🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Clotso Coof]

I thought they did end up getting married?

Did they? I forgot. That's really stupid of Corissa to get legally married to a walking heart attack with a life-destroying addiction. There's a reason elderly couples often avoid legal marriage for medicaid planning.

She could have stuck with the "our love doesn't need a government certificate!" excuse. Life insurance doesn't even need marriage for beneficiary status. Lena Dunham's exboyfriend used all sorts of lefty-approved excuses to keep her standing by for years.

 

[irishlass]

Did they? I forgot. That's really stupid of Corissa to get legally married to a walking heart attack with a life-destroying addiction. There's a reason elderly couples often avoid legal marriage for medicaid planning.

She could have stuck with the "our love doesn't need a government certificate!" excuse. Life insurance doesn't even need marriage for beneficiary status. Lena Dunham's exboyfriend used all sorts of lefty-approved excuses to keep her standing by for years.

I know for a long time Corissa said she'd never marry J, but I remember reading
they had done it and being surprised. I'll do a search, now I need to know lol.

Ok, back in Feb you actually posted proof of "Common Law" marriage being legit in Kansas, and they started calling each other wife & whatever the hell J is. So I guess technically they are, but not in the traditional sense.

 

[HamFan]

She could have stuck with the "our love doesn't need a government certificate!" excuse.

They just started calling each other "wife/spouse" at some point, I don't think they ever had a wedding, or did it the official way. I'm surprised Corissa didn't pimp the hell out of a wedding for sponsorships, but her heart's not even that into it.

They live in Kansas, where common law marriage is just as valid, in Kansas at least, as doing it the usual way. The relevant part:

• the parties "hold each other out" to their family, friends, and the community as a married couple. This means that the couple does and says things that puts others on notice that they believe they're spouses. If the couple has a general reputation as being spouses in a marital relationship, that's enough to satisfy this requirement.

It gets a bit dodgy if you move to another state that doesn't recognize it. Maybe Corissa thinks it will get her off the hook someday.

 

[GenociderSyo]

They got engaged at fat camp and the she started saying spouse.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J IG:


Corissa IG:

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

J is still stewing over her cancelled elective surgery. Maybe her surgeon and anesthesiologist will read her post and reschedule her post-haste!

 

[beautiful person]

"My purse and wallet were stolen out of my car"

If you're going to leave your purse and wallet in your car, which you shouldn't do, you need to hide them out of sight so no one has a reason to break into your car to get to them. Unless she also left her car unlocked.

 

[Octopi]

"I don't know where to wear this dress?" Proceeds to post photos of herself not wearing the fucking dress.

That's multiple (re)posts about knee replacements now, interesting. Wonder if that was something J was trying to pursue and has had pushback on, or if it's just allegorical to the top surgery debacle.
It's also interesting because "more people regret knee replacement surgery than gender affirming surgery" is a claim I see in favor of more accessible gender surgeries, possibly even from J before. Weird to try and reconcile that with pro-knee-surgery-posting.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I feel like J is splitting hairs when she talks about the number of people who die from knee surgery. That number could include people who die on the table, which is hardly anyone because they're pretty good at risk assessment. It could also include people who die of complications afterwards, including infection. We just don't have enough information. (/autism)

She should instead look for stats for hugely morbidly obese people who die during any surgery, which will again be a very small number because of risk assessment, but a better metric to judge by. I can say that a bmi of up to 48 (300 pounds in the case of the person I know) is not a barrier to major knee surgery. The surgeon and anesthesiologist didn't even bat an eye. But J? No, they'd tell her to get a bypass and lose 200 pounds first.

As far as infection problems, there's no way someone Js size is going to be a better infection risk than any one of us. J doesn't show layg but Tess does. Her knee is swallowed up by her leg fat. Incisions that can't breathe through the bandages are a petri dish for infection, especially since you can't get the incision wet to remove the bacteria caused by sweat. Plus the blood sugar issues that can delay healing.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Narwhal]

I have so many questions about Corissa's nightmarish tits but I'm too scared of knowing the answers

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I asked the internet what the weight limit for kayaks was:



This means that Corissa is likely over 350 pounds because she said she needed the bigger weight limit kayak.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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If the soil in a raised bed is like concrete after sitting unused for two years, you're doing something very wrong. Had Corissa added enough organic matter, and thrown thick layers of straw or leaf mulch over them every fall, the worms and soil microbes should have been working their magic and given her beautiful, black, loamy soil that was easy to dig.

I'm going to guess she didn't bother to mulch them, allowing the soil to sit exposed to winter freezes and hot summer sun, so it dried out and couldn't sustain life. There's letting beds lie fallow to renew and improve the soil, and then there's just sheer neglect out of ignorance or laziness—which gives you concrete.

Since Coco's too dumb to get into the spergier aspects of soil-building, I do have a book recommendation for her: Ruth Stout's Gardening Without Work: For the Aging, the Busy & the Indolent. She wanted a book recommendation? There you go, Coco. You're welcome.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa appears to just cook nude with her breasts on the table.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[brooky]

- "I'm tired of consuming so much!"
- "here's a bikini haul!"

Sheer lunacy.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Well, it's a good thing Corissa has made such fantastic self-loving strides in accepting her aging body, because she looks more weathered than a Floridian of European descent. Out of all the deathfats to follow, Corissa's always looked uniquely haggard even compared to the likes of Anna and the Hungry Fat Chick, and I'm sure it has to do with her allergy to skincare when having fun in the sun. She just looks so flushed, worn out and tired; even the skin of her breasts looks angry and hot to the touch. Absolutely baffling that she would upload a video like this as if it were remotely inspirational or aspirational.

Spoiler: Also, she is straight up globular.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

Well, it's a good thing Corissa has made such fantastic self-loving strides in accepting her aging body, because she looks more weathered than a Floridian of European descent. Out of all the deathfats to follow, Corissa's always looked uniquely haggard even compared to the likes of Anna and the Hungry Fat Chick, and I'm sure it has to do with her allergy to skincare when having fun in the sun. She just looks so flushed, worn out and tired; even the skin of her breasts looks angry and hot to the touch. Absolutely baffling that she would upload a video like this as if it were remotely inspirational or aspirational.

Spoiler: Also, she is straight up globular.

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She looks like she’s entered her Kelly Lenza deliberately repulsive” era where she knows she can’t be attractive so she’ll purposefully be shocking and gross. She’ll never go on T, but I would love to see the pure envy if she grew a better pube beard than J.

 

[thejackal2]

Have some pizza with your pesto gorls, jeez.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG: