what’s the fattest experience you’ve ever had?

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Besides ya mum …..

 

[Forever A Loner]

Once, as a teen, I ate a whole pack of Oreos. My poop was black.

I once ate so much watermelon that I literally pooped watermelon. Like watermelon but in the shape of a poo.

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

When The Comoestas watched The Dark Knight after it released on DVD, a young Nice Comoesta fixed a fat, fuck off plate of Nachos.
Halfway through the movie, we realized that, for the 2nd time out of 7 total in Nice Comoestas life, it had started snowing outside.
Nice Comoesta was at LEAST 50% Velveeta at the time, litterally couldnt bend himself to get up, and was stuck with Heath Ledgers close-up in the party scene while the other Comoestas played in the snow.
Dark Knight mid as a result. Batman Begins Gang Gang.

 

[Exegesis]

You bum bitches got tiny ass stomachs
I downed 2 large fries, 2 whoppers, and a little ceasars pizza
move it skinnyfags

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I mixed bacon grease and melted butter and used it as a bread dip. And it was actually really good.

 

[Zionazi]

Making cake icing from a recipe and then eating it without putting it on anything. Not my proudest moment by far.

I also ate a whole pack of mos stuff Oreos but someone already said that.

 

[Hamstirer]

I once deep-fried a toaster strudel and topped it with ice cream. It was fairly disappointing .

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

In college my group used to go to this horrible Golden Corral type buffet because that's what you do in college. There was this woman we'd see there at random, because you couldn't possibly miss her. She was 600+lb, had a mobility scooter and wore a bright yellow t-shirt and black pants, consistently. Anyway this woman got dubbed pacman by our group. You know what pacman eats? PELLETS. This woman would go to the buffet and take an entire plate of baked potatoes, cover them in ketchup, and repeat. This is a buffet that has roast chicken, all sorts of protein etc, but nope. We never saw her get anything else.

 

[Hamstirer]

This woman would go to the buffet and take an entire plate of baked potatoes, cover them in ketchup, and repeat

I've read some fucked up shit but that made me gag.
Although it did remind me of this.

 

[pyrinyx]

A few years ago, I biked to a chinese restaurant after ordering a large sesame chicken and white rice combo, with a couple of egg rolls. My kind roommate at the time, that I didn't know did this, also ordered us the same orders as a treat. I ate both orders the same day.

 

[shadyreapers_]

my second hospitalization

 

[A-Stump]

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli