💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Gee, it sure is boring around here...

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MAH BOI, this is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.


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An automatic clown said:
Here's one for you. This is from some weird hotel trip where he also took a pic of him in a robe in the lobby with kids around. Sick guy !!!View attachment 7637728
It's also so weird how his mouth goes way beyond his lips.
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Im going to enjoy what happens to you nnnnexxxxxt....wait who are you-child?

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Would you like to take a seat? I have some questions about your texts to "little Shaniquan" and how you want to "grind her ass into pepperoni" among other things....
 
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He was TOLD to miss? "Hey weird schizo we found, shoot AT the presidential candidate, but uhhhh make sure to miss okay?"

His theories are so fucking stupid because he is a man who completely rejects dialogue. The first thing that comes into his fat head is correct, there is no inner voice that asks "wait is this dumb?", and any external voice that asks that is going to prison.
 
An automatic clown said:
Here's one for you. This is from some weird hotel trip where he also took a pic of him in a robe in the lobby with kids around. Sick guy !!!View attachment 7637728
It's also so weird how his mouth goes way beyond his lips.
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Looks like a still from one of those "REPTILIAN TRANSFORMATION CAUGHT LIVE ON AIR" schizo videos
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Funny because in that game the king quite literally makes duke Onkled enjoy prison.
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Actually if my YTP lore is accurate he made him scrub all the floors in the kingdom or some shit....two secs let me consult the ancient codices...

...god I miss this era so fucking much

With regards to rick he would probably make us scrub all the floors in the half hovel or some shit
 
He looks more like a skinsuit for a space cockroach a la Men in Black.

I can easily see a hungover Pat stumbling down to the kitchen and demanding sugar water from Big Nick.

Tiny Tim Beyond Space and Time (and age of consent laws) will, of course, have space roaches in it, but they'll be gangbanging Tiny Tim, at the behest of Pip and the cruel Miss Havisham, while Joe Gargary fucks Estella in the next bed over. Things are very much not right at Sadie House.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
they'll be gangbanging Tiny Tim, at the behest of Pip and the cruel Miss Havisham, while Joe Gargary fucks Estella in the next bed over. Things are very much not right at Sadie House.
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Ok why the actual fuck did I experience visceral revulsion at the idea of Joe Gargary rawdogging Estella while Pip watches?

After everything I have said and laughed about on this thread this was the fucking red line for my subconscious?!

Also I should probably do a dickensian pat shoop at some point....
 
I like second, whiter Jackie's commitment to being oppressed. She's clearly reading this thread, so her continued acting either suggests either a commitment to the grift, which is admirable, or a mental disability making her even dumber than Pat.
I'm gonna go with the grift, race baiting seems to be her entire thing and it looks like she has been previously rather unsuccessful in her attempts to become a big voice in those circles.
Sorry Jackie, you're too white. Try converting to Islam.
 
Something Awful said:
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He was TOLD to miss? "Hey weird schizo we found, shoot AT the presidential candidate, but uhhhh make sure to miss okay?"

His theories are so fucking stupid because he is a man who completely rejects dialogue. The first thing that comes into his fat head is correct, there is no inner voice that asks "wait is this dumb?", and any external voice that asks that is going to prison.
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If Pat knew anything about guns, he would know that the distance by which he missed was literally within the margin of error for accuracy for his particular gun so it was pure luck that he only nicked Trump's ear instead of JFKing him.

Although Pat also believes that Trump was not actually shot in the ear and went down to apply fake blood, so maybe that's his out if confronted with the above information.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
If Pat knew anything about guns, he would know that the distance by which he missed was literally within the margin of error for accuracy for his particular gun so it was pure luck that he only nicked Trump's ear instead of JFKing him.

Although Pat also believes that Trump was not actually shot in the ear and went down to apply fake blood, so maybe that's his out if confronted with the above information.
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Patrick also claims that he's not fat, that he's a world renowned, respected science fiction author, and that he's a real man that gets his wife's pussy on demand. Patrick has his delusions.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
If Pat knew anything about guns, he would know that the distance by which he missed was literally within the margin of error for accuracy for his particular gun so it was pure luck that he only nicked Trump's ear instead of JFKing him.

Although Pat also believes that Trump was not actually shot in the ear and went down to apply fake blood, so maybe that's his out if confronted with the above information.
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Out of all the stupid, laughable, and laughably stupid things Pat says, his insistence that he'd be much better at assassinating Trump really stands out. Just part of being a conservative firebrand, I guess. I hope he gets a Secret Service visit, I really do.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
Out of all the stupid, laughable, and laughably stupid things Pat says, his insistence that he'd be much better at assassinating Trump really stands out. Just part of being a conservative firebrand, I guess. I hope he gets a Secret Service visit, I really do.
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Pretty sure the only thing Pat cares about "conserving" is his ego. And his weight. Lots and lots of fat.

Seriously, there is not a fucking thing he's said regarding politics I'd consider remotely right wing.
 
polyester said:
Pat is still seething about Jon, and insists that he himself is "an actual man" while Jon is not:
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What the fuck is wrong with this clown. Hey Pat. Your kid is going to see you shit talking her dead father. This is cruel.

This is why she will never have anything to do with you (a long with the fact you chose to abandon her). Some bullshit dedication in one of your books will never make up for you doing this again and again.

I can't wait for Pat to start his "parental alienation" arc and how the US court system is anti fathers.
 
JustStopDude said:
What the fuck is wrong with this clown. Hey Pat. Your kid is going to see you shit talking her dead father. This is cruel.

This is why she will never have anything to do with you (a long with the fact you chose to abandon her). Some bullshit dedication in one of your books will never make up for you doing this again and again.

I can't wait for Pat to start his "parental alienation" arc and how the US court system is anti fathers.
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If what he's said about his daughter being treated was true he could have fought for full custody. However gaining custody of a daughter is six figures and he'd rather spend that on Star Wars models and trips to countries he's not welcomed in. He's spent more of other peoples money to pay back Quasi, hell he spent more on getting back his precious Twitter account back than he ever paid for his daughter. He wasn't even willing to get a better job to support her. No, being a low grade insurance salesman for a hated healthcare insurance provider stealing from old people is the best he knows he can get given how hated he is by others. He couldn't last a day at a real job given his 1.2 GPA, narcissism , low IQ, and aggressive, belligerent behavior.

Jon was also able to give his daughter a little brother. Patrick's micro penis has been shooting blanks for 14 years because of his obesity and alcoholic dependent nature. Even if by some god given miracle he wanted to be a better man and be a father, he can't. His body wont let him. It's likely why he no longer hides his homosexuality.
 
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