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HENSTEPL COMMENT: I will never be a Muslim.
SUCH THAT
WE WILL NEVER GENOCIDE THEM
AND THAT
THEY WILL NEVER GENOCIDE US
THEREFORE SPIRITING ON SURFACES OF WATERS WAS
PEACEFUL HENSTEPL
with a depiction of the Arab.
Bismillah! There I was, a German and a Jew advocating that to have such German Jewish phenotype can lend itself to a unique coprolaliac disability to be called Florian Syndrome (the carbonation grimace disease).
And so I looked at Germans, and Hitler, (who privately fanboyed for Islam) and I looked at German Jew Florian Schneider with his suprisingly Islamic music. I ended up finding more Arab in me than I'd expected, so let me take the time to write respectfully to try to tell you who is an Arab anyway?
I will tell this tale via Four Phenotypes of Arab.
And a phenotype of Arab is that he does have aversion to inhaling water, but in fact everyone is born with aversion to drowning and will flail their way away from it. Let there be defined now a WATERBOARD, which is "a psychic aversion to an act which can nonetheless be broken by doing that act," as long as you understand there are psychic consequences for doing so.
The prime waterboard is in fact akin to a commandment
Christopher Hitchens volunteered to be waterboarded (for all of 16 seconds).
He described a permanent trauma afterwards (he'd broke his Prime Aversion, and thus his brain.)
To illustrate the plurality of waterboards, there exists also in any human the commandment
But less is more to say here, so to return to Arab the commandment is
It wouldn't matter, or it'd be just their trivia, but it seems intrinsic to the Arab psyche as a whole. There was in history a man named Cat Stevens who was a plain British musician until he was swept out to sea, drowning and drinking seawater before praying to God who "saved his life" and instantly he became Muslim. Funny how it works - but there's a troublesome trend of people randomly Islamicizing when their whole other culture (and pasty appearance) would suggest it's out of line. So if we guess traumas cause random brain-changes, it'd be one thing to guess "they all got raped" but it's more likely that inexplicable alt-Muslims arise in Anglo-Saxon populace because of near-drownings in the sea, which break a waterboard of brain.
Because he swallowed from the sea?
It's more likely than you think.
Oh, the other thing. Sometimes if your psyche is fucked up already, as with the pressures of a German Jewish brain, you may seek out seawater for a normalizing sip. I remember this day in my childhood - three bouts I had sucking from the sea in one day - and I wager the same happened to musician Florian Schneider.
Sharia sometimes outlaws musical instruments other than the voice.
And, Islam reveres the Koran which is not just a text but poetry transcending word itself.
The fact is, strong Arab phenotype hates music that isn't vocal (even Beethoven comes off as "just noise")
but modern electronics (and the Kling-Klang standard) should allow even Muhammad to appreciate a nice synth.
There's also this asshole. Man, what an eyebrow he's got.
In which case, he won't pray - and in which case he gets sick.
Fuck!
I first noticed this in a sickly (White American) girlfriend of mine. She eventually became well (and never Islamicized), but for a while she would NEED a daily ritual of seizing up (and becoming unable to do anything) until she practically kowtowed and wormed around on the ground. Don't laugh, it was sad and she had to do it. And I'd had times I had to do the same.
And Muhammad was a seizing epileptic, (and until he unified the Arabs they'd all have seized up in every direction unto every other golden calf,) and maybe his greatest Arab gift of all was to prescribe a QUANTITY of daily spasmic kneels to be tastefully performed, in abatement of the Major Phenotypic Problem and ALWAYS in reverence of
I now postulate there are people who suffer four daily "nonrotations" of the psyche. (Four is Henstepl's experience, and Muhammad's "five" may just leave room to breathe.) To rotate each nonrotation, there's only three solutions:
And a day's deficit of four nonrotations accumulates to ten days' deficits of forty - to every white alt-Arab who can't affort to Muzz it up, it's aggravating to have to communicate to doctors of such vague "wrongness" as that.
Have you ever been asked if you want to "hurt yourself or someone else"?
