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No? Besides, who wants to sleep all smelly and shit? You and your sheets are supposed to be clean. Can't imagine how it would work when in a relationship either. Simply shower before going to sleep and apply a deodorant. If your BO is so bad after just sleeping, fix your diet or remigrate to India.
For breakfast it depends, I usually go for omelette or scrambled. Egg on toast is a classic though. Cooking any of these does not take more than 10 min.
That's why it takes long. Your brain is just slow and you probably stop in the middle of tasks to stare at shit. I've seen similar behavior in Indians. I'm afraid it's a trait of autists and non-whites. Are you sure you're 100% Aryan Angloid, FW?
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I gave the max estimates on purpose. Sometimes those things take more or less time. If I had to get to work in two hours I could. Plus I have a dog which takes some more time than a cat. (Normally I do take about 3 hours though before I leave for work)
I think most things to come will be remodels of the greats over construction of new (except maybe Islam (or maybe a surprise buddhism build etc)). Perhaps in within the next 200 years or so perhaps we'll get another great Christian church.
I believe it was a disney + santa movie series. It was a pre-established series but the movie I think was disney +.
I don't always get my lunch break on time, but I'm entitled to a lunch break. You're not a third world nigger bro. Idk NZ law but I promise you get a lunch break. What are you doing on your lunch break?
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how do i fix plungers and stop water leaking
how do i fix plungers and stop water leaking
how do i fix plungers and stop water leaking
i'm not in a joking mood at the moment gog
It's summer in the northern hemisphere, sweating can occur when you sleep, and the deodorant will have worn off by the time you wake up.
Why not go to bed a bit earlier and move the shower to the morning?
my sheets get washes once a week
What got you so invested in eggs?
my brain is slow. but i don't stop i keep moving but it doesn't help the time as it vanishes s qucikly
we won't get to see the return to christian stone, if it happens it will be long after our time, it's sad
disney is demon
do you feel hungry whe nyou don't have luch?
idon't have lunch break i don' have an break at all
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how do i fix plungers and stop water leaking
how do i fix plungers and stop water leaking
No. We want you to live and beeeee happy!!!
i'm not in a joking mood at the moment gog
It's summer in the northern hemisphere, sweating can occur when you sleep, and the deodorant will have worn off by the time you wake up.
Why not go to bed a bit earlier and move the shower to the morning?
my sheets get washes once a week
What got you so invested in eggs?
my brain is slow. but i don't stop i keep moving but it doesn't help the time as it vanishes s qucikly
Don't you get sick of the routine, doing this 5 days a week for the rest of eternity? don't you remember you did the same steps the day before?
we won't get to see the return to christian stone, if it happens it will be long after our time, it's sad
disney is demon
do you feel hungry whe nyou don't have luch?
idon't have lunch break i don' have an break at all
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Because I need more than an hour for my hair to dry. Not everyone is balding, you know?
Besides, I don't smell like shit after sleeping because I'm clean and my sheets are clean. I genuinely don't understand how you can smell after just sleeping unless your sheets are made from shitty synthetic fabrics. Deodorant does not wear off that quickly either. I'd say it's just a skill issue caused by being an alcoholic.
I find your very existence perplexing. It's as if reality works differently for you.
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i'll have to figure out how to turn the water off to just the cistern during the day
You go to bed with wet hair?
Sometimes you sweat when you are asleep, it's just something that happens when you are under blankets.
And when you wake up you don't feel refreshed without a shower.
My existence is suffering. Nothing works for me. All opportunities are closed to me.
i've tried to tell me side of the story a million times i'm too tired to think now
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No, I wrap it in a microfiber towel and just chill for a bit reading or doing literally anything else.
Sleep under less blankets or use better fabrics.
I don't need a shower to feel refreshed in the morning.
It seems that you are regularly felted by the simplest, most common "challenges" in life. Despite having a home and a pet, you have the life skills of a teenager.
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If you washed your hair in the morning you could let it dry naturally over time.
I only have one blanket and because it's winter I have to fold it over to get more warmth. And I have kirby laying on me now as well.
Yes I am retarded, I am autistic but I'm expected to somehow live a normal life and make everything work on my own. Now I have to try and fix the toilet on my own and stop the water leak.
water water how do i stop it leaking
water water water stupid bloody plungers it's such an awful design.
