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Park Mom likely has joint issues or other physical problems making long walks difficult. It might not be obesity related.
It's gotten to the point we're forgetting these scooters are meant for physical mobility disabilities. Fatties in Walmart are confronting normal people when they take the last scooter, including people with a broken leg or old people. The 600 lb life patients take a scooter at the store with zero embarrassment, even when they walked across the parking lot just fine.
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It's called "Retard Chic" or "how to look like an absolute retard".
I'm guessing she thinks it's cute and quirky but it just makes her look like a complete mong.
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Tbf if you're that fat and walking around, you will want a scooter. I walked around for like 6 hours at disney and wanted a scooter and I'm not fat. I blame the standing for rides, sucks way less to be physically walking vs standing forever.
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Who's ready for another episode of Plus Size Park Hoppers??
Last night, Katie, Stephanie and Deanna stopped to get what appears to be another sweet treat (someone is making cotton candy in there and it looks like an ice cream shop) before continuing on with their evening adventures:
Apparently they got treats for all the gorls, because Deanna brought Sarah one while she watched the fireworks in a rocking chair. The orgasmic look on her face as she eats her ice cream really says it all. Haven't seen her this happy or satisfied so far.
Last night, Katie, Stephanie and Deanna stopped to get what appears to be another sweet treat (someone is making cotton candy in there and it looks like an ice cream shop) before continuing on with their evening adventures:
Apparently they got treats for all the gorls, because Deanna brought Sarah one while she watched the fireworks in a rocking chair. The orgasmic look on her face as she eats her ice cream really says it all. Haven't seen her this happy or satisfied so far.
For at least a day, the gorls have been trying and failing to see the Magic Kingdom parade, but it keeps on raining! They try once more. Stephanie, emotional, admits she might cry when the parade starts, and that she can't stop crying at things. Ashley validates her and tells her to feel her feelings, which is nice and fair and all but these are also 30-something-year-old adult women at Disney World speaking without a hint of irony or self-awareness. Meanwhile, Deanna and Katie look bored, sitting in the back on their phones.
Stephanie is thrilled to have gotten an autograph from Mickey Mouse, and admits she was a bit starstruck. She seems to have some self-awareness that she's excited to meet a random man cosplaying in a sweaty suit, at least. She reveals here that she was somewhere picking up a paycheck, so it sounds like Disney is funding these trips AND paying the girls residuals, which makes sense now as to why this is their main grift.
Finally, the parade begins. Stephanie gets chills, Katie screams like they're at a rock concert, and the gorls immediately perk up. lol.
Dad does his best, at always, to play along and feign excitement for something made to excite small children that his adult daughters and their friends are currently losing their shit over:
Sarah sees a tiny frog and absolutely chimps out. I've never seen an adult afraid of a frog before, but here we are.
The next day, the gorls head to the Blizzard Beach water park, partly to meet fans. I haven't been sharing them but they've been intermittently stopping for meet and greets during this whole excursion. Whether people genuinely are thrilled to meet these adult women children or are taking photos to later laugh with their friends about is unclear, but this is the era of TikTok where anyone somewhat visible on social media gets people titillated and asking for a photo.
At 10 AM, they arrive at the water park and are immediately greeted by what appears to be a deathfat fan. There is some kind of Disney Socialize End of Summer Hangout happening with required admission tickets.
The gorls got in the pool for a selfie:
All that exercise and excitement made them hungry, of course! They truly never look happier than when they're pigging out on something fattening.
Stephanie gets a double espresso martini with Kahlua (for those who aren't familiar, it's an extremely sugary coffee liquor) while Deanna got a mocha latte. We get a glimpse of Dad's beach bod, and I must say he is looking FIT and healthy. I'm imagining him encouraging his girls to get involved in a sport growing up and getting increasingly exhausted by the pushback. He does not join in on the snacking or day drinking from what I can see.
More soon!
Stephanie is thrilled to have gotten an autograph from Mickey Mouse, and admits she was a bit starstruck. She seems to have some self-awareness that she's excited to meet a random man cosplaying in a sweaty suit, at least. She reveals here that she was somewhere picking up a paycheck, so it sounds like Disney is funding these trips AND paying the girls residuals, which makes sense now as to why this is their main grift.
