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Becky whines that the two full-time workers at her house won't do the chores for her.

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Oppressive laundry whine strikes again and it's as fascinating as ever. Despite this being a chore you can easily do with a young child, as opposed to cooking or sweeping, she probably uses the least amount of clothes and she hisses at the fact she's serving the two full time jobbers and the exploring toddler.

I bet the clean laundry is always in a basket, self-service style. The "incels" can iron their own shirts!
 
Becky, having run out of sympathetic Bluesky followers to listen to her never-ending, always-changing sob story, corners a retail employee and cons her into getting a better deal on glasses (which she does not wear and never has).

Also, Hannah "spent a complete day here under [Becky's] care." Wowee. A stroll around the local park! See, Daniel, she is not neglectful! They spent a whole day with her without needing anyone else to fill in!

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Hmm... This kind of implies that the toddler is not staying the night..
 
Becky whines that the two full-time workers at her house won't do the chores for her.

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Yeah, listen to Yonah who's so leftist that he advocates to be a lumpenproletariat and that the working class* should work even more so they can live like capitalists.

*I use the term very loosely here, compared to her they are.
 
What exactly does she do all day?
Because of the book he just published about ... troonery in tech, I'm guessing, that's all his type can talk about, I was rereading the Coraline Ada Ehmke thread, where someone noted that while working, Becky was tweeting at least three times an hour, not including retweets, during her office hours. I wouldn't be surprised if she kept up that level of internet usage between BlueSky, reddit, FetLife, and whatever fanfic and witchy places she goes to. Maybe slowing down a bit because she's stoned all the fucking time, but yes, she's a professional internet user.

Theoretically she plays games; I think she'd also generally have some kind of background TV on to drown out anyone who might want anything from her. But I can't imagine she can live without her phone for very long. She certainly could do with some digital and weed detox, but there's no detoxing that personality.
 
Becky whines that the two full-time workers at her house won't do the chores for her.

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Becky's "self-medicated domestic" saga begins. Pretty soon she'll be boxed wine drunk and probably high too at 10am while being the sole parent "watching" the baby. A baby that's just about to get into the more mobile, more exploratory phase. Expect a rise in "accidents".

At least Hah-nuh no longer has a pool right out the back door to wander into while Mom wallows on the couch, doomscrolling social media and fishing for more reject dick on FetLife.
 
Some Fetlife tomfoolery from the last week or so.

Cuckson is still gooning to gross cam whores:

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SAD and Becky have updated their relationship status:

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Perhaps because SAD has eyes for another mommy:

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"Braveone13" in a nutshell:

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She is fat. I would not have sex with her.
 
Becky's "self-medicated domestic" saga begins. Pretty soon she'll be boxed wine drunk and probably high too at 10am while being the sole parent "watching" the baby. A baby that's just about to get into the more mobile, more exploratory phase. Expect a rise in "accidents".

At least Hah-nuh no longer has a pool right out the back door to wander into while Mom wallows on the couch, doomscrolling social media and fishing for more reject dick on FetLife.
Becky ending up as a wine mom in Oxnard is so funny. She tries so hard to be NLOG.

Also pretty sure the “women invented alcohol” thing wasn’t about Albanians specifically. Women brewing beer is one of those vaguely held yaaas kween historical tidbits that Becky would blow up into some kind of kitchen witch identity for herself. If only she could similarly identify with women inventing not neglecting their babies to the point that they have flat heads.
 
Jackson persisting in jerking it to women pretending to be an abused child whose dad is teaching them to touch their "princess parts" is very gross.

Makes you think a little about why he decided to have the kid be Daniel's kid instead of his own.
 
What was the relationship listed as previously?
Back in May, while Becky was putting on the full court press to get Sammmm to replace Daniel's role, they had their status as "nesting partners" (via posting by @Temperance )

Now that a McMansion with lots of free goodies is no longer available and Becky no longer has fatkraut to focus her sociopathy on... Sammmm suddenly feels the need to explore his options, it appears.
 
Jackson persisting in jerking it to women pretending to be an abused child whose dad is teaching them to touch their "princess parts" is very gross.

Makes you think a little about why he decided to have the kid be Daniel's kid instead of his own.
If you think Jackson had any part of the decision, I have a beautiful bridge in New York with your name on it.

