📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Izdaja Slika]

It is fascinating how much of a cult process the tranny pipeline is (at least for the autist-type tranny)
1) preying on the vulnerable:
"Do you feel sad, alone, depressed, insecure, uncomfortable in your own skin? Well, that's because you're trans!". This is probably why so many autists fall for it. They have issues fitting into the "standard" male/female mold. They have issues forming social connections.

2) warm welcome:
You get submerged in a warm bath of kind people that also look for a community. They compliment you and make you feel better about yourself. You start working on your life, buying new clothes (first time you cared about that) working out, going outside, setting goals for yourself. You start feeling better.

3) Pulling in others:
You start pulling new people into the cult, maybe that depressed guy you chat on discord with is an egg waiting to get cracked.

4) Separating you from people that could talk sense to you:
When you go on E you either have your family become very supportive of you, or you push them away when they don't support you.

5) Process in which every step leads you closer to enlightenment:
You start with clothing. Then you wear it outside. You start taking Estrogen. You change your name and pronouns (changing names especially is common in cults). The next step is top surgery. The peak is bottom surgery, the ritual to become complete.

6) Too deep to get out:
Once you're fully processed it is hard to get out. You've pushed away anyone critical, only people supporting and affirming you are left. Leaving means leaving your entire social circle. All you have left is protesting and hanging out with your tranny pals. It is not like you can do much else, your favorite pasttime is left in the surgeon's biobin.

Here's a tranny that realizes there is no rapture at the end of the process:

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"Live my true authentic life".

I'm always freshly staggered when people think mutilating your genitals to form a clumsy simulacra of the other sex's genitals could possibly be compatible with living authentically. It is living a fantasy.

Living authentically would have been to accept that you are male and can't change that.

I was once only actively opposed to the chemical and surgical transition of children, and indifferent to social transition. But it can only be social transition, it can only be a society telling a boy he can authentically and really be a girl, that can cause this sweeping self-destruction. When everyone tells a child their parents and the doctor made a mistake, and that mistake can be reversed, you might actually start to believe it.

 

[stupid frog]

I prefer getting some tasty lolcow milk of lolcows that thought it was a good idea to cut off their dick, when their main hobby is jacking off. And maybe, just maybe, it can convince some others that becoming a medical experiment and medical aid cashcow is not in their best interest.

And these retards think they will ever be capable of sex, if they can't survive this lmao

 

[Magic Pickle]

Watch out, Tokyo, here comes Girlzilla: a troon standing at taller than six foot, six inches mourns that he can never transition because anyone who makes basketball players feel dwarfish is unlikely to have their pronouns respected.
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I hate being tall and there is nothing I can do about it​

I think i am trans and i've honestly suspected that for a pretty long time.
I am very tall (>6'6'') and I have never in my life seen a women taller than me. And yes, there are tall women, but what does it matter if i've never encounter them. I dont want the attention it would bring.
It is honestly so sad and I will never transition because of that I just cant deal with it and I feel like this is so unfair... sorry for venting, I just needed to tell somebody...

Troons 'n' poons are so fucking obnoxiously inconsistent! This TiF is in distress because she's out as a genderbeast to her coworkers but not to her family, so when her family visits her at work her coworker unwittingly reveals her true bepronouned status to them at OP's alleged peril. They get mad when you use the pronouns they identify with, they get mad when you "misgender" them. Thankfully, their diva behavior has become less and less tolerated...
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I got outted today by a coworker​

