger the genderspecials enough to give them a lever to use against the autist, because the entire world is ready to jump in and poison the autist against them.

No idea what they could do now that they're in so deep. If they weren't rich, they might actually have fewer problems. Vickie sees them as a magical repository of cash that she deserves; I don't think I'm the first to compare her to Dave/Danielle Muscato.
 
Zemblan Physics said:
bottomless jar of xannies since every burger is entitled to one, it seems
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Where do I find these jars? Even people who have legitimate occasional need for a good ol Benzo now and again are finding it EXTREMELY difficult to obtain in my circles.

But you wanna start/up-dose on SSRIs? Absolutely! Would you like that to go?
 
The Judean People's Front said:
Where do I find these jars? Even people who have legitimate occasional need for a good ol Benzo now and again are finding it EXTREMELY difficult to obtain in my circles.

But you wanna start/up-dose on SSRIs? Absolutely! Would you like that to go?
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There are a couple diagnoses that will get you reliable (but frugal) refills but you don't want the dailies that go with them.

Otherwise yeah DEA do be like that these days especially because of how benzos are in combination with opioids.
 
(The REAL) Jack Torrance said:
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That... that isn't what an incentive spirometer is used for. She's just throwing out spooky medical words and hoping to conjure up another donoscam. Between this and the "morphine for muh rash", she's really given up. Vicks used to have a spark about her, but this is just pathetic.
 
I read this entire thread, and it called me poor.

Vic is hilarious, and I love her a lot. I'm glad that I finished reading just in time to see the sfEMG come back negative (how utterly shocking).

please excuse any typos; I am tired

A few favorite moments, which will hopefully serve as a trip down memory lane for thread regulars. In no particular order:
  • The vegan apple muffin mix-up that lead her to ask if she should ask for an apology from the bakery. Too bad she's bald, because she's a perfect candidate for a Karen haircut.
  • The accidental reveal that the car battery is in the trunk. I assume she's never even been in a Poor Person Car (TM) and therefore has no idea that batteries are generally under the hood . . . unless you're talking about a luxury vehicle.
  • The bed mayo, obviously.
  • The whole saga where she had roaches and was mystified to find them in her half-rotten leftovers. Cause and effect need not apply!
  • I was actually an unironic fan of the autist sister giving exactly zero fucks in that group photo from school. Her outfit was A++, and it was an overall great vibe. Not even the tiniest attempt to match the photo's theme. I loved it. You go, kid.
  • Literally everything she says about academia makes me kick my heels and laugh hysterically, because reasons.
After reading the thread, I do have some questions:
  1. I never saw any mention of any work history, ever. She obviously doesn't work now, but I take it she's never had even a summer job? I mean, it's pretty obvious that she hasn't, from the way she behaves, but man, working a mind-numbing job and going to bed exhausted would do her a world of good: show her why she needs to finish that degree, show her how easy it is to sleep when you're truly bone-tired.
  2. Is this hypochondria? Health anxiety? Malingering? Illness faking? All of the above? She's like the munchie version of what you get when all the Transformers combine. I do think she has very real health anxiety and stirs herself up into believing that [current claim] is a very real possibility, but then she keeps running (rolling?) with it when it's been pretty well disproven. She absolutely uses her claimed illnesses for various types of personal gain: living expenses, parental manipulation, school excuses.
  3. If my quick google is correct, NYU classes start September 2. Do we have any confirmation that she's going back or that she completed her overdue work from spring semester?
  4. Has she ever mentioned any real hobbies? It seems like she played Animal Crossing during the pandemic, but I haven't noticed that she ever really took up any other games or that she continues to game.
  5. Related to #4: does she read? At all? Ever? She seems remarkably poorly-read, and she lacks (what used to be called) cultural literacy. I know that reading and knowing shit about fuck are on the decline, but you'd expect at least a little more from her. She's profoundly incurious, and she's only interested in acquiring knowledge if she can use it as a cudgel.
She's delightful, and she reminds me of a moneyed Sapphire Crimson Claw. More, please!
 
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