African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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Pampered Degenerate said:
No actual scientific study has ever confirmed this meme, as far as I'm aware. I'd be interested to know if you're able to find one.
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Government funded anthropologists have studied penis size in primates. Primates where the females only mates with the alpha male have smaller penises. Primates where the females first mate with the alpha, but then mate with other males afterwards have larger penises. When there's competition, getting the sperm closer to the target increases the likelihood of success.
 

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That's a tort. said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ
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You can't blame eating dirt on Haiti being poor. Rich niggers eat dirt and clay too and they want it Glade scented.

Niggers must have developed a love for the texture of astronaut ice cream because that's all they had to eat on the Motherplane when they traveled to Earth from the Riz (Betelgeuse).
 
stares at error messages said:
I can't read this. My white brain automatically translates it into Whitenese.
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It's "ebonics." They refuse to call it that anymore, but that's what it is. Nigger gibberish. Nowadays they call the "published" flavor of it "Pidgin," and the spoken flavor of it "African American Vernacular English," but it's just simple illiteracy, ignorance and stupidity. Illiteracy because they've never been taught how to read or write, ignorance because they've never been exposed to proper speech to a degree they could pick it up by accident and usually don't even know proper English exists, and stupidity because even those who are routinely exposed to it (usually courtesy of police officers and jailors) are too stupid to notice their speech sounds different from their captors' or try to adjust and adapt.

Sympathizers have tried explaining Pidgin as a "blending" of Creole with broken English, but that doesn't explain why the Hawaiian Silverback uses it since Creole is a central/south American thing while Hawaii had its own unique language develop separately. Not that Creole is very high-minded either -- the little I was exposed to during an ill-advised shore excursion through Belize struck me as just another bastardization of English by an illiterate culture. At least they didn't crash the bus.
 
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