🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[The ATF Disliked That]

This faggot has never been swatted and never will be because the SWAT team dont want to reak of ferret shit and piss, alongside some of Maldy's cum cause all the ferrets are covered in it.

If he was swatted then there would be ample evidence of it. Like on the ferret deathcamp stream, his stream, some PD reports, anything. This retard is conflating a wellness check (or possibly even the happenstance of the police patrolling around the area) as a "i got swatted guys trust me im not lying, i never lie, insane behaviour dude"

We think there's one call that is believed to have been a police visit, but it came back as a false report, plus there was no news reports anywhere in the local news. If SWAT was deployed, it would've been all over the internet. So the guess is some police came to his door, maybe with rifles ready just in case, because we'll give benefit of his claim that he's "registered" with the police, whatever the fuck that means, and they just said "Oh it's this faggot." It's some pages back towards the beginning of the month. Around when you joined.

 

[itogi]

Has this been logged in here?
Jason talking about getting swatted all the way back in 2022
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https://nitter.net/PirateSoftware/status/1558427353952333824

That's in reference to the drama that happened because of MatPat, who had a HeartBound stream with the title of "The NEXT UNDERTALE GAME is Here!" and "The Next Undertale?!" in its thumbnail, which really pissed off Mald. So, supposed SWATting threats actually happened back in early 2019.

Thumbnail of MatPat's stream

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Jason talking about getting swatted all the way back in 2022

"Threats to SWAT us" (who the fuck is "us", Mald?). And here I was digging for clips where Mald definitively says that he has not been swatted (yet). Well, have one anyway (from March 18, 2024). This is still pretty funny seeing Mald trying to be an Internet badass with his "it's just an inconvenience":

The "no" is at around 00:42, rest is context.

 

[Hit Squad]

Let's see how maldcord is handling this.

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Oh? 450+ unread messages
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Khronos as the FBI are at Quins doorstep as we speak
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bro you're blowing your cover
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edit: wrong image editedit: bro im tired as hell

Some more bits from his Streamchat, still ruminating on Quintheo:

Spoiler: Maldo Discord Messages

Pythos here is very vocal in his support of Jason. Even when prompted to move on from the subject, he just can't do it.


The banhammer is still being wielded. Didn't catch the OP message just someone replying to it:

A morsel from Generalchat; dude's are concerned that the UK online safety bill may lead to Heartbound being banned. Notice how the argument mirror's Jason's shtic of government bad.

And transtent as a dessert! The only Alphabet mafia sites that got blocked in the UK were the scam artists and illegal orgs selling homebrew estrogen crap you fucking fruit. Official guidance and help is still there, it just doesn't shove trooning out as the only option available down your throat.

Dude, if I were you CreeperLord, I'd lay off the estrogen for a while, it's making you a bit hysterical.

Edit: Also from Streamchat ref Quintheo:



Edit 2: Bonus DarkViper cameo:

Spoiler: DarkViper gets a mention

Not a crossover I was expecting; Quintheo's dark past of alogging pychopathic speds comes back to haunt him.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Lmao just found this dude whos shamelessly grifting off pirate soft, but I can't even be mad because its funny.

And his game backworld DOES actually look better than heartbound

INB4 he gets DMCA'd by pirate soft for having a clip with pirates voice in it like @Pvt. Parts went through

 

[itogi]

Lmao just found this dude whos shamelessly grifting off pirate soft, but I can't even be mad because its funny.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A_wiw77imn8

Archived before Mald takes the video down for "Harassment"
PreserveTube, local:

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I'm just typing this as an observation, but I felt like as soon as I saw the announcement on kiwifarms saying Jason had been accused of unwanted sexual contact, my YouTube algorithm of people dunking on him had stopped completely.

 

[Hit Squad]

Caught up with the fucking thread again. You boys are very busy.
Just came here to say that the fact that this narcissistic faggot has a dedicated discord bot command to bring up his supposed "work experience" is fucking unreal to me.

Not just his discord. When he spazzed out on stream over people questioning his job history, he made the same command to link to his Linkedin page on his stream chats as well.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I'm just typing this as an observation, but I felt like as soon as I saw the announcement on kiwifarms saying Jason had been accused of unwanted sexual contact, my YouTube algorithm of people dunking on him had stopped completely.

I think it started dissipating a little as SKG is winding up a little, but you can still filter by last day, or hour, or week to find stuff. This is a great way to bypass algorythm crap since if you search a term and it has that term and it WAS in the last hour, YOU WILL SEE IT.

