💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%
  • Total voters
    694
dustnight said:
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He's GAY
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He doesn't just cook like Jack Scalfatty, he also uses AI like Jack Scalfatty and seethes about AI like Jack Scalfatty. Skelly is a fusion of the worst traits of so many lolcows it's unbelievable. It's like it someone on the outside made a parody character to mock Kiwi Farms' drama obsession.

These AI thumbnails are horrendous.
 
It would be really funny if all those gayops were to bite Nick and Pedolton in their fat asses,

On the other hand, talking abotu Vic case reminded me how Nick would preach how "those are ebil people, they goal is to ruin Vic, they wanted him to kill himself", and now we reached the point where wants Aaron to do the same, and he hold hands with pedofiles, pajeets and fat people to do it, funny how things goes in life.
 
This stream also seems to be the premier of a character that Nick's been working himself up to for a while, a middle-aged hot topic-wearing guy who tries to mimic johnny depp's hand motions and mannerisms and talks to other middle aged people about how to have successful open marriages.
 
Brian Oblivion said:
This stream also seems to be the premier of a character that Nick's been working himself up to for a while, a middle-aged hot topic-wearing guy who tries to mimic johnny depp's hand motions and mannerisms and talks to other middle aged people about how to have successful open marriages.
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Instead, he is a perfect example of why you never do cuckoldry as a lifestyle. You can call it swinging or whatever, but it only has one ending.
 

This Is Loss? Marc Randazza On "Losing" My Lawsuit​

238 unique chatters. $76.98 in 8 superchats ($25.66/h). Unknown number of supertips, but beaten by the Potato (3.11k subscribers) again.

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This is so bad I double checked my data source to make sure it didn't get truncated.

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EDIT2: Stallyn has clipped HRO and bodycam discussion
 
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AltisticRight said:
Skelly was vocally anti-lockdown
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I stopped watching Nick in 2020 because of his constant lolbert sperging about the lockdowns. He couldn't go for a single stream without REEEEEEEing about it for one contrived reason or another (IIRC him crying about not being able to get a haircut was the last straw for me). Yeah, I get it, it sucked, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
I didn't watch Nick again until the Rittenhouse trial (I skipped the Depp trial, because you couldn't pay me to give a shit about celeb drama), and then he fell off the radar again for me completely.
It wasn't until I stumbled upon Clairebere talking about Balldos and Hedonism that I got interested in Nick again....but for completely different reasons.
 
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daffodils said:

This Is Loss? Marc Randazza On "Losing" My Lawsuit​

238 unique chatters. $76.98 in 8 superchats. Unknown number of supertips, but beaten by the Potato (3.11k subscribers) again.
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Imagine needing a copestream to explain that winning is somehow winning. It's almost like they don't think it was much of a win.

I mean if the guy suing you dismisses it, isn't that just automatically a win?

Why do you need a stream to COPE about a WIN?

Wow, this is pathetic. Shouldn't a guy who just won simply announce dude, I won?

Not Nick, though. Somehow, he is managing to portray his win as a loss.

Did he pay Randazza $1,000 an hour to show up on his copestream? Or has Randazza's brain cancer taken over to the point he thinks helping Nick seethe is a good idea?
 
JustStopDude said:
It will be interesting to see how he pivots once the IRL fad fades.
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He can always pivot back to vtuber drama - there's no shortage of that.
daffodils said:
Nicholas Rekieta, entrepreneur and Godsplainer, shares his wisdom. If only he could rouse himself to stream.
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I'm not a theologian, nor am I particularly religious, but even I can spot that that observation has less depth than a bird bath.
SigmaBalls said:
Yeah i'm sure God appreciates Rekieta disrespecting that second God on the regular, and even claiming that second God isn't actually second God.

God i hate this fucker so much.
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God appreciates Nick so much that He revoked Nick's creation license by making him impotent.
 
N1bbaN3rd said:
I'm not a theologian, nor am I particularly religious, but even I can spot that that observation has less depth than a bird bath.
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Anything Nick says is more or less an advertisement as to his stupidity, and has nothing to do with anything religious. We're not talking debating about Teilhard de Chardin here, we're talking about what the fuck did a mental retard just utter?

Nothing Dumbfuck Nick says is anything worthy of consideration. It's just laughing at a lolcow material.
 
daffodils said:
238 unique chatters. $76.98 in 8 superchats ($25.66/h). Unknown number of supertips, but beaten by the Potato (3.11k subscribers) again.

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Don't leave out his long-awaited barnburner appearance on a different show earlier in the day, regaling so many viewers with his unique legal insights on the Blake Lively situation that... nobody even noticed it, until he had to meekly point out at the close of his own show that people should go check it out even though "it'll probably be clipped" (X to doubt).

How gracious of him that he would let this literally-who be "paid in exposure" like this. Behold, the awe-inspiring power of the famed "Rekieta Bump" that can bestow upon you an 18% drop in live viewership while he's on your show, and a whopping $33 in superchats that oddly only arrive four hours after he leaves your show:

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Who will be the next to join the esteemed ranks of "paid in exposure"?
 
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