🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,617
Hillbilly Slim said:
I know for a fact Jason didn't deploy any botnet or pay anyone for a botnet.

1) He can't even wash himself or clean his toilet bowl
2) If he did he's such a dweeb he would have let the cat out of the bag by now. The guy tells on himself constantly.
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Optimisitc that the petty faggot and followers didnt just manually add a bunch of fake signatures.

Yes that would be INSANE behavior to manually type out the same thing thousands of times instead of just automating it... but is that any different from how he codes?
 
cigint said:
What's the content of the announcement?
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Announcement:
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Not really sure how different this is then what he posted last week in the "Spoilers" chat.

Screenshot from that chat:
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Another update announcement that follows the familiar formula of, "pretty much everything is done now, now all that's left to do is to do it". First all the writing for Animus is done, then all that's left for Animus is the writing, then the writing is pretty much done and it's time to "implement" whatever he thinks that means.

Also, now that I've seen HarmfulOpinions' runthrough of the game, the patch notes look absolutely hilarious. If you don't know any better, it looks like this could be various choices to make at critical sections of an RPG. But instead what he listed is literally all the content and all of it happens in the space of like 10 minutes.
 
Hit Squad said:
Also found this little gem
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Fun information to the newfags in this thread.
Bao is a degenerate, coomer vtuber, with an onlyfans/fansly, and a furry with an inflation fetish, hints of zoophilia, and a nymphomaniac.


Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
Thank you for such great yield. This was my favorite:
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Dropping the firing everyone bomb :juice:

"I have people to take care of." Oh such protector taking one for the team. The team that protects his fabricated lies 24/7...

I hate you but now I have to do it ferretfucker
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Its always everyone's fault, but his own.

"These people pointing out I'm a piece of shit are ruining my comfort. livelihood, and my ability to wield my power while being a piece of shit."
This is DSP levels of begging / threats.

Cheese Squeeze said:
Obviously the fatal mistake here was attacking Ross. What kind of life does this guy live where he thinks he can just attack anybody without consequences? Attacking Ross was like being at a huge party, everyone's having a great time then out of nowhere someone decides to kick a puppy as hard as they can. The music stops, someone who was half-way through a dive awkwardly falls into the pool, everyone drops whatever they're doing and turns to gawk at this fucking retard who kicked a puppy. I doubt anyone has taken a swing at Ross before so when somebody actually does do it the mental illness sirens go off. What the fuck was he thinking?
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He really thought Ross was some nobody he could shit all over so he was comfortable because of his channel size.
Mald is a selective predator he's smart enough to know he should only pick on people that don't have large follows or bases. But he really underestimated who Ross was and his friends were. This isn't the first time he's done it, but it will be the last time he is able to do it with a large following at least. I think he'll still try and take advantage of smaller artists and people in his community.

Fat Nigga Fella said:
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That's right Jason, ignore those comments, keep responding to every people that criticize you. We need you to keep making a fool of yourself.
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He's rekieta responding to every tweet? LOL
He really has something for everyone in terms of lolcow behavior.

Red Saltire said:
I get that his code is spaghetti, but does Heartbound really run that poorly or not?
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we'll never know cause the game will never be finished.
 
ZoopZoop said:
Announcement:
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Not really sure how different this is then what he posted last week in the "Spoilers" chat.

Screenshot from that chat:
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So this is really just the same dialogue tree of bullshit he's been showing in stream for months whenever he wants to try and impress people about how many routes the game has and how "complex" the story is? The animus has been 99% done or whatever for a couple of years now, and the monthly updates have gone from first of the month, to first week of the month, to beginning of the month, back to just "monthly" in less than a year.
 
VanClyde said:
These 2 images posted in the last pages are just pure irony gold;

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"Shit's easy" -Guy who spent the last 5 hours replying to people he doesn't like.
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first based rapedavious ferretfucktree take

Good because I don’t care about your mental health maldy, I do hate you, and do hope you do feel depressed so much about raping poor innocent ferrets that you KILL YOURSELF, ferret fucking faggot.
 
