🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Irene and 22 others said:
Even getting work as a paralegal is a dubious prospect given his growing portfolio of work as a pro se litigant.
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If Russhole is to be believed, when he was working as a para for a law firm and was beginning his first lolsuit with Taylor Swift, he was warned by several people (including his employers) that if he insisted on following through with the suit it would ruin any chances he would have at a career in the legal field. Of course, there is always the likely chance that if this is true, that his employers were just looking for any excuse to get rid of him due to unsatisfactory performance on Russ' part (not to mention his behavior in the office, especially around attractive women) and just fed him this line to avoid having a retard meltdown in the office. There are a lot of reasons a law firm would not wish to employ Russhole that would come higher on the list than his pro se shenanigans.
 
The Dude said:
If Russhole is to be believed, when he was working as a para for a law firm and was beginning his first lolsuit with Taylor Swift, he was warned by several people (including his employers) that if he insisted on following through with the suit it would ruin any chances he would have at a career in the legal field.
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I think most firms of any size can manage to pay the salary of one or two useless spastics or nigs who can't actually cut it when it comes to doing actual work. Better to have some willing, good natured Downs mongoloid that you can send out for coffee and have them do some photocopying than a sullen negro who'd spend all his time complaining about working on the plantation for massa while being incapable of performing the simplest of tasks. This is the price of DEI in the modern workforce and people have learned to deal, shunting the dead weight off into places where they can do minimal harm.

But Russell is a different kettle of decomposing fish. He'd be fixating on other women working in the office. "She's just a secretary. Surely she'd be happy to suck herself the penis of a paralegal?" Or worse still, putting the arm on the clients.

"I was hard at work in the offices of Sue, Grabbit and Runne this week when I noticed you came in for an appointment with our divorce team. I see from your file that you have no children, so how do you feel about dating somebody who works for your law firm? I've venmo'd you a dollar while you think about it."

You can probably fix all that, but when one of your employees is suing a couple of superstars because they wouln't suck you your penis., you have to know that's going to be a global news story. You can't have such a moron working as a 'paralegal' at your law firm. You'd be a laughing stock.

Make a donation to the whore fund and show that man the door.
 
The Dude said:
If Russhole is to be believed, when he was working as a para for a law firm and was beginning his first lolsuit with Taylor Swift, he was warned by several people (including his employers) that if he insisted on following through with the suit it would ruin any chances he would have at a career in the legal field. Of course, there is always the likely chance that if this is true, that his employers were just looking for any excuse to get rid of him due to unsatisfactory performance on Russ' part (not to mention his behavior in the office, especially around attractive women) and just fed him this line to avoid having a retard meltdown in the office. There are a lot of reasons a law firm would not wish to employ Russhole that would come higher on the list than his pro se shenanigans.
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It's hard to believe that Rusty Greeeee thinks that his thread here is the biggest impediment to achieving his dreams.
 
The Dude said:
There are a lot of reasons a law firm would not wish to employ Russhole that would come higher on the list than his pro se shenanigans.
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Not really. His pro se shenanigans probably involved misusing their legal resources to harass his victims, which would open them up to huge liability. For instance if he used LexisNexis to dox and stalk celebrities, or the local victims of his criminal activities, they could be on the hook if they didn't prevent this.

Sexually harassing co-workers was also almost certainly an issue anywhere this perverted shit-goblin was allowed contact with actual humans.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
It's hard to believe that Rusty Greeeee thinks that his thread here is the biggest impediment to achieving his dreams.
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Otherwise he'd have to admit he's the problem. It's like this edited bit from The Simpsons:

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If somebody could shoop Greee's face on there that would be great.
 
The Dude said:
when he was working as a para for a law firm and was beginning his first lolsuit with Taylor Swift, he was warned by several people (including his employers) that if he insisted on following through with the suit it would ruin any chances he would have at a career in the legal field
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According to his "book", he was fired long before he sued Ms Swift. He was just writing songs and shit when they cut him loose.

As you say, it's almost as if he was fired for some other reason.

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I'm actually just about to get to this part but it looks like he lost more than one job. That one and then his insurance job after making the news and losing his court case.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
It's hard to believe that Rusty Greeeee thinks that his thread here is the biggest impediment to achieving his dreams.
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Russhole himself has always been his own biggest roadblock in life. He always has been and always will be his own worst enemy.

AnOminous said:
Not really. His pro se shenanigans probably involved misusing their legal resources to harass his victims, which would open them up to huge liability. For instance if he used LexisNexis to dox and stalk celebrities, or the local victims of his criminal activities, they could be on the hook if they didn't prevent this.

Sexually harassing co-workers was also almost certainly an issue anywhere this perverted shit-goblin was allowed contact with actual humans.
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What I was getting at was that it wasn't his pro se lolsuits on their own that fucked up his chances at a paralegal career, but the inappropriate use of company resources in his pursuit of his lolsuits that did it. He made himself a massive liability for any law firm. If he had quietly pursued his lolsuits in private, never bringing them up at work or attempting to use company resources to help himself out, then it would have been no big deal.
 
ScooterL said:
According to his "book", he was fired long before he sued Ms Swift. He was just writing songs and shit when they cut him loose.

As you say, it's almost as if he was fired for some other reason.

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And he later claimed an insurance firm fired him for refusing to admit suing Taylor Swift was just a publicity stunt, but now calls it just a publicity stunt
 
So he was only actually employed as a paralegal for one month? How do you get to describe yourself as a paralegal if you only did it for a month? He's a food delivery guy/janitor with a dream of being a legal pimp.
 
Swole McPole said:
So he was only actually employed as a paralegal for one month? How do you get to describe yourself as a paralegal if you only did it for a month? He's a food delivery guy/janitor with a dream of being a legal pimp.
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He has the paper, he gets to say he is one. It's why PhD's in gender studies call themselves Doctor.
 
YouTube Autist said:
Hot take, I've never thought Norm Macdonald was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.
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I mean, anti-comedy was his actual style. It's like Andy Kaufman was really just a big dork pretending to sing the Mighty Mouse theme, it's all about defied expectations and whether you find the discomfort funny or not.
 
Tiresome said:
I mean, anti-comedy was his actual style. It's like Andy Kaufman was really just a big dork pretending to sing the Mighty Mouse theme, it's all about defied expectations and whether you find the discomfort funny or not.
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It's a reference to Patrick Tomlinson, another infamous lolcow who is significantly dumber than Russell.
 
Swole McPole said:
I don't know that I'd go that far. If I'm in a balloon and can only throw one of the two out, it'd be Greer who'd be getting scraped off the ground.
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Admit it, that's only because you aren't quite as swole as your username would imply. Pat is very fat after all. Greer would be much easier to pick up and toss out.
 
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