DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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i just wanted to ask
am i the only one who looks at DSP and sees a fat frowning baby that somebody drew a goatee on with a sharpie?
also im pretty sure fat lesbians have more sex than DSP and his very unfortunate looking wife
 
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After a 10-minute bathroom break, a 100€ tip from someone who hasn't been in chat appears. What a surprise.
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More seriously every stream is like that... insane begging until tip then clown mode begging.

I hate how he complains about the game plot while actively not getting interested in it. Does he need yellow paint in the dialogs too ?

Oh and since DS2 has some huge emotional scenes, Phil just acts like a weird alien the whole time...
I really wonder if Dave sr. put in Phil's head that men don't show emotions and that idiot took it literally.
 
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overweight said:
i just wanted to ask
am i the only one who looks at DSP and sees a fat frowning baby that somebody drew a goatee on with a sharpie?
also im pretty sure fat lesbians have more sex than DSP and his very unfortunate looking wife
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I see a guy who REALLY needs to go outside more often. He looks like shit for his age. I know guys 20 years older than him who look better.
 
overweight said:
am i the only one who looks at DSP and sees a fat frowning baby that somebody drew a goatee on with a sharpie?
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No, it's been noted how awful his goatee has looked for years. Phil looks like Beavis and Butthead gluing hair on their face. Plus, his greying goatee looks so out of place with his jet black dyed hair.

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But, that may still look better than Phil clean shaven. He was called "Phil with the Oddly Shaped Head" in school, for good reason.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
No, it's been noted how awful his goatee has looked for years. Phil looks like Beavis and Butthead gluing hair on their face. Plus, his greying goatee looks so out of place with his jet black dyed hair.

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But, that may still look better than Phil clean shaven. He was called "Phil with the Oddly Shaped Head" in school, for good reason.
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i kanda feel bad for the alien that has to control the "halfway down syndrome relatable 2006 gamer fleshpuppet DSP"
 
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"if we don't hit the goal I don't want to hear it anymore"
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But, and rightfully so since you are the only one that benefits, you're the only one saying anything about it.
overweight said:
i just wanted to ask
am i the only one who looks at DSP and sees a fat frowning baby that somebody drew a goatee on with a sharpie?
also im pretty sure fat lesbians have more sex than DSP and his very unfortunate looking wife
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Since Phillicia has dabbled in the BF6 Beta and talked about how hard the controls are will he play after launch on PC or Console with Crossplay off?
 
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Holy shit, cucktry roads is gonna get this little white-dsp-loving faggot decimated. Get fucked Britcuck
 

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Balr0g said:
Yup. Because Phil doesn't enjoy games anymore (he probably stopped doing that when it became his "job"). Now it is only measured in support and goals.
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I'm not sure he's ever truly enjoyed that many videogames in his life. He obviously does have some nostalgic attachment to stuff like Mega Man and Final Fantasy VI though even the latter seems to have been the progenitor for his awkward need to forever play the contrarian mong since when VII came out and eclipsed it in popularity it wasn't enough for him to just prefer VI he had to develop a 20 year grudge against every other entry.

Generally he enjoys the "winning" at vidya not the sense of discovery or manipulation of any mechanics. He's so quick to anger when a whiff of challenge hits him which tells you he just expects to be allowed to pass the obstacles with no resistance, ignoring the nature of the product and just heading in a straight line towards the finish. With a few exceptions since he started on youtube I think most of his own favorite playthroughs are the ones he's enjoyed other people telling him were awesum, got alotuviewz and typically conformed to the walking sim/interactive movie gayme formula he could reeACK to like he's on Mystery Science Theater.

He's been addicted to the moderate thrill of winning after paying $60 for years and when that thrill died off enough inside him he started paying thousands every month to stay near the top of a leaderboard that exists in his head on a long gone arcade cabinet back in a CT gas station.
 
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