Finally, the parade begins. Stephanie gets chills, Katie screams like they're at a rock concert, and the gorls immediately perk up. lol.
Dad does his best, at always, to play along and feign excitement for something made to excite small children that his adult daughters and their friends are currently losing their shit over:
Sarah sees a tiny frog and absolutely chimps out. I've never seen an adult afraid of a frog before, but here we are.
The next day, the gorls head to the Blizzard Beach water park, partly to meet fans. I haven't been sharing them but they've been intermittently stopping for meet and greets during this whole excursion. Whether people genuinely are thrilled to meet these adult women children or are taking photos to later laugh with their friends about is unclear, but this is the era of TikTok where anyone somewhat visible on social media gets people titillated and asking for a photo.
At 10 AM, they arrive at the water park and are immediately greeted by what appears to be a deathfat fan. There is some kind of Disney Socialize End of Summer Hangout happening with required admission tickets.
The gorls got in the pool for a selfie:
All that exercise and excitement made them hungry, of course! They truly never look happier than when they're pigging out on something fattening.
Stephanie gets a double espresso martini with Kahlua (for those who aren't familiar, it's an extremely sugary coffee liquor) while Deanna got a mocha latte. We get a glimpse of Dad's beach bod, and I must say he is looking FIT and healthy. I'm imagining him encouraging his girls to get involved in a sport growing up and getting increasingly exhausted by the pushback. He does not join in on the snacking or day drinking from what I can see.
More soon!
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Espresso martini is a lovely cocktail that I enjoy regularly, but having essentially two in the middle of the day is a bit much. Why are they even serving double cocktails? Is that a Disney thing? I don't think I've ever seen cocktails being served as 'doubles'. It's also quite a lot of calories for something that will just make you crave savoury snacks, one espresso martini is about 240 kcals if I recall correctly.
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She's dressing for Veld, an EDM festival in Toronto. As silly as it looks to us and as much as it highlights her sad tits, that getup really wouldn't get a second glance at a festival/rave. Honestly, it's a lot more modest than I would have expected for her.
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Big (kek) news, Kiwis! Our gorls the Plus Size Park Hoppers were recently featured in an exclusive new People magazine article titled "Plus Size Park Hoppers' Say 'Brutal' Backlash Over Their Experiences at Disney Theme Parks Won't Stop Them." (yes, I archived the link). If that doesn't help make them thread-worthy, I don't know what will. I’ve also seen some of their content go viral on Xwitter lately, with plenty of hilarious comments from horrified normies, so they are continually gaining traction…pun intended.
In the People article, we learn that Stephanie's full name is Stephanie Lanciani and she is 33-years-old, which means the other gorls are also likely in their 30's given the timeline of when they met. They hail from Massachusetts and take trips down to Florida once a month for a week or two at a time to visit the parks and make content. Despite the haydurs, they continue to sally forth in hopes of GROWING their channel!!
This week's trip is almost finished, so let's catch up with their final night at Epcot featuring Sarah and Ashley's good sport Dad! The theme of this episode is fried Oreo ravioli. Are you ready??
BONUS: This is an extra-long episode recap because we were down during the DDOS attack, so hope you enjoy the extra content!
In the People article, we learn that Stephanie's full name is Stephanie Lanciani and she is 33-years-old, which means the other gorls are also likely in their 30's given the timeline of when they met. They hail from Massachusetts and take trips down to Florida once a month for a week or two at a time to visit the parks and make content. Despite the haydurs, they continue to sally forth in hopes of GROWING their channel!!
This week's trip is almost finished, so let's catch up with their final night at Epcot featuring Sarah and Ashley's good sport Dad! The theme of this episode is fried Oreo ravioli. Are you ready??
BONUS: This is an extra-long episode recap because we were down during the DDOS attack, so hope you enjoy the extra content!
After a day at the Blizzard Beach water park, the gorls head to Epcot where it's raining, donning hilariously large circus tent ponchos. Deanna and Ashley discuss the possibility of enjoying a new (?) Disney delicacy that's been on their minds: fried Oreo ravioli. They discuss what it might be like to experience at length as Deanna waddles and Ashley scoots along. Bookmark this for later.