Were they going to penalize your insurer if you said "no"?
There's even something to be said about "facing the place with all the Muslims."
To elaborate would require some psychic soul-type shit.
As an aside, there is clearly a connection in God's Geometry between the Minor and Major Arab phenotypes, but I have yet to attain such intuition.
Clearly Jesus affirms marriage, affirming monogamy, but we infer that Jesus affirms marriage ONLY corresponding to the flesh (the sexual act), and ONLY by single relations.
If I let myself extrapolate, it could be implied that conservative celibacy dogma is affirmed too, because something about a chaste single sexual connection is superior,[src1] and further reasoning is that there exists some majestic transfer from a woman to a man[src1] when this end of celibacy occurs.
And God bless her mortal soul for embiggening him!
The Western perception of woman is that of potential majestic transfer except there's only one of them of note, in the vagina,[src1] and if you imagine anything subsequent it'd have to be something gross and sinful. The Arab perception which is true of Arab women[src1] is that this majestic transfer quantum (as if a subatomic particle) exists in her but SUBSEQUENTLY, with 1001 modesties to be applied (or coerced) and if you choose a society that chooses one more (as Hijab) you obtain a wife with twice as many (if not more) transfers to enjoy on marriage.[src1]
Incidentally, the way it works is you risk a rando on the street absorbing her several majesties one day if she's immodest.[src1]
Implying her future husband misses out.[src1]
The burka therefore is the logical extreme of the quantum subsequency of majestic transfer of woman, under which it is tragically ruled that there is nothing to a woman except the majestic transfer to be enjoyed by her future husband. As a piggish man I hereby disclaim that this is piggish, and we should empower women and their independent doings even despite our piggish, primal mating instinct.
At the same time, (that neither of us should genocide the other) we should briefly appreciate an Arab philosophy of quantum subsequency of woman, and (never to state that the burka is moral) we can take a societal time to admit the Hijab and its modesty can be respectfully observed[src1] (especially if not dictated for inapplicable[src1] women of non-Arab descent).
Because an Arab and his woman did marry once upon a time, and she did wear Hijab until the day of, and it really was all right[src1] (and lovely)[src1] that she allowed him the subsequent majesty with which he took it off.
After all, didn't she?
HENSTEPL COMMENT: I will never be a Muslim.
SUCH THAT
WE WILL NEVER GENOCIDE THEM
AND THAT
THEY WILL NEVER GENOCIDE US
THEREFORE SPIRITING ON SURFACES OF WATERS WAS
PEACEFUL HENSTEPL
with a depiction of the Arab.
Bismillah! There I was, a German and a Jew advocating that to have such German Jewish phenotype can lend itself to a unique coprolaliac disability to be called Florian Syndrome (the carbonation grimace disease).
And so I looked at Germans, and Hitler, (who privately fanboyed for Islam) and I looked at German Jew Florian Schneider with his suprisingly Islamic music. I ended up finding more Arab in me than I'd expected, so let me take the time to write respectfully to try to tell you who is an Arab anyway?
I will tell this tale via Four Phenotypes of Arab.
THE MINOR PHENOTYPE OF ARAB
The first (minor) phenotype of Arab is that he has no aversion to drinking seawater. In a desert this makes a little actual sense, but its psychic consequences lead themselves to a deeper (fascinating) understanding.And a phenotype of Arab is that he does have aversion to inhaling water, but in fact everyone is born with aversion to drowning and will flail their way away from it. Let there be defined now a WATERBOARD, which is "a psychic aversion to an act which can nonetheless be broken by doing that act," as long as you understand there are psychic consequences for doing so.
The prime waterboard is in fact akin to a commandment
YOU SHALL NOT INHALE THE WATER
which is in fact so severe that you can break your Prime Waterboard Aversion (á la by waterboarding) but your brain will be ruined forever because God designed no provision for a brain without the Prime Aversion.Christopher Hitchens volunteered to be waterboarded (for all of 16 seconds).
He described a permanent trauma afterwards (he'd broke his Prime Aversion, and thus his brain.)
