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Nintendo Of America Wanted To Give Pikachu 'Huge Breasts'​

The rumors among the Pokémon community of discussions about a Pikachu with "huge breasts" appear to be true. This is the first I've heard of these interesting rumors, but I'm not plugged into the scene.

At the center of the rumors, apparently, is the translation of a Japanese word that means both "chest" and "breasts" and talks between Nintendo and The Pokémon Company CEO Tsunekazu Ishihara.
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The talks reportedly centered around the launch of Pokémon in the U.S. market. The Japanese site Game*Spark decided to do some digging to get to the bottom of the rumors.

They discovered an interview around the time of the Pokémon Gold and Silver - whatever that means - between Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of the series, and Ishihara, who is still the president and CEO of The Pokémon Company.

When Nintendo of America was first shown Pokémon for "localization," reports GameSpot, they thought it was "too cute." So they came up with some of their own alternate character designs.

The world must not have been ready at the time for a Pikachu with huge breasts​

"They kind of looked like the characters from the Cats musical. So, for example, Pikachu was changed into a character shaped like a kind of tabby cat with huge breasts," Ishihara said.

He then clarified later on in the interview when asked if the designs looked like women dressed up like Pikachu at anime conventions.

"Yes, exactly. They presented that kind of design to us for real. I thought it was interesting, in a sense of appreciating such cultural differences. However, I didn't want to compete in the [overseas] market with that kind of thing," Ishihara added.

Well, there you have it. It seems pretty obvious if Nintendo of America had their way or at least had some of their design suggestions listened to, we'd have a much bustier version of Pikachu in the U.S. right now.

Is it a missed opportunity? That's hard to say. Pokémon seems to be doing just fine with minimal changes to the Japanese version. It's still nice to know that these discussions were had, and the designs were created.
 
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What a fucking cool guy. You know how I know he's cool? Because he's a sportsballman, and he is unaware of even passing knowledge of landmark video game entries in one of the most widely known, globally successful franchises. In my six minutes of googling I couldn't find his exact age, but I found a post from 2024 talking about his young son being in tee-ball, so he likely isn't older than 35, which means he would've been 10 years old for the North American release of Pokemon Gold and Silver.

If he genuinely was unaware of two of the biggest GameBoy titles when he was 10, he was a loser kid. The alternative, of course, is that he's doing that thing where he's just lying because it would be very cringe to acknowledge that he knew something about video games, a hobby which has been around for half a century.

I know this seems like nitpicking, but I really hate this shit. It's fucking gay to take time in an article you write to make it clear to the reader you're so fucking cool and not a fuckin NERD that you don't even KNOW what the fuck videogames are, and that you have so little respect for them that you won't even do three minutes of googling and reading a Wikipedia page, despite the fact that you're getting paid to write an article about the subject. I guess, to be fair, he is churning out, on average, eight clickbait sharticles for this rag a week, so maybe he simply doesn't have the time to make a cursory search when laboring in the clickbait mines. To make this even more amusing he describes himself as a "cubicle life escape." Lol. Lmao.
 
Pfft! I make my own Pikachu with huge breasts at home all the time. For free. Fuck Nintendo.
 
The people at Nintendo are fucking pussies by not making a Pokémon dating sim spin-off. The market for turning their combat animals into sexy women is, by a quick glance at internet traffic, untapped and a money printer waiting to be turned on.

Puritanism is for broke losers, sex sells.
 
Absolutely do not google Rule 34 Pikachu.

Nintendo of America has a LOT of catch-up to do with Deviant Art...
 
This would have been worse than a million Hiroshimas.
 
Since the interview happened around the release of Gold and Silver, the guy was clearly ahead of his time.

It wouldn't be to much longer before Gamefreak would release Lopunny and Salazzle.

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"Yes, exactly. They presented that kind of design to us for real. I thought it was interesting, in a sense of appreciating such cultural differences. However, I didn't want to compete in the [overseas] market with that kind of thing," Ishihara added.
When a Japanese person says something a non-Japanese person is doing is “interesting,” they are politely calling the whole thing retarded.
It’s like saying “bless your little heart.”
 
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