🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hit Squad]

Not just any dildo, a Bad Dragon dildo. BD belongs to one Jan Mulders, AKA Varka, who also owns e621, the furry porn site. Varka himself is a great aficionado of shoving ridiculously sized silicone toys, including custom molds of 2 liter bottles all the way up his ass, with him recording it and sharing it on his Twitter alt. He is also known for keeping dirt on anyone he ever comes in contact with so that in case that any of his shady dealings, of which there are many signs of, they go down with him.

Just a little bit of context for this photo of Hunter throating a dildo. Other furniggers from AC could sum Varka up better than me I'm sure.

Still, even if he went soft on Jason in the animation, he still went hard enough since it takes so little to shatter his delicate ego. Mocking his inability to admit fault and doing his usual body horror animation is just icing on the cake. Reminds me of how Just A Worm, or @A Sunset ever since she decided that she was too good for KF, got slack for drawing Kweenn Keffals in her usual unflattering way to the point of closing up shop on Xitter as well.

Wait a rootin' tootin' minute! Bad Dragon you say? Wasn't that the same dildo that Lyricwulf was talking about in his telegram messages with Jason?

Spoiler: Dirty Dog Jason

I knew it! It's all connected!

 

[canalCrab]

I'm not even a member of the Discord, am viewing from >Discover Discords tab, where you can view without joining

The last screenshot looks like it's a reply to you by action dan. How'd you get that screenshot?

 

[Full body]

you guys are too fast, whatever, clock me like one of malds furrets

Spoiler

EDIT:

 

[twinArmageddons]

The last screenshot looks like it's a reply to you by action dan. How'd you get that screenshot?

The nigger edited it out he's definitely cowtipping, Even though I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

(The second to last image)

See here the original screenshot without the orange reply shit 'cord does when someone replys to you

 

[niggernomicon]

Oh I get it. It's disgusting. How clever

 

[canalCrab]

The nigger edited it out he's definitely cowtipping, Even though I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

See here the original screenshot without the orange reply shit 'cord does when someone replys to you

Those account creation dates are fairly close together. That name on the discord account is definitely a throwaway.

The first message on the server by that account was made just a few minutes after I posed the question here.

We definitely got a tipped cow on our hands.

Go fuck yourself, tipper.

 

[Esope]

so whats the optimal way to breastfeed when you have an average gypsy cup size ?

 

[canalCrab]

so whats the optimal way to breastfeed when you have an average gypsy cup size ?

Not at all. instead you steal the milk bottles, and children, of normal people.

 

[Facom]

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Those account creation dates are fairly close together. That name on the discord account is definitely a throwaway.

The first message on the server by that account was made just a few minutes after I posed the question here.

We definitely got a tipped cow on our hands.

Go fuck yourself, tipper.

'Pologies

 

[moocow]

It must be so exhausting building and maintaining a massive list of people, topics, events and even places/sites that are auto-bannable "offenses." I get tired just seeing all the different new reasons he comes up with to ban people.

 

[FrogMinutes]

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He's been typing for about 5 minutes

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here's a question to mald's strongest soldier.
why does everyone who doesn't like Mald, can enjoy the animation without any mental gymnastics, but people in Mald's own fanbase has to be careful how they talk about the animation and try to spin it as high art?

simply look at the top comments to see who this animation was intended for:

not a single person going "well you see, the mirror reflection represents-"
no danny boy, that's just what you want to see.

 

[Somewhat Spacey]

Yesssssss, I love the coping and seething coming from mald. Keep it coming!

 

[California Newt]

I wish he gave him shit for being both a furry and a ferretfucking deviant, but I'm pretty sure Meat thinks "furry" is "person who has a hobby of going around in a fursuit who otherwise abides by self-imposed limits" and not "rabid ferretfucker."

Bad Dragon sponsors Papa Meat. He knows.

 

[daniel day]

>mald forced to do the funky oroborous
Tight.
>green goblin parody but the man in the mirror is actually the good guy
TIGHT!
>room empty of all but Blizzard merch
tight tight tight!

 

[some dumb cunt]

pretty good parody, i was confused for a second but it's not very hard to understand what's being said.

sure, provided you can sit through the gratuitous selfsuck segment, i for one nearly quit there.

 

[Full body]

Action Dan redemption arc?

 

[canalCrab]

It's not really an honour in malds case. It's an honour when it can be taken in stride. Which mald can not.

 

[potato sack]

>mald forced to do the funky oroborous

he's been cursed to eat his entire ass

 

[Slav Power]

>mald forced to do the funky oroborous
Tight.
>green goblin parody but the man in the mirror is actually the good guy
TIGHT!
>room empty of all but Blizzard merch
tight tight tight!

Tuco... why won't we just... relax?

 

[StacticShock]

MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald

fukken kekked.

BREAKING NEWS: MeatCanyon actually makes something funny for the first time ever.

i take it you are not fan of MC's body horror style of animation, huh.