To start off with, I 22 TMNB don't blame her 19 F. Most of my coworkers don't care/ check the schedule to know my birth name but I guess today my luck run out. I had my aunt, uncle, and two youngest cousins visit my place of work. I currently have a job at this party venue place in my city, in the past there almost was a family event planned there but it was canceled. I figured this would happen sooner or later but I had informed management that if anyone asked for my birth name to go along with it. That didn't really work out I guess.
Anyways I got a text before my shift from her mentioning my chosen name. I felt so sick but went in anyways to see if I could do damage control. I broke down in the break room before I could clock in and called for my managers to help me figure out what to do. In the end I got up and into the venue to find her and her family. I was scared and teary when I asked to talk to her in private, I basically spilled my guts after and came out. She practically raised me when my mom was at work or when my grandparents were busy. I cried on her as she asked questions and I explained myself. She didn't get angry or pry, just telling me that its my life and she would never stop me from being happy. She did mention that she and probably my other family members would be worried if I ended up alone due to my identity. I don't really care about it that much, i have bigger fish to fry. I couldn't help but cry y'know? I am so scared for if anyone who wasn't my mom found out about me. My aunt in all of her earthly wisdom told me to be proud, not scared and ashamed. My fears stem from how conservative my family is, in all honesty I thought she would laugh or mock me. We hugged and talked more, I got her discounts at our kitchen and led her around my work place.
I love her so much, I love my family so much and I can not imagine what would happen if I were to be exiled. I worry though if she only consoled me in public to save face, if she thinks less of me and lied to cover herself. I asked her to keep the conversation private, that she could explain to my uncle but I don't know if she will keep that promise. I know as a young adult she had gay friends and that there is another trans member of our extended family. I don't know what will happen in the coming days and I am so scared. Management offered to hide me and let me work in a less open setting. I'm scared what my mom will say to me even though I am out to her.
I'm scared, tired, and feel helpless. I don't know what to do.

Another example in which permission was given to discuss OP's transgender status only for OP to turn around and shit her pants when, as it turns out, people decide to go forward and talk about it anyway. If it takes you years to realize you've been outed, then it would likely indicate that being outed was not exactly such a bad thing, now is it?
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Turns out I was outed years ago. I'm tired.​

Told my mom I was a trans man almost a decade ago. It didn't go smoothly but it wasn't too bad either. She is not happy but she won't stop me from transitioning if I'll get a chance to. Mom has (had?) a best friend Karen who I adored. Both me and mom trusted her. And with my permission (which I regret immensely) she told Karen about me. She was supportive and sweared not to tell a soul. And just today I discovered that this fucking snake told her other friend Susan about me almost immediately. Thankfully Susan is a great lady. She wouldn't spread information about me. I thought I'd feel enraged. But I'm just tired. Disappointed in my mom perhaps but I can't blame her entirely since I allowed it. I'm exhausted from my job, my bad habits, my life in general. And so. So fucking tired of hiding my identity. Living a false life. And some bitch just tells people I barely know about THIS. Fuck. I have 24h shift at the hospital tomorrow and I just want rest. Just to forget about everything. I'll just drink. Not gonna be the first shift hungover. Stay safe.

A man who chooses to be a public spectacle is upset when the public finds him to be a spectacle. The real L here is the profound illiteracy found in this post, which implies to me that he's one of those children that really should've been left behind.
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Insulted and laughed at​

Hey, I'm not sure I'm going to let this post, I might delete it later, but this morning I was feeling okey, my dysphoria was low, I'm soon on vacations...
I went to the office, everything wen fine, nothing to say about that. But it's located in a bad neiberhood, there are always men drinking (specially friday) in the morning. As I was getting into my car I can hear them say "hey look, a tr*nny ! and laugh like they just saw the funniest thing ever.
I feel shitty, ugly, dysphoric and I wanna disappear from this planet. Cis people told me "well this is what you chose, you knew there is bad people out there"
Why being trans has to be so freacking hard everytime, why do I need to "accept" that most people are a-holes to me and misgender me (even some coworkers to which I talked). I'm tired... Thank you for listening.