You have followed me around for a long time, do you think I will ever be happy?
I want to make a small game for the game jam and follow what others are making but I can't even find time to read the thread, or read any thread. I never have time.
no time no time
I'm so nostalgic lately. Been day dreaming of better times. Laying in the grass in the summer heat with kirby and his friend without anywhere to be, just being able to exist and enjoy the small things in life. Back when I could take annual leave at christmas time. Back when I was made redundant and was a neet for a few months.
And then a long long time ago when I was a kid and I had a couple friends and the future was yet to be written, it's hard to believe those days existed, it feels like a vague dream I once had.
It's all gone now. I'm just waiting at the gallows, watching the last remaining sand trickle through the hour glass...
well... time for work
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Yeah, but I don't understand why you are suddenly open to hear it when you often seem to interpret medical intervention suggestions as abandonment.
About the rash, its possible that it's skin damage caused directly by the micreme. Steroids do stuff like that. Micreme is designed for minor yeast infections caused by acute or episodic pelvic floor dysfunction in grown women. You need to tell a medical professional that your condition needs a higher level of care, and if they fail to assist you you need to escalate from there.
There isn't much I can tell you that can truly help. Some astringent like witch hazel could potentially offer some relief but I don't have any way to make a pain-free itinerary for you. Sometimes the only way out is through.
Your lack of fighting spirit is distressing to me but if witch hazel and corny music don't make you feel better don't help then what am I supposed to do? You need a hug, supervision, and medical intervention.
Corny song
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The kind that you microwave in 30 seconds, if you go really slow it can an entire 10 minutes to eat.
I boil water to make a jug of coffee/eat an apple/pull things out of the fridge and eat them in a maximum of 20 minutes if I'm being lethargic.
You must be doing all this at 1 FPS or something.
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I don't want to go to work with wet hair and if I blow dry it too much, it gets frizzy. If I let it dry naturally in the morning, I also won't have enough time to comb and brush it and to apply product before work. You talk like someone who never had to care for longer hair.
Nice to hear that you have some pleasant memories to look back on. You're usually very negative even about your past.
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OK so here is your problem: when you shave you're not just getting the hair, you're also shaving off the topmost layer of dead skin and this is causing infection causing acne and irritation. That skin forms a barrier that protects itself and when you shave you lose it and bacteria get in causing the irritation and welts.
Benadyrl (diphenhydramine) is an antihistamine medication. You take it orally for things like allergies.
It's also available in a topical (applied to skin) gel. In that form it helps treat irritated and itchy skin, esp from things like bugbites, poison ivy, contact allergies, and for the itching of minor cuts and scrapes (which are caused during shaving and the reason for your welty, angry red skin.) It'll help calm the irritation and make your face less itchy.
Aftershave is a product that's basically cologne + disinfectant (usually alcohol) + toner (makes pores contract). You apply it after shaving and it disinfects the little cuts and damage to the skin that occurs every time you shave and creates a barrier between your microcuts and the air. It stings when you put it on but you'll have fewer razor bumps.
Looking at the photo I think the problem is one of a few things:
1. Shave routine may need a tune-up: change your razors' head more frequently and use shave gel if you aren't. Wash your face with hot water before, it helps soften up the hairs on your face.
2. Use aftershave - this will disinfect the razor bumps and you will get fewer of them
3. If itchy afterwards apply Benadryl, so you don't scratch your face with your fingernails (dirtiest part of the body imo)
Here's a guide from Gillette that's optimized for men's shaving. Obv I don't have to shave my face but I have some experience shaving body hair on other areas and I know that itchy feeling if you're doing it with a dull razor, didn't use shave gel, or didn't disinfect after. It sucks.
If none of that works: let your beard grow out and then keep it trimmed with scissors; that will end run most irritation and shave issues because you're no longer cutting down to the skin.
Hell yeah joggers club for lyfe, only elastic waistbands here mate.
? Can you explain more? Is the toilet leaking or keeps running but the tank never fills up, or what?
Have you looked inside the toilet tank? Sometimes the parts up there can break and require replacement but it's simple to do.
