🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,619
Source? He said it was because of a literal pile of socks in his office.

It's referenced from 1:40 on in this clip compilation.
Not trying to ID myself too hard here, but it may be bullshit. We have a lot of mutuals and the particular mutual that told me that was also somewhat of a bullshitter. Most of the people that he orbited/orbited him are all like that of course. Very good chance that someone found that, and he ret-conned it as a reference to the exploit to get in better graces with that community. In retrospect, that makes waaaay more sense
 
Maybe it's a big jump back in the thread, but I still believe that, if Mald didn't do voice training, he stole the pooner's Test gel/shots/patches.
We literally had a fucking audio engineer in this thread reverse-engineer the modifications Maldy made and got his real voice from audio clips. How long are you retards going to keep beating this dead horse for?
 
Maybe it's a big jump back in the thread, but I still believe that, if Mald didn't do voice training, he stole the pooner's Test gel/shots/patches.
Maldavius "Everyday Puberty" Figtree.
He's pubertymaxxing through suppositories, you wouldn't understand because you didn't work at Blizzard.
 
We literally had a fucking audio engineer in this thread reverse-engineer the modifications Maldy made and got his real voice from audio clips. How long are you retards going to keep beating this dead horse for?
Not saying you are wrong, but this is the essence of why mald is a pain \ pathological liar, his constant "2nd puberty" and other various lies and obfuscations take longer and more effort to explain why they are debunked than many want to (constantly) explain to thread tourists, and there's literally dozens of these types of cases with him.

It's why an op rewrite is already needed so bad.
 
Assuming you're talking about pirate, honestly he easily has a sort of Wide Receiver build if you know football. Long legs somewhat broad shoulders, but the mfer doesn't work out. The guy clearly doesn't care for anything besides maybe his greasy as fuck hair.
He's very oddly proportioned and I don't know if it's the camera angle he streams at or what, but he really does look like a caricature or something. Very odd looking and the girl hair doesn't help. His whole persona is odd with the girl hair, stick figure arms, and Elizabeth Holmes voice and the smarmy unearned confidence. Him talking about tech stuff is like Tommy Tooter talking about the law. Very odd dude. Also clearly not a real engineer, anyone that has any experience in any adjacent field can tell he's a bullshitter and wouldn't last a sprint without nepotism.
 
He sounds the same to me. I have been watching his videos as he's quite literally the only YouTuber that actually credits farmers.

Edit: one of* the only YouTubers to credit farmers.
Not trying to derail the thread but lots of kiwis trash him for not citing KF, when in reality he cites users posts just as often as other websites (I wouldn’t even blame him for not citing the farms due to this site’s reputation). I know this because I’ve watched a good chunk of his videos and overall enjoy his content, so I’m a bit biased. But what people don’t seem to understand is that KF isn’t the only source of information for cows. He isn’t without flaws but I think he gets shit on more than he deserves.
 
Maldavius Figtree...

"The classic definition of figging, if you will, involves placing a piece of raw, peeled ginger into someone’s anus, though this has since been expanded to include vaginas, and, in some cases, urethras."

Could it just be... The origins of Malds second life surname? According to sources online, sometimes people who are on the recieving end of the ginger during figging are referred to as the "figtree". Horrifying possibility that this is where Malds second life surname comes from...
 
I've been enjoying the Turkey Tom video. What a douchebag. I think his tiny looking arms really add to the aesthetics and the whole low-T thing really adds up. Dude definitely doesn't lift.
2.5 lbs, PATHETIC! In a few years time, once all his fame has withered away, his arms will probably have atrophied to the point of having no function. He's probably aiming for that ferret stubs to cosplay his favourite animals.
Assuming you're talking about pirate, honestly he easily has a sort of Wide Receiver build if you know football. Long legs somewhat broad shoulders, but the mfer doesn't work out. The guy clearly doesn't care for anything besides maybe his greasy as fuck hair.
Er um, it's called Double Puberty, dudes. You don't need to work out when you're producing more testosterone than pre-USADA Vitor Belfort.
 
Lmao the intravenous ray traced lighting shill continues. Turkey Tom mentioned the game intravenous when shit talking malds lighting, made me laugh my ass off.

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Maldavius Figtree...

"The classic definition of figging, if you will, involves placing a piece of raw, peeled ginger into someone’s anus, though this has since been expanded to include vaginas, and, in some cases, urethras."

Could it just be... The origins of Malds second life surname? According to sources online, sometimes people who are on the recieving end of the ginger during figging are referred to as the "figtree". Horrifying possibility that this is where Malds second life surname comes from...

Or he just named it after a.. fig tree. You know that figs are a real fruit right? And grow on trees. Jason isn't fucking smart enough to have known what figging is back when he made that username. He couldn't even hold down a job at Blizzard at the bottom of the barrel when he made that username.
 
Horrifying possibility that this is where Malds second life surname comes from...
When Jason created his Second Life account, in 2006, the game would randomly generate a list of surnames for you to choose from. Maldavious was his input, but the game decided he looked like a figgot, and Jason agreed.
 
don’t quote me on this because I’m not a doctor but I think us guys all have our voices get a little deeper from 18-25 even post puberty,

Slightly though, no one is having the dramatic shift thor did, going from total nasal nerd to the wheel chair nigga from family guy in one year.
Everyone's voice develops with age. You're not going to get a drastic change unless there's been damage to the vocal cords or the larynx as a whole. IIRC, cartilage in the larynx will ossify throughout your life which causes the changes people normally experience. Vocal training/modification through software (like with Jason), is the only way people can change their voice without fucking themselves up.

A "second puberty" has never existed in the human body and unless your endocrine system is completely fucked up (which his isn't seeing how he functions like a normal human being), you will never experience vocal changes as drastic as Jason "FerretFucker" Hall.
 
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