E-begging General / E-beggars on Social Media - "Pay for FUCKING EVERYTHING"

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This is an improvement of the eBeggar grift. The troon figured out that people are more likely to give you money if you make or do something they value. The only mistake was making it for a community full of freeloaders who would rather die than earn money to pay for something themselves.
The person who made the hideous "progress" Pride flag copyrighted it.

It's one of those variant copyrights where you only pay for commercial use, and the creator says it's so they can choose not to license gun grips etc, but that's what I'd say too.
 
I have a few e-beggars that can shared onto my Facebook so I wanted to share one that ended up getting broken up with over Juneteenth.
Also, begging with a Cashapp handle of Pee Pee Le Piss...
My brain had shut off before seeing that. Nice catch, also gross.
Definitely a good find, @Shin Chan-Sama.

An online payment ID of PeePeeLePiss doesn't exactly exude confidence that one's money would go to a good cause. As it is, I want to spray myself with disinfectant after seeing that ID name :cryblood:.

As for her hatred of white people smelling like zebra ankles: As lulzy as that sounds, I'd question the sanity of anyone who could truthfully say they know what zebra ankles smell like ... and stay a safe distance away from them.
 
A children’s program called Tiny Chef was cancelled by its network. The creators announced that the show was subsequently “saved” after fans crowdfunded enough funds to continue production.

E beggar is furious because she has been trying to fund her July expenses via Kofi for weeks, only to see others donate to puppet shows instead. This is surely because she’s a disabled woman that has actual needs vs a felted puppet.

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She’s really not been having a good time lately between puppets, Trump, and her ultimate arch nemesis America itself collectively fucking with her donations (and funds in general)

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I give that Lee pooner credit for being willing to recycle scrap metal, but in what world is that preferable to just working a shift at Starbucks in the air conditioning with a free snack and drink while on shift?
Apparently she’s making so little money she has to beg for $20. Surely a shift job is better than that.
 
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"How dare you crowdfund something nonessential like a new season of a children's TV show!? Anyway I'm adding the cost of a new tattoo to my monthly rentbeg."

Serious note: in her funding calculations, she's forgetting that a TV show reaches a lot of people, increasing the amount of people who might donate, and thus requiring each of them to give less. I don't know the numbers but begging from 10,000 people is a lot different from begging from 100 people. Especially if you're doing it every month.
 
Does entitled pooner understand that people who work on the puppet show would be out of a job too if it was cancelled? It's not all about you love get a job if you want a bloody tattoo.
 
"How dare you crowdfund something nonessential like a new season of a children's TV show!? Anyway I'm adding the cost of a new tattoo to my monthly rentbeg."

Serious note: in her funding calculations, she's forgetting that a TV show reaches a lot of people, increasing the amount of people who might donate, and thus requiring each of them to give less. I don't know the numbers but begging from 10,000 people is a lot different from begging from 100 people. Especially if you're doing it every month.

Why do I get the feeling that if I searched her profile, I’d see her advocating for PBS funding or to save Sesame Street (when it technically already was years ago)?

The children’s show not only has higher engagement, but it’s evident that the people that watched it (with or without kids) felt the entertainment they got from it was worth the investment. It also helps keeps the people making the puppet show from losing their jobs for at least another year. In a troubling economy and a world that needs more joy than ever, that is a big plus.

Also her calling the US the villain that starves her is comical because even with the latest cuts and restrictions, the US is still more generous with many welfare programs. Food banks are next to non existent (or are for very specific types of people) in many parts of the world, for example. Grass is greener, yadda yadda

Edit: looked on her Twitter. Turns out she dislikes Sesame Street for selling out to HBO and Autism Speaks years ago, and taught her kid about neogenders herself since the show wouldn’t talk about her non binary gender

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This explains a lot (besides the usual e beggar bitterness and entitlement)
 
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She’s really not been having a good time lately between puppets, Trump, and her ultimate arch nemesis America itself collectively fucking with her donations (and funds in general)
It's amazing what these grifters let take control of their lives. Anyone who seethes on social media over puppets of any sort truly deserves to be labeled mad at/on the internet 🎩. There's also a certain irony in being mad at the country she lives in when a number of other countries don't have the resources to support the NEET lifestyle.

Her answer for all these woes: Double down on the seething and demand more people give her griftbux to the point she admits she's willing to lie about what she will use the money for. I'm not sure that's a winning choice in the grift playbook, but maybe I'm wrong.