There should also be an emergency valve in the wall behind the toilet, which you need to close if the bathroom is flooding, but doing so disables the toilet until the water's turned back on.
He's depressed and his perception of reality is sort of warped.
I do that. Is there a reason you can't do that? Nobody said anything to me that I can't show up to work with freshly washed shower hair, so long as its combed and neat.
He's depressed and it saps his energy. It makes every task and chore feel insurmountably hard and overwhelming.
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If you're not gonna cut back the daily boozing (which is highly likely the cause of your constant lethargy/depression/sweating at night/overall anxiety you've been describing) you could try to min max things to your benefit a little bit.
Start shaving your head with clippers on top of shaving your face, boom no more hair to worry about washing/drying. Quick shower before bed (make this one hot to make you sleepy) and quick shower in the morning (I'm talking 5 minutes max, scrub and rinse and get out), make the morning one cold to shock the system/wake you up. Try to allocate more time to sleep and less to fucking around online. Even if you're awake, just lay there and pretend to sleep, try to day dream/lucid dream. Just because you're awake doesn't mean you need your eyeballs duct taped to the electric jew, it's okay to be alone with your thoughts. It may not always be fun, but there's nothing wrong with it.
Have something warm and easy you can nuke to carb load back to sleep if you sober up and wake up all anxious/sweaty, like some nukable mac and cheese. Belly full of warm slop/watch something boring and boom you're back to sleep. DO NOT start drinking again in this situation, you're already in bed, stay there.
Start drinking pedialyte or gatorade or something hydrating with B vitamins when you wake up to counteract the trash you've been ingesting. Start trying to vary your food input so it's not all nukable slop, salad is an easy/cheap way to start out simple and you can branch out once you get over the anxiety of something different. Once salad stops being scary, level up to simple vegetable stir fry. I bet Kirby would love to meow around your feet while you learn to make stir fry!
Try to start working out, even just a cartoonishly small amount every morning to get the blood moving. Like just do 5 situps/pushups/squats a morning to start the day off. Then work your way up to 10, and so and and so forth. You don't have to be a fucking body builder/an Olympic runner, just start switching things up a tiny bit.
Set goals and don't drink until you finish them, be they chores (like laundry or daily cleaning) or whatever, start reconditioning your brain about drinking to flip it back to a treat and not just an everyday part of daily life.
Non alkies can drink and do shit fine at the same time, but functional or semi functional alkies cannot get anything done up to snuff once they start drinking, because they get all sleepy and sloppy and in their feelings and start drunk posting emo music and drunk texting exes or writing rambling diatribes about how the world has wronged them.
I'm not saying flip your entire world up and quit cold turkey now (if you really wanna do that, you need to go back and read Johnny Bravo's advice on getting into detox), but you can start making small incremental changes now that will start paying off if you stick with them. If you can get yourself used to making and sticking with small changes now, leveling up to bigger changes like cutting back/cutting out liquor entirely/setting hard goals like only x number of drinks a night this week and that's it I'm out of booze tough shit, will be less daunting. Don't just stock up for the month, cut yourself off by only buying a certain amount for a day. This will increase your need to go outside and do human things.
(Side note, this^ can be risky depending on the level of your ability to control yourself. If you're only half tanked and you don't have the willpower to say fuck it I guess this is it for tonight, you may end up going out and getting a DUI. For some of us, the idea of that alone is enough to make us sit and suffer through it, but other folk say fuck it and roll the dice, don't be a dice roller if you're at that level, again look to Johnny Bravo's detox advice).
You absolutely need to start leaning on your management about your breaks, there's laws, use them at least while they still last, what are they gonna do, fire you for questioning their breaking of the established law? You want that lawsuit, it's like the only one anyone ever wants. Also please continue with the silly art and GIFs those are great.
Start shaving your head with clippers on top of shaving your face, boom no more hair to worry about washing/drying. Quick shower before bed (make this one hot to make you sleepy) and quick shower in the morning (I'm talking 5 minutes max, scrub and rinse and get out), make the morning one cold to shock the system/wake you up. Try to allocate more time to sleep and less to fucking around online. Even if you're awake, just lay there and pretend to sleep, try to day dream/lucid dream. Just because you're awake doesn't mean you need your eyeballs duct taped to the electric jew, it's okay to be alone with your thoughts. It may not always be fun, but there's nothing wrong with it.