Like this one....

PT
This is funny because I feel if jason said this around july 1st, he could of earned back SO MUCH FUCKING GOODWILL. But now its the end of SKG, any apology he gives now is hollow AF and meaningless, we have 1.44 mil signs, NOTHING he says now will do shit in 10 hours.

EDIT : speaking of

 

[cumster]

Like this one....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8eQZW7_yo

lmao, that's all it would take, instead he decided to nuke his career

 

[Lie Eater]

Seriously wonder if these retards are aware that they give away their presence every single time they make an account on this site. I really wish we had a historical event's worth of gayops here (Will never happen because maldies are allergic to confrontation) just so we could directly laugh at them instead of just sitting here and watching the vote counter barely go up each time someone or something (ferret) gets raped. I think I feel a bit of autistic delirium inspiring me for an art contribution. soon

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Hey new video from @Cardposting, dreaming of an alternate dimension where Mald deliberately opposes SKG as a ploy to come out and say:

"Haha! It was I, THOR, who pushed for this change using my social hacking skills! I agreed wholeheartedly with the petition's terms the entire time!"

Local:

 

[Hooked on phobics]

NGL, when the thumbnail said "one way out" I half expected cardposting to go all in and say "just fucking kill yourself".

This reminds me of when DSP tried to weasel out of a fight with a similar ploy though, I doubt mald would ask for it, and I CERTAINLY doubt ross would allow it. Ross isn't the type to cause drama, but I also don't think he would lie for pirates benefit after all that shit.

 

[Hit Squad]

Pirate Fans getting so heated about Quintheo, they've started to lash out at the wrong people. So I had a closer look at the DarkViper cameo in Maldo's discord and found this little story:

It all starts with Maldo dickrider Chazore here, he believes he's found evidence that Quintheo is a serial alogger!



Now what Chazore doesn't realize (and this seasoned Matto watcher does) is that DarkViper is such a paranoid schitzophrenic, that he's literally in a beef with half the known world, so just typing in 'Theo' in DV's youtube search algo means very little, it could be any Theo that DV has been fighting with for the last 10 years.

I mean the thumbnail pics don't even look like Quintheo (too masculine) and one vid specifically says 'Theo-T3.gg'

Chazore my dude. Do your homework! Anyway, Chazore's misinformation is eventually highlighted and he's forced to retract.

Yes there is, and DarkViper is in mortal combat with about 350 of them at any given time.


I think this mod is saying what we are all thinking:

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Now what Chazore doesn't realize (and this seasoned Matto watcher does) is that DarkViper is such a paranoid schitzophrenic, that he's literally in a beef with half the known world

It's goddamn astounding how often this dumbfuck weasels his way into every conversation. He's like some Australian rat, sneaking his way through the walls of every controversy.

And I feel bad for you as a "Matto watcher"; the fact you haven't killed yourself after watching three video's of his is noble.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

It all starts with Maldo dickrider Chazore here, he believes he's found evidence that Quintheo is a serial alogger!

The people who zealously defend pirate donated to his stream, got a shinny discord role, are in a coveted "pirate chatroom" and do not understand the concept of sunk cost fallacy. Literal, actual nigger cattle.

 

[Facom]

Chazore

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-20511117

If you weren't already aware

 

[Nothing Is Written]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-20511117

If you weren't already aware

Does this guy ever log off Discord I see him in every fucking screengrab.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Sam Altman

This is my first time being exposed to what Sam Altman is like.
After viewing him I can see why people want to take him out behind a shed.
He's a missing link to a subhuman species.

Haha! It was I, THOR, who pushed for this change using my social hacking skills! I agreed wholeheartedly with the petition's terms the entire time!"

God Cardposting just reeks of desperation for attention.

 

[Eminent]

It is very funny that if you look at the "source" of Jason having worked as a security specialist for Blizzard, it's just that an article addresses him as one, not any piece of information that reliably shows in some way that he actually is or has been.

The article is of course totally unrelated otherwise. I find it very odd that "GamesRadar" is considered a reliable source on the cybersecurity credentials of individuals. It is also funny that this article in specific was picked at all. Makes it seem like the editor had to dig extensively to find something corroborating it.

Edit: LOL
"Which of the sources are reliable? TheDigamma (talk) 17:11, 29 July 2025 (UTC)
Which of the sources aren't reliable? We’ve got Eurogamer, IGN, the Times of India, the Verge, Mashable ..."

Unreliable? You realize we've got international news monolith TIMES OF INDIA on this, correct?