A self-admittedly mentally delayed tranny resents that his femininity is seen as "a fucking joke" to his family; what's surprising to me is he seems to find the amusement more insulting than the fact that he has had several family members explicitly state that he should seek mental evaluation before proceeding with transition. Personally, my favorite part of this post is that OP is alienating coworkers by quietly referring to himself as Candy to affirm his own identity, which strikes me as very prodromal Going Postal behavior.
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so i came out to my cousin only to have her ignore my transition and dead name me the whole time... im just gonna lock my family out of my transition tbh.​

ok, so i recently came out to my cousin via text, and she is happy for me, and said that she's happy im being myself, however, upon coming to visit, i was constantly deadnamed and misgendered, although i will admit i have been keeping my transition to myself, because my dad is slightly transphobic, and has a short temper, (it's complex, if need be, go to my other post where i explained i got yelled at for starting HRT for more context)) and i just felt disappointed that my family just downplays my transition and refuses to acknowledge that im a woman. despite my mom joking with me the other day about nail polish and asking me what color i wanted to paint my nails, and i told her pink with red stripes and she bursted out laughing telling me "well your a boy, so you have better nails then me" or some shit like that. so yeah, my family is permanently locked out of my transition and will not be hearing from me in the near future regarding my transition and honestly, im frustrated that my femininity is seen as a fucking joke to them.
ontop of the fact that my job has no idea that im trans, and my coworker larry gave me a weird look as i called myself candy to myself which i have been doing in terms of a year, and to affirm myself.

A tranny with a wife and kids expresses resentment that he's been pidgeonholed into a life he never wanted, stating that he's only been with his wife for as long as he's been because she is "more successful" and that he was happier before they ever had kids. Grotesquely, he states at the bottom that while he has "some" guilt in leaving his kids, he's reaching the stage where "I just don't fucking care anymore." Sending all of my best wishes to his family as they endure the amputation of this gangrenous limb!
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Wife is initially accepting but I get the vibe that she’s not into it.​

Hey girls. Just cracked my egg a month and a half or so ago. I told my wife and she was accepting but she’s also struggling with it. I had my first HRT consultation appointment today and felt really good after it, it all went smoothly. I told her and she starts talking about all the financial burden this will come with, primarily for therapy for her and I and our kids and various combinations of those. I’m currently unemployed so I understand the pushback.
But she suggested all that for “if I wanted to continue the relationship” and I pretty much don’t. She’s always been more successful than me. It’s the primary reason I’ve stayed here as long as I have. I think the last time I was consistently happy was before had kids. Her idea, not mine. I’m a chronic people pleaser and at that point was just kind of resigned to that being my life so I went along with it. Now knowing that I’m bisexual and trans, I want out pretty bad. I feel like even when I considered myself a man I was no longer a man who does much for her in the way of attraction. Her major hobby is hyper fixating on some property starting extremely attractive men who I looked nothing like.
The last time we replaced the couch in our living room I wanted to get a smaller couch and a recliner to help with my bad back. She shot it down right away, wasn’t open to discussing it. I don’t know why the fuck I thought she would go along with this if I couldn’t even get that haha
Anyway, just wanted to bitch. I’ve wanted out for a long time anyway, I’m just not in a good situation to go right now. I can go live rent free with my dad so I at least have that going for me if needed. I’ve always held back on leaving because I worry about being able to make it on my own. And I have some guilt about leaving my children, but I’m getting to the point where I just don’t fucking care anymore. I’m still in boy mode while I look for work. I think as soon as I finally get another job locked down it’s time to move on.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Her previous job if true was a Taco Bell manager

My observation about troons/poons and Taco Bell is further demonstrated. The peak employment opportunity of the tranny, almost like a rite of passage into vulgar troondom. Can you really say you are trans unless you have worked at a Taco Bell?

 

[Colress]

My observation about troons/poons and Taco Bell is further demonstrated. The peak employment opportunity of the tranny, almost like a rite of passage into vulgar troondom. Can you really say you are trans unless you have worked at a Taco Bell?

I've found new under the table shade to throw at trannies now. Thank you

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Here's a tranny that realizes there is no rapture at the end of the process:

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I couldn't find that post by them on Reddit. u/awaysleeping appears not to have posted since 2019. Unless they posted it and have since deleted it, which is very common.

 

[Waffle Iron]

You'd think they look at enough porn to know what a vagina looks like.

I don't think trannies want to actually see what is going on down there. I personally don't like looking at wounds.

Absolute crab bucket mentality

They have to deny it. If they don't, it would be another source of dysphoria.