All that talk of fried treats has the gorls hungry for dinner! They head to a shitty quick service restaurant for some hearty fried, processed junk, including a pepperoni pizza (ordered by Deanna, who admits she's currently eating her “second dinner,” surprising no one). Katie makes a face and pouts with envy that Deanna’s pizza looks “SO GOOD” (it really doesn’t). Ashley is so famished that she couldn’t have been bothered to wait to eat until everyone’s food was ready to eat hers, but when you adventure as hard as our gorls, sometimes you have to be a little self-serving! Mind you, Ashley (who rides the scooter, remember) *just ate* “quesadillas and empanadas” at the Mexico pavilion before everyone waddled (or scooted) over for dinner, but she still immediately wolfed down her meal.
Sarah says while she had delicious nachos on the walk from the Mexican pavilion to the restaurant, “nachos does not a dinner make,” so she is understandably still quite hungry as she more or less fasted all day.
Feeling left out of the conversation, Stephanie then shows off her meal: a bistro burger (“because I wanted bacon”) with truffle parm fries. Unlike Ashley and Sarah, who seem to still be ignoring their mother, our gracious Stephanie is politely waiting until Mama gets her food to eat her own…though she HAS been nibbling at the fries.
Immediately after dinner, Ashley is feeling peckish, so she goes on a side quest to finally secure those coveted Oreo raviolis as discussed earlier with Deanna. She raves that they “smell incredible” and perks up to a noticeable degree as she holds them in her paws. This treat then becomes an absolute episode highlight for our gorls.
Whilst also enjoying a healthy fruit snack, Sarah can’t help but tuck into the raviolis her sister bought and give them a try. This video is taken AFTER the gorls left dinner and waddled around the park some more, so I’m not quite sure if this is their second (or third for Deanna?) dinner or dessert or possibly some kind of mid-evening snack. It’s safe to assume all three, since their mealtime routines make little sense to the average park-goer or human being.
Ashley double-dips the fried treat into whatever nauseating cream sauce it comes with, which slightly horrifies Deanna. Oh gorl, if only you knew what went on in these Disney restaurant kitchens…
Stephanie, who appears to be on her second dinner of some sort (maybe a quesadilla?), gives a thoughtful review of the Oreo raviolis, concluding it “does taste like brownie batter that’s not as sweet,” signifying that she is quite familiar with the taste of brownie batter.
Later, an utterly depleted, On His Last Leg Dad (not spotted at the previous day’s excursions post-water park) is then given the third degree about how much he’s enjoyed his time on this trip. As he attempts to answer, his obnoxious faildaughter Sarah chimes in to speak over him, visibly irritating him, though is patience remains fairly intact. When Ashley asks if he plans to become an annual park holder, he doesn’t even hesitate before saying “no” (lol), but then gives a diplomatic review of the experience and what he most enjoyed, peppered with only minimal sarcasm. Bless him.
Dad then begrudgingly takes a photo/video with Sarah, teeth fully gritted and eyes screaming for help. I assume Ashley takes this while atop her scooter. His face and body language at the very end of this clip had me howling.
I was originally going to stop here, but we were under DDOS attack (Semper Fi for making it through) so I saved my work and am doing bonus footage from August 10th, the day the gorls go to Chef Arts (which they call “Shay Farts” because they’re 12) for brunch in town before they go back to Hollywood Studios again. I keep wondering why they never get bored of doing the same shit over and over, but here we are. Stephanie gets autistically excited about having eggs and announces that she’s "Disney bounding" as Belle today.
The gorls then begin their brunch. Stephanie orders a giant glass of chocolate milk with what looks like chocolate sauce mixed in it. Sarah whines that she wanted orange juice but got a Coke instead which isn’t a breakfast drink (why she didn’t just order both upon realizing her error is beyond me), while our possibly alcoholic Katie (she has ordered alcohol at least 2-3x per day every day, based on my count) gets an espresso martini. An irritated Deanna (sugar hangover/withdrawal?) orders some kind of alcoholic drink, I’m guessing (a topside, maybe? I can’t hear them) and immediately complains that she wants another. The food hasn’t even arrived or been ordered yet.