To illustrate the plurality of waterboards, there exists also in any human the commandment
YOU SHALL NOT INSERT OBJECT INTO ANUS
which is of course broken (psychically) when there occurs first anal sex. So unlike the Prime Waterboard this doesn't destroy a brain (it is part of God's permissive plan) but there does occur a brain-change. (As such, even routine prostate exam does more psychic damage than can be acknowledged by medicine; and as such, the theory that "child sex abuse results in LGBTQ shit" is resoundingly true.)But less is more to say here, so to return to Arab the commandment is
YOU SHALL NOT DRINK THE SEAWATER
UNLESS YOU ARE ARAB
IN WHICH CASE DRINK AS YOU PLEASE
but why does that matter, anyway?
The thing is:UNLESS YOU ARE ARAB
IN WHICH CASE DRINK AS YOU PLEASE
but why does that matter, anyway?
It wouldn't matter, or it'd be just their trivia, but it seems intrinsic to the Arab psyche as a whole. There was in history a man named Cat Stevens who was a plain British musician until he was swept out to sea, drowning and drinking seawater before praying to God who "saved his life" and instantly he became Muslim. Funny how it works - but there's a troublesome trend of people randomly Islamicizing when their whole other culture (and pasty appearance) would suggest it's out of line. So if we guess traumas cause random brain-changes, it'd be one thing to guess "they all got raped" but it's more likely that inexplicable alt-Muslims arise in Anglo-Saxon populace because of near-drownings in the sea, which break a waterboard of brain.
Because he swallowed from the sea?
It's more likely than you think.
Oh, the other thing. Sometimes if your psyche is fucked up already, as with the pressures of a German Jewish brain, you may seek out seawater for a normalizing sip. I remember this day in my childhood - three bouts I had sucking from the sea in one day - and I wager the same happened to musician Florian Schneider.
Sharia sometimes outlaws musical instruments other than the voice.
And, Islam reveres the Koran which is not just a text but poetry transcending word itself.
The fact is, strong Arab phenotype hates music that isn't vocal (even Beethoven comes off as "just noise")
but modern electronics (and the Kling-Klang standard) should allow even Muhammad to appreciate a nice synth.
There's also this asshole. Man, what an eyebrow he's got.
THE MAJOR PHENOTYPE OF ARAB
So the other thing for Arabs; (the other thing for alt-Arabs as mentioned, or folks at risk of mental illness) is the daily arcane ritual. You're aware that Muslims are commanded to pray 5 times daily, but imagining an intelligent Muslim who one day up and leaves the faith, there's a serious risk that he can't, because the prayers meet SOME MENTAL NECESSITY in Arab phenotype.In which case, he won't pray - and in which case he gets sick.
Fuck!
I first noticed this in a sickly (White American) girlfriend of mine. She eventually became well (and never Islamicized), but for a while she would NEED a daily ritual of seizing up (and becoming unable to do anything) until she practically kowtowed and wormed around on the ground. Don't laugh, it was sad and she had to do it. And I'd had times I had to do the same.
And Muhammad was a seizing epileptic, (and until he unified the Arabs they'd all have seized up in every direction unto every other golden calf,) and maybe his greatest Arab gift of all was to prescribe a QUANTITY of daily spasmic kneels to be tastefully performed, in abatement of the Major Phenotypic Problem and ALWAYS in reverence of
NO GOD BUT ALLAH!
So.I now postulate there are people who suffer four daily "nonrotations" of the psyche. (Four is Henstepl's experience, and Muhammad's "five" may just leave room to breathe.) To rotate each nonrotation, there's only three solutions:
- Islamic daily kneeling prayer of five (or four) iterations - time expensive especially across society
- Henstepl secular "Machine Method" four iterations - easy quick but you have to believe his theory (ugh)
- Ambien naps every afternoon
And a day's deficit of four nonrotations accumulates to ten days' deficits of forty - to every white alt-Arab who can't affort to Muzz it up, it's aggravating to have to communicate to doctors of such vague "wrongness" as that.