I couldn't find that post by them on Reddit. u/awaysleeping appears not to have posted since 2019. Unless they posted it and have since deleted it, which is very common.

Way back when I saw that pic I looked up the source (and to see if there was any followup) and the post was there.

I think this means he had 2097 updoots from threads he made, and 1696 from comments? Which wouldn't make sense if he made zero OPs. This is not exactly uncommon. Many posts that end up at places like this get deleted.

 

[Statix_Shark]

My observation about troons/poons and Taco Bell is further demonstrated. The peak employment opportunity of the tranny, almost like a rite of passage into vulgar troondom. Can you really say you are trans unless you have worked at a Taco Bell?

Is Taco Bell meat just excised genitals and arm flesh?

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

The amount of cope and seethe in the comments… I know some doctors try to upsell and point out insecurities (oh, you’re here for your forehead wrinkles? I thought you were here for your crow’s feet) but it sounds like the dentist is a nice guy who takes pride in his work. Troons can’t relate.
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>le transphobes are sexually attracted to us!

Nigger, not even your own heccin valid xisters are attracted to you. Neck yourselves so you don’t post anymore cringe, ever.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

I couldn't find that post by them on Reddit. u/awaysleeping appears not to have posted since 2019. Unless they posted it and have since deleted it, which is very common.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransge...st_op_trans_women_dont_deserve_to_be_ignored/ OP’s complete post is gone but there are plenty of fun stories in the comments.

 

[Syikeblade]

Found a post on gay trannies in fighting about not wanting to date a possible egg.

Gay men in denial about being with a fetish/ Archive Link

Spoiler: They hate other effeminate men

Yeah, god forbid any of us don't have to deal with the fact that our sexuality is shaped by growing up in the closet as gay.
I do watch Drag Race (UK), and some of the guys on there out of drag are, in my opinion, very attractive. But then I also find twinks attractive.
As much as my sexuality is probably really screwed up, I find a lot of the hairy men posted on this sub to give me the biggest ick. I don't care if you think a man with a scraggly (neck)beard is masculine, it screams of a man who doesn't actually take good care of himself, and maybe doesn't practice good personal hygiene.
If you ask me, I think this whole situation reeks of girls insecure in their own gender presentation, and as much as many of you will want to avoid dating men who want to live vicariously through you (I think that's a valid issue), I actually think a man who's confident in his own gender, that he's open to breaking gender norms, without feeling insecure about his own masculinity, is as far removed from someone trying to do the vicarious living.

Many in the straight trans comments are saying how many of them wouldn't date a man who's secretly an tranny.