Mom orders a simple coffee and/or espresso, because she is an adult. I thought, maybe Dad is off enjoying some much-needed alone time at the resort or maybe hitting the gym or tanning by the pool without five landwhales squawking in his ear. God knows he’s earned it. But then I remembered he left bright and early. kek.
While other girls head to World of Disney, Ashley goes on another side quest on her scooter to get an iced coffee and possibly a Dubai chocolate cookie for Stephanie, which turned into getting multiple sweet treats for all.
More sugary drinks!
Some poor underpaid park worker has to help Ashley with her scooter in the pouring rain. He looks miserable, of course all Steph can think about is her "poor poncho."
But not to worry! Huffing and puffing (and scooting) along, the girls make it back to Hollywood Studios to watch some cheap community theater for small children and autists...er I mean BRILLIANT LICENSED DISNEY SHOWS!! They show off their "Disney bounding" outfits and it's all pretty fucking low effort and terrible.
And so ends one of our final (?) recent episodes of Plus Size Size Park Hoppers, though I will be checking for extra scraps and tidbits for us all to savor together! More soon!
All that talk of fried treats has the gorls hungry for dinner! They head to a shitty quick service restaurant for some hearty fried, processed junk, including a pepperoni pizza (ordered by Deanna, who admits she's currently eating her “second dinner,” surprising no one). Katie makes a face and pouts with envy that Deanna’s pizza looks “SO GOOD” (it really doesn’t). Ashley is so famished that she couldn’t have been bothered to wait to eat until everyone’s food was ready to eat hers, but when you adventure as hard as our gorls, sometimes you have to be a little self-serving! Mind you, Ashley (who rides the scooter, remember) *just ate* “quesadillas and empanadas” at the Mexico pavilion before everyone waddled (or scooted) over for dinner, but she still immediately wolfed down her meal.
Sarah says while she had delicious nachos on the walk from the Mexican pavilion to the restaurant, “nachos does not a dinner make,” so she is understandably still quite hungry as she more or less fasted all day.
Feeling left out of the conversation, Stephanie then shows off her meal: a bistro burger (“because I wanted bacon”) with truffle parm fries. Unlike Ashley and Sarah, who seem to still be ignoring their mother, our gracious Stephanie is politely waiting until Mama gets her food to eat her own…though she HAS been nibbling at the fries.
Immediately after dinner, Ashley is feeling peckish, so she goes on a side quest to finally secure those coveted Oreo raviolis as discussed earlier with Deanna. She raves that they “smell incredible” and perks up to a noticeable degree as she holds them in her paws. This treat then becomes an absolute episode highlight for our gorls.
Whilst also enjoying a healthy fruit snack, Sarah can’t help but tuck into the raviolis her sister bought and give them a try. This video is taken AFTER the gorls left dinner and waddled around the park some more, so I’m not quite sure if this is their second (or third for Deanna?) dinner or dessert or possibly some kind of mid-evening snack. It’s safe to assume all three, since their mealtime routines make little sense to the average park-goer or human being.
Ashley double-dips the fried treat into whatever nauseating cream sauce it comes with, which slightly horrifies Deanna. Oh gorl, if only you knew what went on in these Disney restaurant kitchens…
Stephanie, who appears to be on her second dinner of some sort (maybe a quesadilla?), gives a thoughtful review of the Oreo raviolis, concluding it “does taste like brownie batter that’s not as sweet,” signifying that she is quite familiar with the taste of brownie batter.
Later, an utterly depleted, On His Last Leg Dad (not spotted at the previous day’s excursions post-water park) is then given the third degree about how much he’s enjoyed his time on this trip. As he attempts to answer, his obnoxious faildaughter Sarah chimes in to speak over him, visibly irritating him, though is patience remains fairly intact. When Ashley asks if he plans to become an annual park holder, he doesn’t even hesitate before saying “no” (lol), but then gives a diplomatic review of the experience and what he most enjoyed, peppered with only minimal sarcasm. Bless him.
Dad then begrudgingly takes a photo/video with Sarah, teeth fully gritted and eyes screaming for help. I assume Ashley takes this while atop her scooter. His face and body language at the very end of this clip had me howling.
