💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Folgers Can said:
This has to be on purpose to rub everyone's noses in the fact that he's forever immune from legal consequences, right? Or does he just want to go to jail? Make this make sense.
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He’s a jilted lover blinded by rage. His filter is gone because of the drug abuse so he can’t hide it.
 
Melty Butter said:
"Here's the thing, if I had a gate on my driveway, I wouldn't have been arrested."
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Did he actually say that? That's so retarded. It's random.txt candidate.
:really: if my friend didn't die of pancreatic cancer, (he would install a fence) I would not have been arrested!

Wouldn't cops scout the area to assess an entry and draft a basic protocol? If they see skelly's drug den being protected by a fence, they'll just bust through instead. They might even treat it as another kneejerk Waco situation. Balldo bunker is under siege! :really:

The words only a fag would spout.

AnOminous said:
more dynamic and potentially violent entry.
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It turns out "less consensual" didn't just apply to skelly's backdoor. It could have applied to his front gate too.
 
daffodils said:
White is unhappy.
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Court tells him to fuck off.
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Hey wait a minute, that name sounds familiar somehow:

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Ah, there's our guy:

Dixieland Buckaroo said:
This nigga still driving with expired tags? Lolol
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Jfc, 2 years. I wonder if he was in Rockville to visit Stoney's?
PAYMN.LOL
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So Aaron's lawyer draws first blood in the HRO case with its first contested decision where the judge throws some shade making White and Nick look like intransigent assholes, and less than a week later the same judge presides over Nick's first Zoom hearing about his sovcit-tier cheating the tax man for two years? Originally this would have been boring but may now be funny if Judge Ole remembers these two clowns enough to act surly.

I'll be AFK when it starts in two hours but can anyone make it for a summary?

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Folgers Can said:
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So Aaron's lawyer draws first blood in the HRO case with its first contested decision where the judge throws some shade making White and Nick look like intransigent assholes, and less than a week later the same judge presides over Nick's first Zoom hearing about his sovcit-tier cheating the tax man for two years? Originally this would have been boring but may now be funny if Judge Ole remembers these two clowns enough to act surly.
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What case number is this from? I can't seem to find it, sorry.
Folgers Can said:
I'll be AFK when it starts in two hours but can anyone make it for a summary?
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I could pay for a court official transcript to be done, but I'm not sure if the hearing would be interesting enough for that
 
Useful_Mistake said:
What case number is this from? I can't seem to find it, sorry.
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Useful_Mistake said:
I could pay for a court official transcript to be done, but I'm not sure if the hearing would be interesting enough for that
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It's at 73-VB-25-3766. Barring any surprises a misdemeanor arraignment shouldn't be worth the cost of a transcript, but it could be amusing enough for anyone to watch live and post a summary here.

It could of course also be OBS'ed with ease, but we saw how that turned out for Ralph...
 
Folgers Can said:
Hey wait a minute, that name sounds familiar somehow:

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Ah, there's our guy:



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So Aaron's lawyer draws first blood in the HRO case with its first contested decision where the judge throws some shade making White and Nick look like intransigent assholes, and less than a week later the same judge presides over Nick's first Zoom hearing about his sovcit-tier cheating the tax man for two years? Originally this would have been boring but may now be funny if Judge Ole remembers these two clowns enough to act surly.

I'll be AFK when it starts in two hours but can anyone make it for a summary?

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I expect all KFers know to behave. If there are any outsiders watching, don't fucking it up by sperging out and yelling or interfering with the court. The judge will just shut down everyone's access making you the asshole. It is funnier to hear what exactly happened so that Nick cannot lie about it. If you just want to say insulting things to Nick, you can do that on his live stream all you like to a much larger more receptive audience.
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
I expect all KFers know to behave. If there are any outsiders watching, don't fucking it up by sperging out and yelling or interfering with the court. The judge will just shit down everyone's access making you the asshole. It is funnier to hear what exactly happened so that Nick cannot lie about it. If you just want to say insulting things to Nick, you can do that on his live stream all you like to a much larger more receptive audience.
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I'm willing to bet that if someone disrupted it, it would be a Melton fan.
 
XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
... why is the meeting called "Master Criminal"?
Or is that just a default text
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I assume "master" refers to it being a general calendar session for a bunch of different case hearings, and "criminal" refers to all the cases being criminal cases. Basically a big block of time where the judge hears a bunch of different criminal case hearings that were calendared for the day.
 
Stiffy said:
"Nick says that he “lettered in speech” in HS. I believe this is new lore @Himedall All-seeing Waifu. (Non-Americans, this means he achieved varsity level.)"


CONFIRMED faggot nerd, who went to an equally faggot HS that allowed varsity lettering in speech Lol
As if being a male cheerleader didn't seal it already. My HS didn't have it for anything outside of sports, though I believe they have since added debate team.
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-Warhammer 40k nerd
-Owns a Joker painting
-Lettered in Speech
-Became a male cheerleader to meet girls
-Acted gay to get a gf
-Had "underwear parties" with his fellow male cheerleaders
-Dressed as a schoolgirl in front of his kids "as a joke"
-Played naked twister with a man
-Currently in a legal flame war with the man who fucked his wife

Nick really living up to the Giga Chad sex God image he has of himself.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Back in June 8th, 2023, Patrick Melton and a guy called Butch Bradley appeared in court for a TRO hearing in Atlantic City,
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Excellent post and very entertaining. (I only watched all the clips this morning.) It's always hilarious to see these clowns out in the real world confronted by normal people who are gobsmacked by behavior like this. (I wish we had video of Cheetoz kicking Melton out of Stoney's.)

"It's not funny. Stop laughing." - Judge to Melton (Also, it's worth noting that this boomer judge understood the meaning of podcasts, streams, domain names, and tagging.)

You've provided some hopium. Your argument that MN and Judge Clark might consider these issues to be HRO-worthy (vs Jersey), is on point.
 
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