Becky, desperate to maintain her talons in Daniel, let's him rape an IVF baby into her. After the birth:
"Sign this paper"
"What is it, my Qween?"
"Spare me the abusive language, Jackson, sign the paper"
And that is the story of how Jackson became the spare tire parent.
 
Now that a McMansion with lots of free goodies is no longer available and Becky no longer has fatkraut to focus her sociopathy on... Sammmm suddenly feels the need to explore his options, it appears.
The Madam Becky era has begun.
 
If they're not nesting partners any more, does that mean Sam moved back in with his roommate? That would line up with Becky's "my husband and I watched our baby for a whole day" tweet.
 
Becky whines that the two full-time workers at her house won't do the chores for her.

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What a major self own. Everything about it.
If they're not nesting partners any more, does that mean Sam moved back in with his roommate? That would line up with Becky's "my husband and I watched our baby for a whole day" tweet.
Dunno I wondered that too but I don’t think Becky would allow him to move into the McMansion and then move out. Especially on the back of losing Daniel, she’d go nuclear about how he was only using her for the nice place. She fucking hates Jackson unless he’s being used to triangulate, she’d not be happy about being reduced to only one pecker. I think this is her upgrading him from partner to relationship before he gets any ideas about branching out on fetlife. If Sam moved out without so much as a peep or complaint from Becky I’d actually be proud of her for keeping that under wraps considering her usual temperament.
 
Back in May, while Becky was putting on the full court press to get Sammmm to replace Daniel's role, they had their status as "nesting partners" (via posting by @Temperance )

Now that a McMansion with lots of free goodies is no longer available and Becky no longer has fatkraut to focus her sociopathy on... Sammmm suddenly feels the need to explore his options, it appears.
I'm excited for the future "my ABUSIVE boyfriend ABANDONED me" drama on top of the ongoing despair about Daniel breaking free.
 
The fact that Jackson is super into DD/LG (which, for those who are blessedly unaware, means Dom Daddy/Little Girl) is possibly the worst part of this thread. It's something that I think I suppress my memory of because otherwise I get too MATI.

Knowing this motherfucker
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Jackson Phillip Gerber, aka JP Gerber, staff attorney at Dykema in Los Angeles CA spends his days alternately diddling himself to "little girl" porn and caring for a 1.5 year old little girl makes me want to vomit.

Yes, I know Becky pretends to be Sammmmm's Mommy and that is filthy as well, but Jackson's offenses are worse to me.

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Becky apparently realized her broken Judaica LARP was somewhat thin, seeing as how she crowd-funded for professional movers.

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She won't get the full amount back, which means she's probably still lying - that plate was what, 150ish and the candleholders couldn't be much more. Can't imagine she won't get that back if the moving company actually has smashed it.

Finally, can we talk about how fucking lame it is that you can "have a crush" on someone in an official capacity on FetLife? My god. Is this 7th grade and we're passing notes (do you like me? Circle one YES NO)

I got curious, and decided to wake up an ancient burner FetLife account to check Sammmmm's new chick out. And guys. . .
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She's got Corissa Enneking's frog butt and otherwise it's hard to discern anatomy.
 
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The fact that Jackson is super into DD/LG (which, for those who are blessedly unaware, means Dom Daddy/Little Girl) is possibly the worst part of this thread. It's something that I think I suppress my memory of because otherwise I get too MATI.

Knowing this motherfucker
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Jackson Phillip Gerber, aka JP Gerber, staff attorney at Dykema in Los Angeles CA spends his days alternately diddling himself to "little girl" porn and caring for a 1.5 year old little girl makes me want to vomit.

Yes, I know Becky pretends to be Sammmmm's Mommy and that is filthy as well, but Jackson's offenses are worse to me.
That’s beyond disgusting. The overlap between his fetish and his real-life proximity to an actual child isn’t just horrifying, any decent person would be outraged by the normalization of his pedophile kink when he's sharing a home with a vulnerable child.
 
It would be kind of funny if Jackson is limiting her play money now that he's responsible for the majority of the household expenses.
He pretty much HAS TO. Daniel was the clear breadwinner, which is why Becky fought tooth & nail to stay with such AN EVIL BABY-KICKING NAZI.

Speaking of Becky's roomies, I wonder where the per troon is at? Probably still hiding in the crawlspaces of the McMansion, waiting until dark to raid the pantry.
 
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