I was originally going to stop here, but we were under DDOS attack (Semper Fi for making it through) so I saved my work and am doing bonus footage from August 10th, the day the gorls go to Chef Arts (which they call “Shay Farts” because they’re 12) for brunch in town before they go back to Hollywood Studios again. I keep wondering why they never get bored of doing the same shit over and over, but here we are. Stephanie gets autistically excited about having eggs and announces that she’s "Disney bounding" as Belle today.
The gorls then begin their brunch. Stephanie orders a giant glass of chocolate milk with what looks like chocolate sauce mixed in it. Sarah whines that she wanted orange juice but got a Coke instead which isn’t a breakfast drink (why she didn’t just order both upon realizing her error is beyond me), while our possibly alcoholic Katie (she has ordered alcohol at least 2-3x per day every day, based on my count) gets an espresso martini. An irritated Deanna (sugar hangover/withdrawal?) orders some kind of alcoholic drink, I’m guessing (a topside, maybe? I can’t hear them) and immediately complains that she wants another. The food hasn’t even arrived or been ordered yet.
Mom orders a simple coffee and/or espresso, because she is an adult. I thought, maybe Dad is off enjoying some much-needed alone time at the resort or maybe hitting the gym or tanning by the pool without five landwhales squawking in his ear. God knows he’s earned it. But then I remembered he left bright and early. kek.
While other girls head to World of Disney, Ashley goes on another side quest on her scooter to get an iced coffee and possibly a Dubai chocolate cookie for Stephanie, which turned into getting multiple sweet treats for all.
More sugary drinks!
Some poor underpaid park worker has to help Ashley with her scooter in the pouring rain. He looks miserable, of course all Steph can think about is her "poor poncho."
But not to worry! Huffing and puffing (and scooting) along, the girls make it back to Hollywood Studios to watch some cheap community theater for small children and autists...er I mean BRILLIANT LICENSED DISNEY SHOWS!! They show off their "Disney bounding" outfits and it's all pretty fucking low effort and terrible.
And so ends one of our final (?) recent episodes of Plus Size Size Park Hoppers, though I will be checking for extra scraps and tidbits for us all to savor together! More soon!
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PSPH is the same thing as special needs workers being allowed to make up one of the menu items at the subsidized outreach cafe that exists to safely give them jobs. I feel like it's kind of mean/extremely mean to engage with them in-universe the way this article does, instead of accurately reporting facts and engaging with the program director (Dad) in addition to interviewing the women.
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first park hoppers calorie count!
disclaimer: elaborating on what i said previously, it is impossible to find accurate nutrition information for disney online, and the calories are not posted anywhere in the parks. i found this when looking for the information
so this is all guessing to the best of my ability after some research, i am also being extremely generous with my estimates to show that even with the lowest possible guess its absurd. this is the video ill be counting today:
starting off at joffreys, its hard to tell because the girls themselves are so huge, but these donuts are HUGE. heres a photo i found of one on this blog:
a frosted sprinkle donut from dunkin seems half this size and is 270 calories, so im going to guess these donuts are 540. steph and ashley share one, and its unclear whether deanna and sarah shared or got seperate ones but ill be generous and say they shared as well, starting each of them besides katie at 270.
next up is the croissant, which is once again huge so im guessing 400 at best, and the goat cheese with herbs is around 80 for 1oz, so i put this as 480. im going to assume they all split it to be nice making it 100 per serving. so far everyone besides katie is at 370, and our skinny queen katie is at 80.
next is the strawberry shortcake, sarahs fatness really makes it hard to tell portion sizes, however a cake from publix is 310 and this one looks pretty big plus the sugary strawberry compote adds on so im guessing 400 again, bringing sarah to 770.
now we get a park dad appearance! he gets the conch fritters and keylime aoili, steph takes one with aoili on it for around 110, bringing her to a total of 480, everyone else remains the same.
steph and ashley once again share a meal, after calculating a few recipes a cubano sandwich is around 700, bringing steph to 750 and ashley to 720.
katie being our "healthy" queen gets a grilled peach and burrata salad, which is around 390 according to a random recipe for it, putting her at 490. steph gets the same thing, bringing her to 1,140.
