💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Pentamidine said:
I took a peek at Nick's twitter and he spent yesterday complaining about cops and government, but took a quick break to make this gem -

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Nick memoryhole'ing the entire "SEAN!!!" on-stream bitchfit because he was getting lightly trolled on this site for inviting the comatose sister-wife to take Jamaican BBC.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Nick memoryhole'ing the entire "SEAN!!!" on-stream bitchfit because he was getting lightly trolled on this site for inviting the comatose wife to take Jamaican BBC.
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He literally pretends not to remember having an entire livestream of him insanely screaming SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN while crying that evil Kiwi Farms liars were telling lies that. . .all turned out to be completely true and we were even being charitable to him considering how awful the FULL truth turned out to be.
 
Pentamidine said:
I took a peek at Nick's twitter and he spent yesterday complaining about cops and government, but took a quick break to make this gem -

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Nothing at all. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Definitely wasn't a stream where Nick went fucking insane and tried to interrogate Sean over an issue he wasn't even arguing, or the endless streams since his arrest where he called Sean a fat sandwich eating whale because he refused to carry water for him. And it most definitely wasn't because Nick got butthurt and tried to make use of an ai voice of Sean's likeness without his permission to feebly try and embarrass him on stream. Nothing at all.

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crab fucker said:
Nothing at all. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Definitely wasn't a stream where Nick went fucking insane and tried to interrogate Sean over an issue he wasn't even arguing, or the endless streams since his arrest where he called Sean a fat sandwich eating whale because he refused to carry water for him.
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But SEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN don't you realize they're accusing me of being a cuck! They're saying I cuck and swing! They're saying I do cocaine. They're saying I dose my child with cocaine! (Actually that's a joke, the fact that he dosed his eight year old daughter with cocaine hadn't even come out at that point.) They're saying I went to HEDONISM, a CUCK RESORT, during INTERRACIAL CUCK WEEK!

SEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN can you believe the lies they're telling about me?

(The lies that all turned out true and even worse was true.)
 
ChromaQuack said:
Sorry but all the collusion to prevent his running on the LOTY just for him to become a boring, dry ass cow that dies with a sad, pathetic whimper before the voting even begins is kind of funny.

Should have just waited a little.
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It does feel like they "fixed" it, doesn't it?

I was contemplating openly voicing an objection, but I am glad I didn't. Because the rate this year is going, I don't think Nick even deserves a nomination, much less a win.

AnOminous said:
He literally pretends not to remember having an entire livestream of him insanely screaming SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN while crying that evil Kiwi Farms liars were telling lies that. . .all turned out to be completely true and we were even being charitable to him considering how awful the FULL truth turned out to be.
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Almost two years on, I am still perplexed what I lied about. 🤔
 
daniel day said:
Say what you will, personally I dont think God can "fix" nick.
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Then you don't believe in God. Not in a maximal sense, at least. More akin to the Gods occupying the various and mostly extinct pantheons of polytheistic religion.

The Triune God is omnipotent and can remedy all but in doing so loses His beloved children and gains slaves. Rekieta fails to imbibe the Holy Spirit and the lessons applied to him through his suffering because he is what he says; a narcissist. That's not a lacking of God's capacity as God but of Rekieta's capacity as God's child.
 
AnOminous said:
He literally pretends not to remember having an entire livestream of him insanely screaming SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN while crying that evil Kiwi Farms liars were telling lies that. . .all turned out to be completely true and we were even being charitable to him considering how awful the FULL truth turned out to be.
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Maybe he's confused about the time he made a whole stream with him saying "John" over and over. Though that Sean stream was very disturbing.
 
Retink Retunk said:
Maybe he's confused about the time he made a whole stream with him saying "John" over and over. Though that Sean stream was very disturbing.
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The funniest thing is somehow, this is a guy who graduated law school, passed the bar, read Kiwi Farms for years for much of his content that got him to the top of his game, and then STILL thought that somehow, screaming and yelling at the truth would make it go away.

No, sorry, fag, you should have figured that out.

Reality does not go away just because you scream and yell at it. That just makes you look like a complete faggot.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Neither Nick nor Melton streamed today. Melton didn’t even snipe Chad Zumock, who’s been crashing out hard since Sunday. Not saying that means anything but it’s worth noting.
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No stream from Nick or Melton today either. I’m amazed Melton isn’t streaming considering how much lulzy shit is happening between one of his main targets, Chad Zumock, doing battle with Mersh and spinning epic bullshit about how he lost his virginity, Karmic rage quitting his stream multiple times a day, plus Stuttering John’s lawsuit and a lot of other stuff.
 
Forfeited Heroes said:
Then you don't believe in God. Not in a maximal sense, at least. More akin to the Gods occupying the various and mostly extinct pantheons of polytheistic religion.

The Triune God is omnipotent and can remedy all but in doing so loses His beloved children and gains slaves. Rekieta fails to imbibe the Holy Spirit and the lessons applied to him through his suffering because he is what he says; a narcissist. That's not a lacking of God's capacity as God but of Rekieta's capacity as God's child.
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Dont be cringe. God cant fix nick because nick would never submit himself to a non-BBC higher power, which is what I explained in my post.
 
God can't fix those who don't want to be fixed. That would be removing free will.
I mean God COULD do it but I don't think He wants to force people to love Him.

Pentamidine said:
I took a peek at Nick's twitter and he spent yesterday complaining about cops and government, but took a quick break to make this gem -

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"They're saying I did something to you SEAN!"
 
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BathTubShine said:
Damn nigga you boring. This is not how you win LoTY.

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You try to win LOTY by bending the "rules" twice, probably a third time in 2026 because third time's the charm!

ChromaQuack said:
Sorry but all the collusion to prevent his running on the LOTY just for him to become a boring, dry ass cow that dies with a sad, pathetic whimper before the voting even begins is kind of funny.

Should have just waited a little.
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That's what I suggested. Unless we see the bod cam, he's going to lose.
If they didn't bend the rules and had the fresh meat cow run in the correct fresh meat category, he would have swept.

I nominate this skelly for the most radioactive cow of the decade. His cooking is hazardous. He subjected all of us to the bottom of the barrel faggotry known as the dabbleverse. The only thing more boring than this seething skelly fuck crying about Kurt's cooking is his Diddleverse faggotry.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Not sure she ever got treatment for anything to do with substances, either - idr hearing anything of the sort.
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I've been curious about this too. We know from Aaron that they met up a couple weeks before the arrest and she told him that she wanted to get help. Without scrubbing through the archives, this is the 2024 Kayla sightings that I recall:
  • May - Arrest
  • June - Present for CPS hearing
  • July - Tat convention with April and Nick. Also, that's probably when that pic was taken with Eyeliner Nick.
  • Aug. & Sept. - No signs of life from Kayla, IIRC
  • Oct. - Her voice is heard on one of his Locals streams + kids were returned
  • Nov. - Keanu reports that there was a fight about Nick missing a drug test. Specifically, Kayla yelled at him. Nick, in turn, screamed at April.
My point: she may have done rehab. Even inpatient is possible in the Aug-Sept timing while April entertained Nick. For the sake of the kids, I like to think that currently she's being the functional parent. I'll take the rainbow reactions.
 
Melty Butter said:
More clarity on his ketamine use (if we believe him). In comments from the IG post:
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Ah yes, the "it's not recreational, it's medicinal" argument.
Just like all those alcohol prescriptions that were given out during Prohibition.

Vibralldo said:
Nick's not an addict, he's just doing literally everything he can to get intoxicated, but it's ok because he's doing it legally.
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Reminds me of an old Richard Pryor quote - "...not on coke, you can't get hooked. My friends been snortin' for 15 years, they ain't got hooked!"
 
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