Have something warm and easy you can nuke to carb load back to sleep if you sober up and wake up all anxious/sweaty, like some nukable mac and cheese. Belly full of warm slop/watch something boring and boom you're back to sleep. DO NOT start drinking again in this situation, you're already in bed, stay there.
Start drinking pedialyte or gatorade or something hydrating with B vitamins when you wake up to counteract the trash you've been ingesting. Start trying to vary your food input so it's not all nukable slop, salad is an easy/cheap way to start out simple and you can branch out once you get over the anxiety of something different. Once salad stops being scary, level up to simple vegetable stir fry. I bet Kirby would love to meow around your feet while you learn to make stir fry!
Try to start working out, even just a cartoonishly small amount every morning to get the blood moving. Like just do 5 situps/pushups/squats a morning to start the day off. Then work your way up to 10, and so and and so forth. You don't have to be a fucking body builder/an Olympic runner, just start switching things up a tiny bit.
Set goals and don't drink until you finish them, be they chores (like laundry or daily cleaning) or whatever, start reconditioning your brain about drinking to flip it back to a treat and not just an everyday part of daily life.
Non alkies can drink and do shit fine at the same time, but functional or semi functional alkies cannot get anything done up to snuff once they start drinking, because they get all sleepy and sloppy and in their feelings and start drunk posting emo music and drunk texting exes or writing rambling diatribes about how the world has wronged them.
I'm not saying flip your entire world up and quit cold turkey now (if you really wanna do that, you need to go back and read Johnny Bravo's advice on getting into detox), but you can start making small incremental changes now that will start paying off if you stick with them. If you can get yourself used to making and sticking with small changes now, leveling up to bigger changes like cutting back/cutting out liquor entirely/setting hard goals like only x number of drinks a night this week and that's it I'm out of booze tough shit, will be less daunting. Don't just stock up for the month, cut yourself off by only buying a certain amount for a day. This will increase your need to go outside and do human things.
(Side note, this^ can be risky depending on the level of your ability to control yourself. If you're only half tanked and you don't have the willpower to say fuck it I guess this is it for tonight, you may end up going out and getting a DUI. For some of us, the idea of that alone is enough to make us sit and suffer through it, but other folk say fuck it and roll the dice, don't be a dice roller if you're at that level, again look to Johnny Bravo's detox advice).
You absolutely need to start leaning on your management about your breaks, there's laws, use them at least while they still last, what are they gonna do, fire you for questioning their breaking of the established law? You want that lawsuit, it's like the only one anyone ever wants. Also please continue with the silly art and GIFs those are great.
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why do you use reddit spaces
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Nigga, John is Japanese.
I suggested you make more videos, take care of animals, garden, eat healthier, exercise and other things to thwart the Jewslop.
Yes
I need you to be happy here for a minute so please direct your attention to the following:
Slop is stopping. I need you to celebrate.
Also I don't think you realize how fucking funny you are (not like laughing at, but laughing WITH) your little edited pictures are kino as is you kind of fucking with Josh. This is not including your art and work in your videos. You're legitimately entertaining. Keep doing that shit. It's organic, creative, original, and most importantly funny. For every organic funny you make, a Jewish laugh track on some sitcom dies.
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I should probably post this in the dreams thread, but I woke up hungry and ate spicy chili and had the weirdest series of bad dreams. Like trying to subdue a giant angry dog that wanted to bite everyone, while picking up tons of broken glass off the floor. No more chili for a late night snack!
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My morning routine:
- I wake up
- I pee
- I get out of bed
- Login
Total time: 5-10 min. Checkmate timecucked bro
edit: this is a joke you niggers
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Capsaicin before bed leads to some weird shit if I have to be quite honest.
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Makes me want to dive into research about how if cultures who eat a lot of spice have a darker/weirder dreamscape than those that don't or not.
Like could say, violent Aztec religious motifs be attributed to a spice heavy diet?
Like could say, violent Aztec religious motifs be attributed to a spice heavy diet?
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Actually, he's South American. His creator is of course Japanese, but armadillos aren't native to Japan.