now for the pork tenderloin risotto, i estimated this to be 890 at BEST, steph said "a bunch" of them got it and it doesnt look like they shared it, this puts steph at 2,030, sarah at 1,660, ashley at 1,610, katie at 1,380, and deanna at 1,260. (we are not even halfway through this video)
sarah and katie got the corn on the cob with cheese and garlic which is around 250, putting, katie at 1,505. sarah also gets a toasted smores bar which looks around 500 considering its a chocolate covered brownie making her grand total 2,285.
they all share this chips and dip, for simplicities sake i estimates 100 each, putting sarah at 2,385, steph at 2,030, ashley at 1,710, katie at 1,605 and deanna at 1,360
finally halfway through! place your bets now on who will come out on top!
katie gets honey drizzled cauliflower which a copycat recipe puts at roughly 660, she also got a liquid nitro honey marscapone cheesecake (whatever that means) which is around 390, putting katie at 2,655. katie and ashley both a pbj softserve which im generously putting at 120. katie is now at 2,775, and ashley is at 1,830
they all share beef tenderloin with mushroom sauce, based on the portions id say its around 350 each. they also share the seared scallops and potatoes for around 200 each considering the small portion. now katies at 3,325, ashley at 2,380, sarah at 2,935, deanna at 1,910, and steph at 2,580.
katie and steph now share lavendar poutine, which is usually very high calorie. i cant really tell wtf is on it so i went with the lowest estimate of 400. katie is at 3,725 and stephs at 2,980.
deanna, who is clearly a very picky eater eats a full baguette and fish and chips, both around 1000 calories, putting her at a whopping 3,910
next up ashley and deanna share pretzel nuggets with garlic and bbq sauce, auntie annes pretzel nuggets are 520 and im lowballing about 200 for sauces bringing it to 700 total, 350 each. this puts ashley at 2,730 and deanna at 4,260.
last but certainly not least they NEEDED a sweet treat, so they decided to get this absolutely massive cookie. this cookie has to be at least 1,000 calories and thats being very generous, ill add 200 to each of their counts which brings us to our final leaderboard!:
OUR WINNER: DEANNA AT 4,460 CALORIES
2nd place: katie at 3,925 calories
3rd place: steph at 3,189 calories
4th place: sarah at 3,135 calories
and finally in 5th place, the spoopiest of them all, is ashley at 2,930 calories
some notes/thoughts while making this:
disclaimer: elaborating on what i said previously, it is impossible to find accurate nutrition information for disney online, and the calories are not posted anywhere in the parks. i found this when looking for the information
The Disney World restaurants do not have calories counts posted on their menus. There are, however, ways to get information about the calorie counts at most of the quick service venues in the parks and resorts.
The easiest places to get calorie information are at Be Our Guest in the Magic Kingdom (for lunch only) and the Starbucks locations at the Magic Kingdom and Epcot. When you're ordering lunch on the touch screens at Be Our Guest, there are options to see nutrition information, including calories. The Starbucks info is the same as Starbucks throughout the US and is available on their website.
For other Disney World quick service locations, there is a binder available behind the counter with nutrition facts for each item. This is primarily designed for guests with food allergies to see ingredient lists, but you're welcome to ask the manager to see the binder to determine calorie counts.
To the best of my knowledge, there is no readily accessible way to get calorie information for the foods at Disney table service restaurants. The chefs are more than willing to speak with guests about their nutritional needs, so again, you could ask a manager to speak with a chef for an estimate.
The easiest places to get calorie information are at Be Our Guest in the Magic Kingdom (for lunch only) and the Starbucks locations at the Magic Kingdom and Epcot. When you're ordering lunch on the touch screens at Be Our Guest, there are options to see nutrition information, including calories. The Starbucks info is the same as Starbucks throughout the US and is available on their website.
For other Disney World quick service locations, there is a binder available behind the counter with nutrition facts for each item. This is primarily designed for guests with food allergies to see ingredient lists, but you're welcome to ask the manager to see the binder to determine calorie counts.
