What would you do if the girlfriend of your dreams invited you to have dinner with her parents and they have human shit as the main course?

[User 204364]

Her father pulls out a wooden spoon from the pot full of shit that her mother prepared and plops a nice big pile right onto your plate. Your girlfriend tells you, "This is just something they do. Just try to go along with it, babe" and gently caresses your hand while giving you a warm, reassuring smile.

 

[Tablet County]

BBL you motherfucker I will not take part in your fetish shenanigans.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I would tell them that I'm vegan.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The girlfriend of my dreams isn't Indian, I don't know why you think she would be.

 

[Uncle Phil]

I would ask where the cameras are.

 

[shadyreapers_]

Meds bro

 

[Pruto]

I demostrate my superiority by sharting out an even bigger turd above hers.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

BBL IS BACK SAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Cunt u need Fkn Jesus, god, Buddha, Mohamed, Yahweh, Jamal, Danesh & the pope

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I am deadly allergic to shit, yeah, it makes certain aspects of my life quite difficult, anyway, UNTIL LATER

 

[Sonic]

if your answer is anything but "eat shit" you're gay

 

[Vitrealis]

"Sorry babe, I'm actually gay. I should have told you earlier, but I only was with you for social clout. PERISH!"

And then I'd get the run out while ducking fistfuls of feces being launched at me. (They wouldn't hit me though because I have stone-cold reflexes).

 

[pollution jim]

BBL you motherfucker I will not take part in your fetish shenanigans.

BBL? isn't that what drake got

 

[Spiny Rumples]

This is a shit test.
Stand up for yourself and her but do it in a polite way. If it comes down to choosing her vs. getting the support of the parents, choose her. It's just part of pleasing a female partner.

 

[Forever A Loner]

Who is this girl of my dreams supposed to be- Bluefolf?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Id say sorry we brought our own and start eating her ass in front of everyone