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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Godchu said:
Reading the last few posts, a thought came to me... don't know how to feel about it, but I thought I should share it with you guys.

We know the whole ranch thing is a complete LARP. None of the men gave more than two shits about the animals outside of molesting them and taking cute pictures of shit. The only reason they kept it up as long as they did was more out of pride than obligation. So what did they like to do with their time? Buying weapons. Running embarrassingly bad military "training" to prepare themselves against an unseen and all-powerful foe. Establishing a pseudo-plantation society, complete with almost-slaves expected to maintain the whole project by themselves. All that to achieve some near-fantastical form of self-sufficiency (unachievable with their given competencies). Hell, they even tried to set up a 501(c) so they can avoid paying taxes...

None of that's commie shit, it's libertarian... The Tranch was a Libertarian compound in disguise THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME and we were all to blind to see it.
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E: remembered Penny's big into the IRA / his Irish heritage. Literally fighting the government—how did no one notice this?
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Nowadays lolberts are just another flavor of anarcho-tranny. The only issues the care about are "dude weed and sodomy!"
 
Godchu said:
None of that's commie shit, it's libertarian... The Tranch was a Libertarian compound in disguise THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME and we were all to blind to see it.
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Not that surprising if you saw Phil's multipage blog post about his life (it's linked somewhere in this thread) from before the Tranch days in which he described himself as an anarcho-capitalist.

EDIT: Correction – Phil's blog was linked in Kevin's thread some years back. I had forgotten until just now, but he was also a day trader and big into cryptocurrency at one point. So he was squarely in the anarcho-zone to begin with.
 
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Nanashi no kiwi said:
Not that surprising if you saw Phil's multipage blog post about his life (it's linked somewhere in this thread) from before the Tranch days in which he described himself as an anarcho-capitalist.

EDIT: Correction – Phil's blog was linked in Kevin's thread some years back. I had forgotten until just now, but he was also a day trader and big into cryptocurrency at one point. So he was squarely in the anarcho-zone to begin with.
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Yeah I knew Penny was a big Libertarian back in the day, but I thought he'd moved on from that going through his midlife crisis and supporting antifa and all that. But all he ever learned was how to exploit his workers and beg incessantly. I guess some things will just never change after all, no matter how hard you try to.
 
Noticed some new patreon videos leaked through once more. Nothing at all interesting (as usual), except a rare sighting of Penny being way too friendly with one of the Alpaca in this one around the minute mark




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Looks the tranch folded too soon

TY to this thread for teaching me about Alpaca fiber

Also, Germany would shave women prisoners' head to make socks for submarine crews so would have been fully on-brand for Alpacaschwitz Death Camp
 
Checked in on Jen for the first time in a month, as frankly he's posted very little of interest, however there were a couple I thought worth making into a post.

We can see where jen got his sense of humor from
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Some guy was supporting Cuomo, for NY mayor. I don't know why the tweets show up as blocked, I assume because jen blocked him and I'm on his timeline.
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Game development is now in a race with heart failure
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This is ironic as ten days later jen had the next tweet
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I'm picturing Penny seeing the neighbor doing the yardsale and thinking to himself, "That's a good idea"
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Tranch cooking strikes again.
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Jen tells how he started HRT
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And as tradition a little fedposting for dessert
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>thread gets 2 pages in the past couple days

>nope it's people catching up and explaining old drama

at any rate

Human Waiter said:
Jen tells how he started HRT
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I think Jen's doctor said that to Jen because Jen didn't have a diagnosis of gender dysphoria, which you actually needed then to get HRT.

Also there probably was a Historical Jesus, just not some holy man who walked on water and made the fishes and loaves multiply etc. It's more of Jen seething because FUCK YOU, DAD
 
The Tranch is like a finished TV programme with many episodes and many people are trying to catch up years after. Asking if there's any filler to give a miss or anything to skip straight to. Would love more exciting goings on but at this stage it's Kev being Kev and Jen making open threats to politicians.
 
I was following loseryote for a while, but his tweets were so grim and haram that they made me feel too gross to continue. A couple of times he tweeted really disgusting fur porn and I was just like "I can't be looking at this, my immortal soul is in danger". I followed him through the arc of:

*they were living in the tent in the mountains
*he was in a mental hospital
*he got out and was euphoric
*he rapidly became insane again
*the tent polycule ditched him

Is it possible that he now tweets as "damiyopuppyad"?

WARNING: literally the top post is a revolting man butt.

God, these people. They're so disgusting. It's coming back to me that I stopped following him because, where the Tranchers are gross but funny, this guy just gives me the fucking creeps.
 
Lou's Sentient Backfat said:
Boner, aka Paul made references to an alpaca mass grave before he went silent to pretend to care for his BPD queen, Kindness. That's all we ever saw about what happened to them aside from Phil claiming they re-homed all but a few that went with him to the new place.
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IIRC he claimed he helped bury 40-50 alpacas. In reality he must have helped with many more, that was just the beginning of his trickle truth.

If they would have rehomed them, they would have not wasted the opportunity to grift for the relocation. But they would have had to show some pics/videos, and you can't do that with dead animals.

Godchu said:
Noticed some new patreon videos leaked through once more. Nothing at all interesting (as usual), except a rare sighting of Penny being way too friendly with one of the Alpaca in this one around the minute mark
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Look at that nasty water.

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They had those animals for how many years? And they still haven't learned to shear them properly and at the proper time?

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The neck of this sheep looks like that of the sheep that went missing for 6 years. Lazy fuckers can't be arsed to shear it properly either.

You can't hate those animal abusers enough. 🎩
 
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