And of course all of discord came from a previous post on r/ask transgender




Gay man in denial/Archive

Spoiler: Gay man coming out as a tranny

This is a new account for obvious reasons.
I (28M) have been married to my wife (29F) who is transgender, for 3 years. Together for 6.
When we got together, I had never been with a trans woman before and I obviously learned a lot from her, about the queer community. I started watching stuff like Ru Paul's Drag Race with her and I obviously embraced every aspect of her personality. I guess that was not the best idea, since now she's saying I'm an egg and she was stupid for not seeing it sooner.
We went to several drag shows and gay bars together when we were first dating and we still do now, but less.
We even went to a big drag convention in our country and I decided to experiment with wearing some typically feminine clothing. I wouldn't say full drag. I didn't shave my beard. I didn't wear a dress. But I did put on some heels and a crop top because I thought it would be the best place to try something like that without being judged. My wife was a little surprised. Looking back on it, I think I made her uncomfortable. I never should've assumed she would be okay with me dressing just any way. I think I never quite respected just how much she values my masculinity in our relationship. And the effect I have on her presentation to the world. I'm pretty typically manly and never questioned my sexuality, which is apparently not the case for all of her exes. I guess when I put on heels, it changed that dynamic in her mind. It was only for a day though, so I didn't think it through at the time. We had fun at the convention and we both got compliments on our outfits.
Recently, we went to a pride event at a bar together and I asked her if I should wear my heels, given the occasion. She didn't react well and didn't seem to want to talk about it, so I dropped it and wore sneakers.
Yesterday, we got in an unrelated fight. It ended with her shouting some pretty angry stuff at me. I think she's been bottling it up for a while, because it came out in a rather aggressive manner. She said something along the lines of "And I'm the stupidest of all because I've been with you for 6 years and I didn't realize I've been slowly cracking your egg the whole time!"
I didn't know what the egg part meant, so I asked her. She said it's something I need to do my own research on and figure out for myself.
I googled it and I guess it means that I'm transgender without realizing it. She knows me well, but she's mistaken about this. I've never been attracted to a man and, while it may sound a little crude, I really like my dick. I have no gender disphoria whatsoever and I'm only attracted to women.
I've tried having this conversation a couple of times. She isn't mad at me anymore but she also stands by what she said. She thinks I'm trans and unaware of it. She says anything I try to say just proves even further that I don't know what I'm talking about. She keeps coming up with "red flags" I exhibit. I admit that I obviously don't know what being trans feels like, but surely I know myself better than anyone, even my own wife?
I honestly don't know how to move past this. I'm confident in who I am, but the most important person in my life has major doubts about my entire identity. It's making me uncomfortable, not necessarily because I'm having doubts about my gender, but because I know my wife doesn't see me the same way anymore.
EDIT:
I've said quite a lot of things in comments not mentioned in the main post. I wasn't trying to be misleading, but I now see how it is all relevant. I'll try to include as much of it as I can remember here. I may add to it if I remember something else:
I made a mistake in this post, when I said that because I'm not gay, I must therefore not be trans. I guess I had a brain fart. Yes, I do now realize that (obviously) not all trans people are heterosexual. I understand what a trans lesbian is. It was silly of me to suggest that not being attracted to men was evidence for me being cisgender. I apologize for that.
But I'm not trans. And no, not like in a "that's just what an egg would say!" type of way. I'm not a robot and that's just what a secret robot would say. Please people, try to hear what I'm actually saying. Belive what I say about myself. Even if I don't have all the best language when it comes to LGBT+ stuff. I'm not pretending to know everything about trans life or culture language. Like I said in my post, I don't know what being trans feels like, but I know enough to say I'm not trans. The issue isn't whether I'm secretly trans, it's that I'm struggling to communicate with my wife.
I generally pick a female character in video games. I think they're usually prettier to look at while playing. They have more detailed designs in general. I don't think that makes me trans, because I know a lot of guys who choose female characters, but there you go.
I have thought about being a woman before. Not in a way that implies desire or longing, but with curiosity. I wonder how it feels to be seen and treated as a woman. Society treats women very differently. I wondered how that would feel. The same way I could wonder how it would feel to be black, or bald, or how people would look at me if I had tattoos all over my face. I'm not going to do anything about that thought, but I find it interesting to imagine. Some in the comments have said that's weird, which may be true, but I don't think it means I'm trans. I don't want to be a woman. I like being a man.
This one I'm least comfortable sharing, but my wife doesn't want bottom surgery. When she decided this, I was supportive and very happy for her. She now thinks that was a red flag because I was too eager. For context, we have always had a very fulfilled sex life. In the bedroom, we perform the same physical acts on one another. We both enjoy it. I enjoy every part of her. I feel weird even typing that out, but I guess it's relevant because now she thinks that me liking that part of her is an indication that I could be attracted to men one day, as if she was my gateway drug to being gay. Or trans. This is a huge sticking point in the conversation. I refuse to deny that I'm attracted to her in every way and she can't let go of that. I think it's an insecurity from inside her, but she and maybe some others think it says something about me.
She's has exes who turned out to be trans. She told me that early on the relationship. She said one of the reasons she didn't want to get married too soon is because of how betrayed she felt when her exes came out. I think she felt like they were keeping a secret from her. It happened to her 3 times. I thought 6 years was long enough to be confident, but I think she was genuinely traumatized by what she went through. She felt hurt every time that happened to her and a lot of her emotionally driven thinking is based on a fear of that happening again. I think.
When she says "red flag," I don't think she means being transgender is a red flag, but that hiding something in a marriage is. I would agree with that, if I was hiding something.
I also want to point out that this post is entirely one sided. I wouldn't refute that. She hasn't had her say in any of this. You've only heard my view on the matter. Some people are criticizing my wife for the way she's behaving, but I would like to ask every body to please remember she's a person and I love her. She didn't choose to be described in a reddit post. If I had known there were going to be so many negative comments about her, I might have tried to point out all the amazing things about her. She really is wo
nderful, believe me.

