💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Dean Pentel said:
He may be CC'ing the fabled Tooth Feeding Spoon but he's definitely not carrying a firearm.

Not that he's not an expert shooter and experienced combatant, child. No, rather he has law enforcement handle perceived threats these days. So many stalkerchilds whose lives have already ended are a nuisance he can't let turn him away from correcTing the recorD or continuing his high profile, very successful career as a sci fi author.
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Hes never carried that gun and I doubt its ever been in a holster.

Whatever Glock uses to finish their slides wears around the front and his gun looks pristine.
 
Off-topic, but recently drew these dover sole Fat Ricks. Enjoy prison.
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Bonus fugu Fatrick:
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break these cuffs said:
It's the One Ring inscription.
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That's so stupid.

Something Awful said:
More texting from Reddit.

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I'm really intrigued by this new direction in which Patrick is going. I'm not sure if he's trying and failing to be poetic, or if he just wants to say, "You're going to die." "Put a gun in your mouth." etc., but he's afraid of getting in trouble, so instead he says, "This is how you died." "This is the gun you put in your mouth."

Useful_Mistake said:
Saw this legendary Twitter convo on /r/gaysforstraightsex and it might have been one of the best of Pat's old works. Can't stop laughing.

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It wasn't until my dozenth read-through that I even noticed that Pat's interlocutor is named "Prison Enjoyer." This image is a masterpiece. I can't stop laughing at it.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
how would he know this?
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Pretty easy. Retard gets weird call; retard's phone shows Patrick's number on the caller ID; retard phones Patrick back and spills the beans.
Even if the retard is not someone who knows Patrick and therefore has no specific desire to clue Patrick in on the incident, you'd be surprised how many people are dumb enough to call any old number right back, thinking they'll get even over the telephone and set that scammer straight.
I can actually believe a stunt like this is a plausible thing to happen. Spoofing your number is apparently quite easy if you know what you're doing. Scammers and spammers aside, prank call podcast hosts have been openly doing it for years. (Although the word of late is that spoofing might soon become impracticable because voip providers are cracking down on it.)
What Pat has no way of knowing is who the culprit is. Like with the swattings, he automatically blames the Stlaker Cult, but it could just as easily be any old rando.
Not to worry, I'm sure his contacts at the FBI will have those calls traced in no time.
 
Summer of George said:
Pretty easy. Retard gets weird call; retard's phone shows Patrick's number on the caller ID; retard phones Patrick back and spills the beans.
Even if the retard is not someone who knows Patrick and therefore has no specific desire to clue Patrick in on the incident, you'd be surprised how many people are dumb enough to call any old number right back, thinking they'll get even over the telephone and set that scammer straight.
I can actually believe a stunt like this is a plausible thing to happen. Spoofing your number is apparently quite easy if you know what you're doing. Scammers and spammers aside, prank call podcast hosts have been openly doing it for years. (Although the word of late is that spoofing might soon become impracticable because voip providers are cracking down on it.)
What Pat has no way of knowing is who the culprit is. Like with the swattings, he automatically blames the Stlaker Cult, but it could just as easily be any old rando.
Not to worry, I'm sure his contacts at the FBI will have those calls traced in no time.
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My number has been spoofed by scammers a few times in the past, I don't think it was targeted just a coincidence that the number they chose to spoof was mine, I know this happened because I got calls/texts from random angry black people screaming at me for trying to scam them when I had never called them in my life.
 
Kyle Parson said:
Wrong as always stalker, Pat is too fat to be carried by the Enola Gay and dropped on Hiroshima.
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The Russians found out with Tzar Bomba that past a certain yield, it's much more efficient to drop multiple fat faggots with bitch tits than it is to drop one truly massive fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
poopshoes said:
just half asses absolutely every retarded fucking thing in his life
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He's incredibly fat, so half of his ass is like four regular asses.

Divine right to rule said:
How does Niki allow him to run around like this? Does she have a humiliation fetish?
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She's too benzoed to know or care. She's still living with him after, well, everything, so she's either stoned, stupid or suicidal.
 
It would be more effective to drop Fat into the indian ocean, it would cause a tsnumai and possibly an oil slick as well
 
Only ten days until Worldcon!

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First of all, genderqueer disabled black lesbians and child bathing photo enthusiasts are not "everyone". Secondly, wtf is "yesterday's future"? Does that mean today? Why are they building it? Perplexing.

Patrick will be reading an excerpt from his upcoming bestseller Tiny Tim in Space (out on submission now).

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For fans craving more intimate discussion (Judge Holden?) or autographs, he will be providing that, too.

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Something Awful said:
Only ten days until Worldcon!

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First of all, genderqueer disabled black lesbians and child bathing photo enthusiasts are not "everyone". Secondly, wtf is "yesterday's future"? Does that mean today? Why are they building it? Perplexing.

Patrick will be reading an excerpt from his upcoming bestseller Tiny Tim in Space (out on submission now).

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A bunch of nobodies with nothing important to say. Such a successful WorldCon this year. At this point it's just a gathering of child predators. You can go to any Mosque for that.
 
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