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I feel for the poor kid who’s going to fall into this trap. “This is fun! lol one time I accidentally drank cat medicine. It was gross! What about you?”
Staph: *the air thickens as the skies darken*
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Staph: *the air thickens as the skies darken*
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LOL 'We're not married legally.' Yeah, because he's a fucking ghost. Imaginary relationship problems she's seeking answers for. Not just that, there's an additional imaginary diagnosis of her ghost husbando. Absolute madness.
What is the building manager going to do? I hope the kitty and his family are OK. Not gonna lie, this breaks my heart a bit.
Horrible image of Staph chewing on a pacifier like she's a 1990s raver.
Weird how there's still some of his fur around the cat door. I would be inclined to think it would be another cat's fur. If she was a normal cat owner, who actually looked after him and truly cared about his death, then she would have kept some of his fur left on his brush.
I wonder if we will get an opiate addicted Staph arc?
I'm truly shocked she hasn't given out more details about her group.
She changed the pfp of her pagan account. Interesting. I don't think she needs more of that in her life.
Some fun throwbacks on Tumblr:
It seems like larkstonguesinaspicpart1 is the person who got womb wizard cursed.
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> Hopes -she- can help the kitten
> Does nothing, no water or food or even check to see if it's stuck/hurt
> Notifies -management- instead.
A friend to animals and the voice of the plants, our druid.
> Does nothing, no water or food or even check to see if it's stuck/hurt
> Notifies -management- instead.
A friend to animals and the voice of the plants, our druid.
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this is so depressing that i had to make a spudlet comic about it because this is exactly how i think it happened
What is the building manager going to do? I hope the kitty and his family are OK. Not gonna lie, this breaks my heart a bit.
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No, no, she bought someone's self-published book (from Amazon) about how Jeffrey Dahmer was autistic.
LOL 'We're not married legally.' Yeah, because he's a fucking ghost. Imaginary relationship problems she's seeking answers for. Not just that, there's an additional imaginary diagnosis of her ghost husbando. Absolute madness.
Don't the Heathen Chinee have ghost marriages? Stephanie should toddle to the closest Mongolian Grill and ask the Hispanic dude at the wok to set her up.
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What gets me is she says "reappear" so she's ignored this cat/kitten's distress before, or was too slow because she's fatly inept at helping anyone but herself.this is so depressing that i had to make a spudlet comic about it because this is exactly how i think it happened
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But for real I get being unable to take them in or do much other than a bowl of food and clean water, but all bets she didn't bother and will take credit when someone does do the bare minimum.
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that anyone does/did the bare minimum or the right thing.
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Why did you do this to methis is so depressing that i had to make a spudlet comic about it because this is exactly how i think it happened
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Excellent work as always!
Once again, she barges in on a post directed at women.
Yes, because 'funny plants and fungi' will have no impact on your meds. Stop being a pussy and add to your druid larp by getting stoned at least once. Her datura trip is going to be a wild read. Live from the E.R.!
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Gross.
Can't wait for the munchie style neck brace selfies.
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Can't have that devil's lettuce helping her neck and shoulder pain! I bet she's scared she'll whiteout on it.
When did the thyroid episode happen? I feel like I slept through it. The thyroid would explain so, so much about our druid tho.
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I don’t know which thyroid med she’s on, but CBD can be beneficial for hypothyroidism, and as long as your doctor is monitoring it, being on thyroid meds isn’t a “don’t use weed you’ll immediately die” type of thing.
I’m sure taking datura is sooooo much safer. I mean, a Druid said so. Hope she’s not also taking Benadryl, or still taking her mom’s opiates.
I’m sure taking datura is sooooo much safer. I mean, a Druid said so. Hope she’s not also taking Benadryl, or still taking her mom’s opiates.
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I swear she's been hyping the datura trip for a couple years now. Or was that homegrown shrooms? Anyway she's always talking about tripping balls but never follows through. Or it was nothing to post about because she has fake hallucinogens from Amazon.
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With her multiple chins, it's going to be a stunning look for her.