Tldr: Gay man married to man in drag is into drag.

Now on this side of the transverse some of the comments are defending OP saying it's not wrong for a "straight" man to explore things and that his husband is overreacting.
And on the other side are upset at masculine men coming out as transwomen basically ruining the fetish of being seen as straight women with a straight man.

What makes it funnier is that the "wife" still has his dick.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Tldr: Gay man married to man in drag is into drag.

Now on this side of the transverse some of the comments are defending OP saying it's not wrong for a "straight" man to explore things and that his husband is overreacting.
And on the other side are upset at masculine men coming out as transwomen basically ruining the fetish of being seen as straight women with a straight man.

What makes it funnier is that the "wife" still has his dick.

There's being obtuse, and then there's being so far in the closet you're in Narnia, and then there's this dude.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

a troon standing at taller than six foot, six inches

It makes me smirk when I read troons whining about the unfairness of their height like that. Many moons ago I knew a 6'6" true and honest female. She had an emotional hide like a rhino and sewed nearly all her own clothes. She dealt with her life's unfairness and difficulties with grace and fortitude. She met (and bested!) her challenges and was a truly unique and admirable individual. It just goes to show what entitled pussies these troons are. How conditional their "womanhood" is. If he really was a true and honest woman inside and was dedicated to making the change come hell or high water, he'd be saying that he was teaching himself to sew.

But nope. He's whining online about his height being an insurmountable impediment and how unfair it all is. Boo hoo.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Japan allows all manner of cartoon erotica, but realistic portrayals of vaginas are strictly prohibited.
And perhaps the least bad troonginas pass OK when viewed from across a room standing up.

Unless they are also standing up. Then you notice that they are literally on the front.


There should be an odd couple reality show where a 6'6 troon and a seething 5'5 incel are paired together to see who kills who first. (Nothing good or transformative would happen obv)

 

[Sean Andalou]

Unless they are also standing up. Then you notice that they are literally on the front

Oh yeah right. Because the hole is where the dick was.
It's easy to forget horrifying little details like that.

 

[8reallybigbirds]

An L in more ways than one.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

The amount of cope and seethe in the comments

Man why the fuck are they always so obsessed with 'transphobes' wanting to fuck them? I will throw in a suggestion that I haven't heard before even if I've heard the question before. A lot of people end up fetishising fear. Scared of the monster in the dark? Start wanking to furries or vore. Scared of being a disappointment? Start wanking to degradation shit. It's something I've heard before, even if it's not the most common explaination. For a group of people that are by and large in that group because of their fucked up ideas of sex and sexuality, maybe it's that idea but subconscious? They know that they hate their bodies and so turned it into their fetish, they're just assuming that everyone else does the same thing and that they must still be fetishing something they 'fear'? That or they're telling themselves that because they want to believe there is a massive audience for them, that there are actual normal people who would want to fuck them compared to the reality of it being just fetishists and other trannies. Idk it just says a lot that your first thought after someone saying they hate you is to instantly jump to something sexual, not even the most addicted of gooners would do that.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Appropriating the identities of the dead, just little girly things teehee.
I lost my sister some time ago too, but JFC I also didn't troon out after and I certainly didn't skinwalk as her either.

.... Am I doing this grief thing wrong, kiwis?

Is Taco Bell meat just excised genitals and arm flesh?

Apropos pfp reaction for that question too, holy shit!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

An L in more ways than one.

Lost or killed her?

 

[PoonerQuota]

Homie out there looking like homo florensiesis in a dress.