DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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The whole '220 thing' is wrong. It's fabricated and none of the people involved in it are real, You moulth drooling dunces. There is no Officer Whitney!

You can tell the whole 220 thing really struck a nerve.
 
The whole '220 thing' is wrong. It's fabricated and none of the people involved in it are real, You moulth drooling dunces. There is no Officer Whitney!

You can tell the whole 220 thing really struck a nerve with him, lmao.
He should lean into it instead. Bump the goal up to $220 and tell the dents if they don't hit it he'll start to go CRAZY! Nothing would really change anyways besides a little more clown mode where he'll pretend to be fake mad after the real crash outs.
 
The whole '220 thing' is wrong. It's fabricated and none of the people involved in it are real, You moulth drooling dunces. There is no Officer Whitney!

You can tell the whole 220 thing really struck a nerve.
Well he's right. The cop lady that ISN'T Officer Sanders (Thats What I call her) only says that her personal/professional opinion would be DSP should be classified as a 220. They don't actually have him classed as that.
 
This "Journey to the center of the closet" segment is... something.
Phil has brought an incredible upgrade to this stream, which I'm surprised he didn't tease earlier.
I'm just glad he turned that fucking sword off, it's mild but having it constantly blink outside of vision is just an escalating pain on an already escalating endeavour - The actual watching of the stream.
I’m loving this @EmmiCake/@neger psykolog meet-cute. What a crazy answer they’ll have when their kids ask how they met!
Takes crazy to love crazy, I suppose.
Invite me to the wedding.
 
Well he's right. The cop lady that ISN'T Officer Sanders (Thats What I call her) only says that her personal/professional opinion would be DSP should be classified as a 220. They don't actually have him classed as that.
She said that people who behave like him are called '220's'. Not that he's listed as such on any official police paperwork.

So no, he's wrong. He also said that the people involved in it don't exist. Officer Whitney is very much real and was working there at the time.
 
So there was another DSP sign at a WWE show. This time Summerslam:
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Pardon the potato quality, this was the only picture I could find. It was posted by Maffew so it will most likely be on the next episode of Botchamania as well.
 
This "Journey to the center of the closet" segment is... something.

I'm just glad he turned that fucking sword off, it's mild but having it constantly blink outside of vision is just an escalating pain on an already escalating endeavour - The actual watching of the stream.

Takes crazy to love crazy, I suppose.
Invite me to the wedding.
invited LOL!

is it just me or is dsp getting more and more insufferable and depressed by the day? something about his recent luto stream was really unhinged 😂
 
Looks like he's back.
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King furb must be in unpayed janny over-drive sweaping for Phil right now.
Hell hath no fury like a scorned for-pay janny, I suppose.
 
I caught the tail end of the pre stream. Boy, it must have been something special.

He's not going back to Mario Kart, he already beat it, destroyed it. That's not how I would have elected to say "fucking embarrassed me" but he's free to do that. Let me go find my sides.



The entire 220 mini saga is made up. The police report BSP mentioned on air and Phil confirmed as being real, isn't real. Okay. To be fair to Phil, he's given us more than enough evidence that he will lie even in situations that make him look worse, so there's a world where he confirmed a police report that isn't his. I kneel to your superior intellect my liege.

 
Phil has brought an incredible upgrade to this stream, which I'm surprised he didn't tease earlier. You now get a sound effect when you tip, which his audience and guaranteed to be stupid enough to fall for.

Another reason for his oldschool viewerbase to nope the fuck out of his Youtube "ahn demahnd kahntent". It's amazing how he just keeps adding all of these annoying factors to his content, and wonders why his monthly view count keeps dropping like a brick. It's basically just a handful of literal retards watching his Youtube videos at this point, and they're probably doing it just out of habit.

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Two-week-old videos barely break the 500 view count on average.

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The only videos that perform above that - usually 1K to 4K views - are the videos where he makes an ass out of himself by having some extremely dented hot take or where he goes into some lengthy toxic rant.
 
This is probably presumptious to say but should be said anyway and lolcows don't seem to understand, especially, DSP. Kiwifarms is not made up on lies, everything has to be proven, we don't make shit up about random people. It's  their own behaviors and online prescence that gets them documented and curated etc.
 
This is probably presumptious to say but should be said anyway and lolcows don't seem to understand, especially, DSP. Kiwifarms is not made up on lies, everything has to be proven, we don't make shit up about random people. It's  their own behaviors and online prescence that gets them documented and curated etc.
But Phil couldn't possibly be wrong, he's always correct! He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct, it's a bunch of no load loser dunces getting felted who can't exist without creating controversy around KING PHIL because we're jealous of his success! Ya get it?
 
This is probably presumptious to say but should be said anyway and lolcows don't seem to understand, especially, DSP. Kiwifarms is not made up on lies, everything has to be proven, we don't make shit up about random people. It's  their own behaviors and online prescence that gets them documented and curated etc.
Man I wish that was true but thats not even close to correct. Some a logs here will lap up any negative thing posted about DSP no matter how impossible it sounds. Fortunately, a lot of times people will shut them down and call them retards, but people still unironically post shit from doody and other people still respond to it like its not a sack of retarded bullshit.

He's not going back to Mario Kart, he already beat it, destroyed it. That's not how I would have elected to say "fucking embarrassed me" but he's free to do that. Let me go find my sides.

Funny how mushroom only mode would solve 100% of his complaints about the game not being skill based and how he only loses to RNG items. You think a pro gamer would want to try out the skill based mode. Very unfortunate timing he already 100% beat/destoryed the game and can never go back and play it riiiiiight before skill based style mode was put in.
 
This is probably presumptious to say but should be said anyway and lolcows don't seem to understand, especially, DSP. Kiwifarms is not made up on lies, everything has to be proven, we don't make shit up about random people. It's  their own behaviors and online prescence that gets them documented and curated etc.
I can't say that's true about other cows I follow here. There's a lot of dumbass speculation and outright guessing that ends up as gospel. But, about everything said here about Phil is real because he records everything and usually hosts it for us.
 
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