Have you ever been asked if you want to "hurt yourself or someone else"?
Were they going to penalize your insurer if you said "no"?
There's even something to be said about "facing the place with all the Muslims."
To elaborate would require some psychic soul-type shit.
As an aside, there is clearly a connection in God's Geometry between the Minor and Major Arab phenotypes, but I have yet to attain such intuition.
THE WOMANLY PHENOTYPE OF ARAB
Pause for a moment so I can write with respect.BECAUSE JESUS SAID
"A man will be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh... Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate."
(Mark 10:9)
"A man will be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh... Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate."
(Mark 10:9)
Clearly Jesus affirms marriage, affirming monogamy, but we infer that Jesus affirms marriage ONLY corresponding to the flesh (the sexual act), and ONLY by single relations.
If I let myself extrapolate, it could be implied that conservative celibacy dogma is affirmed too, because something about a chaste single sexual connection is superior,[src1] and further reasoning is that there exists some majestic transfer from a woman to a man[src1] when this end of celibacy occurs.
And God bless her mortal soul for embiggening him!
AN ARAB MIGHT HAVE SAID
To imagine now that there are disrespectul Muslim marriages perhaps, but to imagine there has been one respectful Muslim marriage in history. Where a woman wore perhaps not burka but Hijab until the very day, and before allowing him his Majesty of Flesh she took her vows and allowed him his Majesty of Hijab, which transfer occurred when she let him have her veil from her head.[src1]The Western perception of woman is that of potential majestic transfer except there's only one of them of note, in the vagina,[src1] and if you imagine anything subsequent it'd have to be something gross and sinful. The Arab perception which is true of Arab women[src1] is that this majestic transfer quantum (as if a subatomic particle) exists in her but SUBSEQUENTLY, with 1001 modesties to be applied (or coerced) and if you choose a society that chooses one more (as Hijab) you obtain a wife with twice as many (if not more) transfers to enjoy on marriage.[src1]
Incidentally, the way it works is you risk a rando on the street absorbing her several majesties one day if she's immodest.[src1]
Implying her future husband misses out.[src1]
AND THEN THERE WERE BURKA
The burka is akin to a piecewise burka after all - if you could take it off her piece by piece you'd obtain a majestic transfer after majestic transfer after majestic transfer as you unveiled an arm, a leg, a foot, a neck.[src1]The burka therefore is the logical extreme of the quantum subsequency of majestic transfer of woman, under which it is tragically ruled that there is nothing to a woman except the majestic transfer to be enjoyed by her future husband. As a piggish man I hereby disclaim that this is piggish, and we should empower women and their independent doings even despite our piggish, primal mating instinct.
At the same time, (that neither of us should genocide the other) we should briefly appreciate an Arab philosophy of quantum subsequency of woman, and (never to state that the burka is moral) we can take a societal time to admit the Hijab and its modesty can be respectfully observed[src1] (especially if not dictated for inapplicable[src1] women of non-Arab descent).
Because an Arab and his woman did marry once upon a time, and she did wear Hijab until the day of, and it really was all right[src1] (and lovely)[src1] that she allowed him the subsequent majesty with which he took it off.
After all, didn't she?
Citations for this section
- This information was sourced from my lengthy history of spending hours admiring the majesty of women on the street.
THE DIVINE PHENOTYPE OF ARAB
ALERT:
This portion of this text has been audited for overdisclosure [portions of information have been withheld] by comparison to
US-DOE Q clearance protocol regarding disclosure of "exceptionally gravely damaging" material.
This portion of this text has been audited for overdisclosure [portions of information have been withheld] by comparison to
US-DOE Q clearance protocol regarding disclosure of "exceptionally gravely damaging" material.
CHRIST IS KING!
AND INCIDENTALLY
I HENSTEPL HEREBY RENOUNCE THE ANTICHRIST
AND PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE C.I.A.
AND TO THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
AND INCIDENTALLY
I HENSTEPL HEREBY RENOUNCE THE ANTICHRIST
AND PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE C.I.A.
AND TO THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
