💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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OffTopic said:
Just to follow up, there are several great Lonely Rick photos scattered around the second, beTTer forum that have thus far evaded the site's shitty search feature, including one of Rick sitting alone casually drinking from a 2L German beer boot for absolutely no reason.
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That is so fucking sad. The beer boot thing is for parties because it's a fun thing to do and you're at a party and drinking beer from a cool object. Other people are laughing, wondering whether you can drain it.

Doing it alone is just pathetic. That's just the act of a sad, isolated alcoholic without any friends at all.

Enjoy dying alone, Rick.
 
Patrick is up to his old tricks: starting random slapfights and losing.
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AnOminous said:
That is so fucking sad. The beer boot thing is for parties because it's a fun thing to do and you're at a party and drinking beer from a cool object. Other people are laughing, wondering whether you can drain it.

Doing it alone is just pathetic. That's just the act of a sad, isolated alcoholic without any friends at all.

Enjoy dying alone, Rick.
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There's another thread of Google Maps stills taken from around Milwaukee bars and in every photo you can see either Rustang Susan or his Triumph motorscooter parked right by the door.

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The Feline Solution 2 said:
Can't fuck with the classics. I still remember when it went from "hundreds of times" to "thousands of times", good times.
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I miss 'many dozens'.

Slapdragon said:
The more threatening and violent his copyPatsas get, the more impotent they make him sound for not ever showing anything for them.
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If anyone cared enough to report him, he's bordering on terrorist threats.
I wonder what Niki is doing with her Pat free time?
 
break these cuffs said:
I think Pat has a problem. He's fat.
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His rampant alcoholism comes more into focus when you realize who all the people he's ever photographed with in bars actually are.

For example, this kid he's seen with all the time at Hooligans is not only a lowly 20-something busser there, he's the owner's (Mark Buesing) son.



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Bonus: here's Young Ben with Childish Gambino and his Nigger Entourage:


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The Taco Santo! said:
He also owns a Triumph, you know.
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Not the Speed Triple so a shitty Triumph.
Magnetman said:
I can hear him saying this
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Does he sound really fat and gay when you imagine him speaking?
YouTube Autist said:
The only difficulty with it is that it's impossible to parody. "This is the gun you put in your mouth. And pulled the trigger. Bang, stalker." How do you exaggerate upon that?
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Maybe a physical description of the firearm that makes it sound as fucking gay and stupid as Patrick. You're right, this one is not easy.
TaimuRadiu said:
He's not squealing in the way Judge Holden wants him to, so it doesn't count.
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What's more likely, Tiny Tim Finds the Intergalactic Gloryhole gets published, or @Judge Holden gets off his arse ass and gives Patrick the Royal Bongtastic lovin' he's been talking about for years?
Asian tech support said:
When it comes to bows, 90% of the time one's "handedness" determined by eye dominance. In other words, one's default handedness doesn't have a bearing on how they handle a bow and left handed archers are somewhat more common than standard lefties. Fat Rick wouldn't know this unless he had some form of instruction and based on how he conducts himself with firearms, it's safe to say he's had none.
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I'd love to see Rick do some archery currently. Watching him get his bitch tits slapped by a bowstring would be rib murdering.
 
Dean Pentel said:
What's more likely, Tiny Tim Finds the Intergalactic Gloryhole gets published, or @Judge Holden gets off his arse ass and gives Patrick the Royal Bongtastic lovin' he's been talking about for years?
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This is the exact moment you got sodomized by a towering, hairless, and imposing figure, pig child. Enjoy Holden.
Dean Pentel said:
I'd love to see Rick do some archery currently. Watching him get his bitch tits slapped by a bowstring would be rib murdering.
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It is a probably apocryphal belief that Amazon women had their right breasts removed to make it possible for them to be effective archers. Rick would probably have to do this to be an archer.

This is, you see, because he is fat (many people do not know this), and he is a faggot, and his tits are those of bitches.
 
YouTube Autist said:
This image is kind of small. Where exactly is Patrick? Is he behind the portly, middle-aged woman in the bottom-left corner?

You died forever. Even though you were never alive.
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I dunno, YouTube Autist, I was assuming he was the fat-headed, red-faced pig who looks like Rick. But you tell me if I'm off here...

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Edit: you were being sarcastic.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I did that.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
What's more likely, Tiny Tim Finds the Intergalactic Gloryhole gets published, or @Judge Holden gets off his arse ass and gives Patrick the Royal Bongtastic lovin' he's been talking about for years?
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It'll get published eventually. Not this year since stuff that has to be published for Christmas usually starts several months before, like in August.

OffTopic said:
For example, this kid he's seen with all the time at Hooligans is not only a lowly 20-something busser there, he's the owner's (Mark Buesing) son.
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Fatberg Rick looks like a pooner with his backwards cap. Everything he does is pooner coded.

Also was that son uh, underage? Did Fatberg Rick try to creep on him?

Is it true that the fattest and stupidest man in Milwaukee is banned from Hooly's? I'd ask him on Twatter but I'm sure I'd get a prison stlaker childing.
 
Dean Pentel said:
Not the Speed Triple so a shitty Triumph.

Does he sound really fat and gay when you imagine him speaking?

Maybe a physical description of the firearm that makes it sound as fucking gay and stupid as Patrick. You're right, this one is not easy.

What's more likely, Tiny Tim Finds the Intergalactic Gloryhole gets published, or @Judge Holden gets off his arse ass and gives Patrick the Royal Bongtastic lovin' he's been talking about for years?

I'd love to see Rick do some archery currently. Watching him get his bitch tits slapped by a bowstring would be rib murdering.
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The Speed Triple was the bike Tom Cruise road in Mission Impossible 2 which is likely where he got the idea.
 
OffTopic said:
His rampant alcoholism comes more into focus when you realize who all the people he's ever photographed with in bars actually are.

For example, this kid he's seen with all the time at Hooligans is not only a lowly 20-something busser there, he's the owner's (Mark Buesing) son.

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FYI they lost in the NLCS and it was all because of Fatrick
 
Since neither Lethal Leslie or Second Whiter Jackie could get old Pigtits Ricky banned from Whirlycon I guess we just have to hope some pest gets vidya of him reading Tiny Tim and the transgender Space Crabs do Mars.
 
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