I dont really see Jason pulling the rope. He's too narcissistic to even consider he might have done anything wrong.
I see a lot of coding autism but it doesn't matter since we know Jason does not work on his game anyway.
What I find the most interesting is despite Jason's numbers on Discord being 190k members, only a handful of people are actually playing his failgame.
Jason has many brigades of cocksuckers like Myke in his streams but barely any play his game lmao.
I think they just like hearing his voice and listening to his discount Reddit life advice. An internet dad for retards with no loving parents.
 
GarbanzoBeans said:
So he can't code on stream due to spoilers but he can post every single route he adds? How is that not a spoiler?
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iirc after the Mana Gem Incident he said the reason he doesn’t work on Heartbound on stream anymore is “code shyness.” He’s not shy about twiddling around the Blockgame config file for 12 hours a day though
 
Personally, I'm waiting to see in anything comes from the whole CardPosting thing. I saw his original video was posted in the discord at one point. But I haven't seen Mald mention anything about him yet.
 
cigint said:
Another update announcement that follows the familiar formula of, "pretty much everything is done now, now all that's left to do is to do it". First all the writing for Animus is done, then all that's left for Animus is the writing, then the writing is pretty much done and it's time to "implement" whatever he thinks that means.

Also, now that I've seen HarmfulOpinions' runthrough of the game, the patch notes look absolutely hilarious. If you don't know any better, it looks like this could be various choices to make at critical sections of an RPG. But instead what he listed is literally all the content and all of it happens in the space of like 10 minutes.
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Just remember hundreds of millions of Americans wake up every day and do the same thing, moving around pieces of paper and saying "now all that's left to do is to do it".

You can probably even get a job at Blizzard with a can-do-at-some-point attitude like that.
 
my penis is on fire said:
iirc after the Mana Gem Incident he said the reason he doesn’t work on Heartbound on stream anymore is “code shyness.” He’s not shy about twiddling around the Blockgame config file for 12 hours a day though
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Another cope I've seen is the "I don't wanna show spoilers" argument. Effectively a game dev streamer doesn't want to show code, because he fears people not watching his stream because they may be "spoiled" by the code.


There's some flaws fundamentally with this reasoning that I could dig into. But the one I'll give for why this is stupid is this. The issue for this reasoning is that viewers have only themselves to blame in encountering spoilers in a GAME DEV STREAM. By the mere fact of it being a stream focused on working on a game you're effectively spoiling yourself anyways by even watching the stream. So point being, who cares about spoilers if you're literally streaming yourself working on any aspect of the game.
 
my penis is on fire said:
iirc after the Mana Gem Incident he said the reason he doesn’t work on Heartbound on stream anymore is “code shyness.” He’s not shy about twiddling around the Blockgame config file for 12 hours a day though
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I have only seen him claim that it's to avoid spoilers. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he had said the true reason in an earlier stream, and it would be great to attain a clip of that. It's just like how originally he admitted that he left Blizzard because he was going to be demoted, and later came up with the noble heckin cool story for why he left.
 
OK, so I don't know whether this guy is jumping on the #metoo bandwagon, but he's dumping on Jason for not supporting his petition against big publishers pushing out patents that screw over smaller game companies. A worthy cause indeed.

He approached Jason after the whole WoW and Pvt Parts debacle (he had videos covering them both), so he should really have known that Maldo wasn't in a position to stick his neck out for anyone else.

Anyway, long story short; Maldo ignores this guy till it's too late and he's as useful as a lead balloon after SKG, he tells him politely to piss off and then releases his own 'Nintendo Bad' video (this Run n Gun dude has a hard on for nintendo going down over the patents thing).

Our dollarstore Ross then realises that he's been iced out of any sort of credit and a reach-around from Jason and decides to post this video calling out Maldo for being... well, basically himself.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlx53hHBsBk

You should have tried any other streamer dude. I mean what did you want him to do, couldn't you see his Mana?
 
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Roachbound said:
FIrst he lied about it running on a fridge, now he lies about it running on MacOs.
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It's pretty retarded for him to die on this hill specifically that his game is some super optimized game when the game he's making is unimpressive visually and mechanically. Nothing he did outside of choosing the engine and genre of game has given credence to his 1337 coding skillz he apparently has on creating an "optimized game." I could go on but he's genuinely retarded for guarding the smartfridge/optimized game shit so hard when it just gives detractors more ammunition.
 
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