Women waiting to let 'chicken cross the road' attacks driver with bear mace after they blow past her and run bird over, cops say

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A Florida woman was thrown behind bars after she allegedly used bear spray to attack a driver and "teach her a lesson" for not "waiting to let a chicken cross the road" while stopped at an intersection — instead running the bird over and killing it, cops say.

Cynthia Sosa, 38, is charged with two counts of aggravated battery and one count of burglary with assault or battery in connection with the July 9 road rage incident, according to the Key West Police Department.

Sosa's arrest report details what happened that day when she came across the other driver on Petronia Street and allegedly exacted her poultry revenge.

"She was stopped in traffic … waiting to let a chicken cross the road, when [the victim] began honking at her and later passed her, running over the chicken," cops say.

"Cynthia later followed her because she was angry that she killed the chicken. Cynthia later got out of her vehicle and approached [the victim's] driver's door, attempting to open it," the report alleges. "They began fighting over the door. Cynthia wanted to 'teach her a lesson,' so she pulled out her bear mace and sprayed it into the vehicle, spraying Perla directly in the face while she was seated inside."

Cops say Sosa allegedly got back into her car and drove off. Her vehicle, a Toyota Corolla bearing Florida tags, was later spotted and pulled over. Sosa was taken into custody and promptly charged.

According to her arrest report, authorities and medics were called to the scene to check out the woman and a passenger who was with her. The victim told cops that she "was on her way to pick up her child from daycare" when Sosa allegedly set upon her after stopping and blocking the roadway.

"[The victim] later got around the car and proceeded to her destination while the black vehicle followed her," the report says. "Once [the victim] was approaching the intersection of Emma St. and Olivia St., the black vehicle jumped in front of [the victim's car]."

Sosa was taken into custody and booked by the Monroe County Sheriff's Office. She is scheduled to be arraigned on July 24.
 
She's lucky she didn't get smoked. The other driver might not have known why she was stopped either. Where I live there are tons of Canada geese and I've seen people tear around stopped cars not knowing a half dozen of those poop machines are taking six years to cross and flatten a few of em.
 
I am fully on the side of the lady doing the macing, if for no other reason than there should be consequences for maliciously killing livestock.
Assuming she even saw it... all she may have seen was a car stopped in front of her for no obvious reason and went around... I had a person stopped in front of me on a partially-blind curve the other day for a snapping turtle... I almost had to go around to avoid a crash, let alone knowing why. Didn't see anything until I was passed, then saw it in the mirror.
 
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Assuming she even saw it... all she may have seen was a car stopped in front of her for no obvious reason and went around... I had to dodge a person stopped in front of me on a partially-blind curve the other day for a snapping turtle... I almost had to go around to avoid a crash, let alone knowing why. Didn't see anything until I was passed, then saw it in the mirror.
Glad you avoided it. I like snappers; they live in a pond at a property adjacent to mine. Every now and then they make their way into my garden, presumably to lay eggs or something, and I have to pick em up with a shovel to take them back.
 
Her heart was in the right place, her brain on the other hand...

Just let her serve her sentence in some chicken coop along her brethern.

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This is super confusing because it happened in Key West.

It is not like that road is 65mph or even 45mph it is 25 max and there are stops everywhere.
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Like she went full Spicy Latinx but the guy she sprayed was obviously a total dickhead.

Man I miss Key West...
 
I was told in driving school that you don't do any radical maneuvers for hares and smaller since you are putting people at risk.
Did she have her hazard lights on?
A latinxa who thinks using bear mace on people is justifiable? Extremely doubtful. She'll no doubt have stopped and the other woman manuevered around in typical asshole-driver tactics.
 
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