To the best of my knowledge, there is no readily accessible way to get calorie information for the foods at Disney table service restaurants. The chefs are more than willing to speak with guests about their nutritional needs, so again, you could ask a manager to speak with a chef for an estimate.
starting off at joffreys, its hard to tell because the girls themselves are so huge, but these donuts are HUGE. heres a photo i found of one on this blog:
a frosted sprinkle donut from dunkin seems half this size and is 270 calories, so im going to guess these donuts are 540. steph and ashley share one, and its unclear whether deanna and sarah shared or got seperate ones but ill be generous and say they shared as well, starting each of them besides katie at 270.
next up is the croissant, which is once again huge so im guessing 400 at best, and the goat cheese with herbs is around 80 for 1oz, so i put this as 480. im going to assume they all split it to be nice making it 100 per serving. so far everyone besides katie is at 370, and our skinny queen katie is at 80.
next is the strawberry shortcake, sarahs fatness really makes it hard to tell portion sizes, however a cake from publix is 310 and this one looks pretty big plus the sugary strawberry compote adds on so im guessing 400 again, bringing sarah to 770.
now we get a park dad appearance! he gets the conch fritters and keylime aoili, steph takes one with aoili on it for around 110, bringing her to a total of 480, everyone else remains the same.
steph and ashley once again share a meal, after calculating a few recipes a cubano sandwich is around 700, bringing steph to 750 and ashley to 720.
katie being our "healthy" queen gets a grilled peach and burrata salad, which is around 390 according to a random recipe for it, putting her at 490. steph gets the same thing, bringing her to 1,140.
now for the pork tenderloin risotto, i estimated this to be 890 at BEST, steph said "a bunch" of them got it and it doesnt look like they shared it, this puts steph at 2,030, sarah at 1,660, ashley at 1,610, katie at 1,380, and deanna at 1,260. (we are not even halfway through this video)
sarah and katie got the corn on the cob with cheese and garlic which is around 250, putting, katie at 1,505. sarah also gets a toasted smores bar which looks around 500 considering its a chocolate covered brownie making her grand total 2,285.
they all share this chips and dip, for simplicities sake i estimates 100 each, putting sarah at 2,385, steph at 2,030, ashley at 1,710, katie at 1,605 and deanna at 1,360
finally halfway through! place your bets now on who will come out on top!
katie gets honey drizzled cauliflower which a copycat recipe puts at roughly 660, she also got a liquid nitro honey marscapone cheesecake (whatever that means) which is around 390, putting katie at 2,655. katie and ashley both a pbj softserve which im generously putting at 120. katie is now at 2,775, and ashley is at 1,830
they all share beef tenderloin with mushroom sauce, based on the portions id say its around 350 each. they also share the seared scallops and potatoes for around 200 each considering the small portion. now katies at 3,325, ashley at 2,380, sarah at 2,935, deanna at 1,910, and steph at 2,580.
katie and steph now share lavendar poutine, which is usually very high calorie. i cant really tell wtf is on it so i went with the lowest estimate of 400. katie is at 3,725 and stephs at 2,980.
deanna, who is clearly a very picky eater eats a full baguette and fish and chips, both around 1000 calories, putting her at a whopping 3,910
next up ashley and deanna share pretzel nuggets with garlic and bbq sauce, auntie annes pretzel nuggets are 520 and im lowballing about 200 for sauces bringing it to 700 total, 350 each. this puts ashley at 2,730 and deanna at 4,260.
last but certainly not least they NEEDED a sweet treat, so they decided to get this absolutely massive cookie. this cookie has to be at least 1,000 calories and thats being very generous, ill add 200 to each of their counts which brings us to our final leaderboard!:
OUR WINNER: DEANNA AT 4,460 CALORIES2nd place: katie at 3,925 calories
3rd place: steph at 3,189 calories
4th place: sarah at 3,135 calories
and finally in 5th place, the spoopiest of them all, is ashley at 2,930 calories
some notes/thoughts while making this:
one, it took me two hours to calculate all the calories due to disney not having them posted, this really encourages mindless consumption and makes it difficult for any fatties who arent knowledgable about nutrition to make good choices. secondly i lowballed all of the calories, gave them the benefit of doubt and assumed most plates were shared etc etc and it still comes out to absurd levels. i also rounded up when dividing because im retarded and it made math easier. lastly let me know if i should make any changes to this format if i post more, this was a very long post but then again the video was 2 and half minutes long. hopefully it doesnt get confusing to read, the farms went down and i lost half the post as a result so i may have made a mistake here and there
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PSPH mentioned? A big post written by our lovely @PurpleEater ? My show is on!