Finally, I lol'd at Disability Pride Month. Is there even such a designation for July, or is this yet another lie intended to part people from their hard-earned money? (I probably know what the answer will be, but still...)
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You’ve heard of Universal Basic Income. Now get ready for Alt Universal Basic Income

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AltUBI was proposed by one Gwen B with LC because she’s not getting enough money from her Patreon account fast enough

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The original long winded Patreon proposal, because Gwen gets much of her money from there

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If you're disabled, no longer employable, and relying on mutual aid, you already know the daily calculus of survival. But here's something you might not have considered: the actual dollar amount you need to be truly stable.

Let me give you the shortcut It's:
3X rent + any large reoccurring medical costs = pretty big right?
Just sit with that number and dont freak out.

A landlord typically requires you to make 3 times the rent. That figure - rent multiplied by three, plus any major medical and prescription costs - that's your base monthly financial foundation goal. For me, that means the cheapest studio in the area I need to be goes for $1200/month, so my baseline is $3600 in monthly Patreon income. That's the reality we're working with.

This isn't just about comfort - it's about preventing the life-threatening consequences of coming up short. When you're constantly fundraising just to survive, the daily grind burns you out. The algorithms hide your posts more and more. The risk of catastrophic failure grows with each passing month. And for disabled and vulnerable folks, failure isn't just inconvenient - it's homelessness with a risk of ICE sweeps of homeless camps, it's doxxing and swatting, it's CPS calls for the "crime" of being disabled and poor.

We scrimp ourselves to death - literally, not figuratively. But here's the truth: we need just as much to live on as everyone else. The first step is calculating what housing actually costs in your area for you, your family, or your nesting pod, then factoring in those brutal landlord income requirements. That number is your monthly foundational goal. Write it down. Own it. And if you're starting to build this foundation, reach out to me - I want to help support and boost you.

This is where AltUBI comes in. We have everything we need right now to create a UBI system without waiting for a government that would rather see us die. The same platforms content creators use - Patreon, Ko-fi, etc. - become our tools for liberation. By starting with disabled mutual aid organizers and community pillars (especially those who are unhoused or underhoused), we make the biggest immediate impact where it's needed most.

Our disabled community members have been the backbone of mutual aid networks since the dawn of the internet. These are the people who solve impossible problems while under resourced, who refuse to give up even when the system has abandoned them.
Imagine what they could do fully supported, free to bring their skills and talents to their communities without the constant drain of survival stress.

The neat part about AltUBI is that if widely adopted it forces the government's hand. When we create systems that work without them, they have no choice but to implement their own version - one they can control. This isn't just theory; it's happened before (school lunches). The tag #AltUBI was inspired by Alt Park Services, where individuals self-organized when the government failed. Systems are made of individuals, and we can create the structures we need when institutions abandon us.

I'm building a gallery of disabled community helpers who need this foundational support - each with a shareable graphic featuring a QR code to their funding platform. It's a small start, but every revolution begins somewhere. The more of us who join this effort, who create our own nodes in this network, the faster we'll build something that can't be ignored. (My Gallary/Node: https://www.patreon.com/posts/129660339?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=android_share )

This is how we get people into homes and keep them there. This is how we reclaim the community roles capitalism stole from us - the Aunties, the problem-solvers, the caretakers. This is how we build the world we deserve, one monthly pledge to each other at a time.

The math is simple. The need is urgent. The time is now. Let's build AltUBI together.

From what I can tell, AltUBI is regular e begging, only with more consistent minimum monthly goals and QR code usage. Many e beggars (especially Mem) already do both in some form. Also advertising your CashApp QR codes via buttons that she also plans to stuff into buckets for people to buy or grab as freebies irl once she gets enough new Patreon subscribers. Buy your own buttons through Gwen’s merch store!

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Falco approves, at least

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In Gwen’s case, she would like people to donate at least $3600 to her every month so she can pay rent. Reasoning, with calculations

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How’s it going so far?

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Guys, me and my 7 alters all need 1000 USD a week. I really require you to help out cause I'm uhh queer.... and neurodivergent. And nonbinary. And 2 spirit. And this only covers me, it doesn't cover my 7 alters, who will fit all your minority checklists. Send Bitcoin, or a manual typewriter TODAY
 
Guys, me and my 7 alters all need 1000 USD a week. I really require you to help out cause I'm uhh queer.... and neurodivergent. And nonbinary. And 2 spirit. And this only covers me, it doesn't cover my 7 alters, who will fit all your minority checklists. Send Bitcoin, or a manual typewriter TODAY

How could you forget your QR code button with Beach Cat on it smh

THIS IS DANGEROUS!!!
 
I like that she just did a quick apartments.com search to determine her “needs” and thinks she can just stroll into a 55+ community because it’s cheap. And of course a roommate is beneath her.
 
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