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'I won't be friendly. I'll be pissed!'
Such a punk anarchist. She's such a nana.
After all that Karening, it turned out to be her friend, stealing her WiFi. She hasn't talked about him in a while. I can't get over her snobby nana reactions. It's so funny when she shows how unpunk and unanarchist she really is.
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They're probably going to do what most shitty apartment management does when told about feral cats - start putting down poison in hopes that the cats will die off.
On one hand, I'm glad she didn't bring in a kitten that I am sure has lots of health problems and pests that could affect Siggy. On the other hand, if she Nana Karens and calls the manager about it, the management is just going to try and kill all the cats.
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Nooo, that's even worse than just letting the problem persist.
If it happens because of her, I hope she's haunted by all the dead cats and they leave ghostly cat shit or vomit in her shoes + closet corners.
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Don't give her ideas. The last thing anyone needs is her marrying ghost Rum Tug Tugger or ghost Macavity.
EDIT: It's actually Rum Tum Tugger, but given the thread's subject, I think the typo is an apt one.
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The one easy thing Stephanie could do to actually shock people on social media would be to explicitly come out as pro-cop, landlord and management company.
That'd get her so much more
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A YEAR ago. He took his time. You are crazy and should shut up.
Her neck ache is because of Palestine. Oh fuck off. I feel like she has blamed every current event for her neck ache, everything except her own lifestyle.
So I guess she's stopped being sad over Palestine?
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She decided to write an essay under this person's post on Reddit.
Downvoted lol. It's no surprise because it's utter nonsense that we all know is full of cope and lies.
Another comment further down:
Stop constantly talking about it and trying to justify yourself, then maybe people will stop (supposedly) telling you to kill yourself.
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Then she suddenly comes out with “Guess what guys, Macavity was just another guise of Loki, like Lugh and those dudes. And he told me that I did nothing wrong, those cats were all supposed to die because the soul of the world is angry at MAGA.”
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Lmao I bet she'll tuck her hair into the brace!
Fun that Mrs frig is providing so much palliative only care to her daughters neck woes (whilst dying of cancer) - perhaps she is subconsciously no longer interested in Staph actually recovering, or has just mentally checked out entirely from her medical affairs since the retarded transition started.
The neck thing has reminded me to go back and check her latest violent revenge fantasy ritual against Elon and trump and see if there was any neck-specific shit in it (choke, rip their throats out sht sounds familiar), just so we cna check she is still on track for every spell she casts appearing to backfire on her in amusingly apt ways.
Poor little kitten. Bring it in for fucks sake. Get a friend for sig so she's finally got some happiness in her life. Buy some flea treatment shit and slowly introduce them.
She's git sweet fuck all else to take up her time.
I am really struggling to imagine why she wont/doesn't seem to even want to do this, honestly. Everyone likes kittens. Even morons. It's kind of a problem. So why not?
Oh, it's because a cat is "an emotional support animal" FOR staph.
A little kitten that needs a bit of sorting out is too much effort expended outwards towards another living being. It would also cost money for flea meds and shit, and money is to be spent on Staph, not other things.
She could at the very least utilise her retarded local Facebook "organisation" pages and put out a call there for someone in the area to come and pick the animals up. But ney.
I really don't get it. Why even mention it if for nought?
Then again, this is the woman who posts every time she goes to sleep or shits. I really wonder if she thinks anyone cares about that, or if the barrier between the notion social media and diary has just totally broken down in her mind.
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I think her dad didn’t just have to help her get approved to adopt a cat, he had to help her get Sigyn approved as a “support animal” in her building, or her therapist did? I thought I remembered them having to fight to have the cat allowed as part of the “getting a cat” saga but I might be wrong. Maybe she was too afraid to take the kitten in, in case it caused her housing problems. Or thought it’s mother was out there. Maybe it was too stray. Putting some of Sig’s food out with a bit of water would have been better than nothing, though. Could have even gotten a cute pic for her Facebook, and maybe the kitten would find a home with someone able to catch it.