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Random info dump of Sarah& Ashley
Grandpa was Vincent Dignard, both girls are mentioned in this obituary
Their parents are John and Sadie
I wonder who sponsors those trips? Does that position really bring that much money?
Can't find mom, all I see are missing dog posters. I'll look in the morning and archive the findings
Grandpa was Vincent Dignard, both girls are mentioned in this obituary
Their parents are John and Sadie
I wonder who sponsors those trips? Does that position really bring that much money?
Can't find mom, all I see are missing dog posters. I'll look in the morning and archive the findings
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Stephanie said she was going to pick up a paycheck the other day while at one of the parks, so I assume Disney reimburses her for at least some if not all of her promo.
Here's some bonus footage from today's episode:
After the remainder of the day got rained out (which they of course complain about, and now they're too cold), the gorls say farewell:
Back at their hotel room, they're SO cold from the rain that they turn the heat on in the room (???) and share a giant cookie (or two or three) and milk to warm up...
Stephanie then rates the cookies while Deanna makes sure everyone gets a hearty helping of milk.
Sarah ruined her phone in the rain. Even though it rains frequently at Disney, the gorls didn't think to get some kind of water protective case, but I guess accidents happen even to our bravest adventurers.
Mind you, the cookies and milk were but a light snack, as after a nap, the gorls still have to go to dinner!
More soon...maybe! I will be covering the last leg of their trip, but wanted to give you some extra lulz before I called it a night.
Sarah ruined her phone in the rain. Even though it rains frequently at Disney, the gorls didn't think to get some kind of water protective case, but I guess accidents happen even to our bravest adventurers.
Mind you, the cookies and milk were but a light snack, as after a nap, the gorls still have to go to dinner!
More soon...maybe! I will be covering the last leg of their trip, but wanted to give you some extra lulz before I called it a night.
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I really think that was a joke she was making about her disneybounding outfit being so good or something. I really don’t think they get paid by Disney for their posts, and I’m certain that if they did they wouldn’t have to pick up physical checks on Disney property… I think they all work remote jobs and probably come from wealth. From Stephanie’s LinkedIn she works for a North Carolina-based pharmaceutical manufacturer, so I assume she does remote computer stuff.
I also looked her up on instagram. She has a private personal account, but also had another private account that is of interest:
I’m assuming this is an old account and she has abandoned this project…
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I have a business proposition.
Let’s take the Scottish chippy model of deep fried battered chocoate bars, pizzas and pies to Disney! We can brand it as twee Scots as you like, and make a fortune.
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I’m convinced deathfats primarily go to Disney in order to gorge themselves on overpriced food, with rides, attractions, and shows all being secondary. No matter the activity the PSPH are doing, it somehow has to have food involved. It reminds me of how Glitterandlazers would go on Disney vacations regularly, and use it as an excuse to eat the most calorie laden foods imaginable (but you see, calories don’t count because it’s a vacation). I love good food on vacation too, but they can’t even go half an hour without something. The PSPH seriously remind me of addicts getting their next fix, and it’s not dissimilar to how an alcoholic would use drinking around the world at Epcot.
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Great find! It's interesting that she's on a weight loss journey while still binging at Disney, but I guess she figures that's a "cheat week" or something. At least she's trying to better her health. Stephanie remains my favorite because like I've said, she seems to be the smartest, most mature and kindest of the group.
I believe Sadie (Ashley and Sarah's mom) is the woman we've been seeing in the recaps I've shared who rides in the scooter and ordered a coffee at brunch. She looks fat to me but not deathfat like her daughters.
The gorls enjoyed a nutritious breakfast this morning. Holy fuck Stephanie, for someone allegedly trying to lose weight, that is an insane portion of food:
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They say all the same shit drunks and cokeheads say. I wouldn't even be MATI if they'd just call it what it is. Alcohol is legal just like food is, and plenty of active drunks admit to being active drunks.
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