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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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I bet Lou could run a hot dog cart.
"sigh. The hotdog is five dollars. And I hate myself for asking this, I really do, but my nephew doesn't have any video games to play with, so can you spare an extra twenty dollars, for me? Please? Oh, and buy him a hotdog, too, since he hasn't eaten in days and Trump took my SNAP benefits so there's nothing I can do.

What? Oh, ketchup... no, we're out of ketchup, I ate it all this morning."
 
I bet Lou could run a hot dog cart.

I bet he couldn't. He's one of the most incompetent people I've ever met. He couldn't even pass the tutorial level of LA Noir. You know, the dead-nuts easiest part of any video game? The part that has frequent pop-ups literally TELLING the player exactly what they're meant to be doing at any given point? He couldn't pass it and gave up. A hot dog cart is absolutely beyond Louie's capabilities. And that's not even taking into account the fact he'd eat all the merchandise.
 
A hot dog cart is absolutely beyond Louie's capabilities. And that's not even taking into account the fact he'd eat all the merchandise.
...the Prophecy!
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I bet he couldn't. He's one of the most incompetent people I've ever met. He couldn't even pass the tutorial level of LA Noir. You know, the dead-nuts easiest part of any video game? The part that has frequent pop-ups literally TELLING the player exactly what they're meant to be doing at any given point? He couldn't pass it and gave up. A hot dog cart is absolutely beyond Louie's capabilities. And that's not even taking into account the fact he'd eat all the merchandise.
Didn't it come out way earlier in the thread that he was fired from a Salvation army charity post for theft? Or was the theft just speculative?
 
Didn't it come out way earlier in the thread that he was fired from a Salvation army charity post for theft? Or was the theft just speculative?
The newspaper article makes it seem like Lou was just a bell ringer around the holidays, so it wasn't so much that he got fired as it was that the position ended. The timing of this sudden burst of volunteerism made folks speculate that it was court-ordered community service, but AFAIK it was never confirmed.
 
The newspaper article makes it seem like Lou was just a bell ringer around the holidays, so it wasn't so much that he got fired as it was that the position ended. The timing of this sudden burst of volunteerism made folks speculate that it was court-ordered community service, but AFAIK it was never confirmed.
I could've sworn there was conversation about theft at the time it was uncovered, but it was probably just speculation.
 
I could've sworn there was conversation about theft at the time it was uncovered, but it was probably just speculation.
Might be getting him and his mom, Denise, confused. Denise it's confirmed stole toys that were meant to be donations for a family member's children after said family member's house caught fire around Christmas time.
 
Or was the theft just speculative?
See, with hot dogs, he can just eat all the evidence of the theft. It's the perfect crime.

That said, wheeling a cart around when half of your foot is missing and you're prone to tripping could mean that he collapses and sends the cart hurtling down to collide with some poor, innocent civilian: a spot of ironic poetry, considering his proud familial heritage of walking into trains.
 
Lou loves getting cucked? Who would have thought, it's not like he can have sex anyways so he has to take the bing bing wahoo chair
 
The problem with lolcows getting into politics is they can’t seem to talk about anything but themselves. And unless you’re a washed up reality star, no one’s gonna vote for it.
 
Might be getting him and his mom, Denise, confused. Denise it's confirmed stole toys that were meant to be donations for a family member's children after said family member's house caught fire around Christmas time.
Ah that's definitely it. For a lolcow with a relatively small internet presence, the lore runs DEEP. Hard to believe there's already five years of documentation in this thread.

This is all proof that his "friends" are not really his friends. The guy has a mental breakdown every day, has never worked, clearly takes no care of himself physically or mentally, and they're encouraging him to go make a fool out of himself trying to be an activist. If any of these people cared about him, they'd try to spare him the embarrassment of this. Of course, he would just get upset and push anyone that tried to give him a reality check away. It's funny content for us at least.

I don't normally comment on his appearance, just because its low hanging fruit and we all have eyes, but, between his bad dental hygiene and obesity, he straight up looks like a tolkien-esque orc.
 
You know, there must have been in a time once, long ago, when young Lou was still full of hope about his future.

At what point do you think he just resigned himself to "I'm a male-pregnant dog getting pegged in the ass by a prematurely-ejaculating rape horse" was what life held for him in the future?

And did this realization come before, or after, all hope left his body?

It's interesting how such classic Lou staples as "hyper muscles" and "hyper tits" have been demoted from Fave, down to mere Yes status. I don't know if this is just Lou lying to fit in, or if he truly is degenerating at such a rapid rate, but the sheer amount of "I'm a real girl now so that dog knot can totally get my boywomb pregnant oopsies uwu" shit in his Faves has me wondering if the transing (something Lou was always half-assed about) has finally become complete?

Also, "Consent - NO".
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Question: those "Republican college neighbors" he wants to piss off by filming outside: are those the same kids he used to harass and yell at for playing basketball in their yard (or whatever it was)? I thought he'd moved since then, but man oh man it would be HILARIOUS if those kids have grown up to be hyper-based ultratrad Republicans largely because their fat lunatic troon neighbour was a complete douche to them when they were growing up.
 
Oh, and:
Labor Day rally
I know regulars are aware of this, but in case anyone new is reading the thread/watching his videos, and also because I know he's going to bring this up several more times thanks to Labor Day: his "union family" were scabs. They were involved in the coal strikes on the side of the bosses, breaking pickets and working through the strikes, and per the newspaper articles that still exist about Lou's family, the poisoning attempts appear to have been the work of union loyalists.

(nobody turned in the would-be assassins, despite a generous bounty offered by the coal barons)
 
his "union family" were scabs. They were involved in the coal strikes on the side of the bosses
This is more of Lou's low intellect or poor theory of mind.

He talks about his dad being a rapist and his mom (when she's alive) being transphobic. He could easily post about his historical scab ancestors, and how by mushmouthing to local politicians Baby Lou's righting their wrongs now. I'd even say that was a more compelling story.
 
This is more of Lou's low intellect or poor theory of mind.

He talks about his dad being a rapist and his mom (when she's alive) being transphobic. He could easily post about his historical scab ancestors, and how by mushmouthing to local politicians Baby Lou's righting their wrongs now. I'd even say that was a more compelling story.
I'd be really curious to know whether Lou genuinely believes his ancestors were good union boyos, despite Lou himself being the guy who dug up evidence to the contrary.

iirc Lou once stated something to the effect of "my ancestors kept working through the strikes but that was only because they were so poor that they HAD to work; they genuinely wanted to strike honest but, ooooooh, those darn bosses, they kept my family too poor to strike, darn them", which would of course indicate that Lou knows the story about his family being pro-union the coal strikes is a lie.

But it's also possible that he's so stupid, he honestly doesn't understand that the whole point of a strike is not to work, and that unions don't like people who continue to work through their strikes (especially ones as large and pivotal as the PA coal strikes)?
 
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