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Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
This guy is definitely a munchie but I do see this as unique type of male incentive munching. It’s not for money/ disability checks, it could be for drugs, but it’s definitely for fame. He is desperate to be a famous musician and lord knows talent won’t get him there, but making himself a tragic YA novel character seems to be his angle to promote his awful music to tween and teen females.
I do want to note that West Virginia has one of the lowest homelessness rates in the nation, because even meth addicts there can afford a trailer with their SSI.
There are a lot of people out there who talk about "affordable housing," but when you show them affordable housing suddenly we need to spend a bunch of public funds to convince late middle-aged schizoids that they should live in an intentional community.
Back on topic, it strikes me that Vickie has never really had to compromise in her housing. She's continuing to be picky and live (somehow) in hotels because she isn't at risk of living on the street, or going to a shelter, and she knows it.
Ah, but there are exceptions! MAID takers are often given a pre-memorial service where they get to hear all the nice things people wanted to say to them. But Vicki refuses to kill herself because it might save someone money, and she takes measure of her life from the expenditures of others.
I know that "impending sense of doom" can at least be a symptom for the early stages of an heart attack, but I imagine it would apply to several medical conditions. Your body knows something is wrong and is alerting your brain, but you can't quite put it together yourself since it's too early on to feel pain = impending sense of doom.
The people I've known who've died from a long illness have either presented themselves stoicly about it or took actions towards the end to lessen their pain i.e. swiften their deaths. There's just no energy left to fight.
I worked a short while in hospice and it was fascinating how much people remained themselves when they (not always gently) went into that good night. The curmudgeons remained curmudgeony, the jokesters remained silly, the thoughtful kept thinking, the angry remained angry. Many relatives were less impressed, though - some of them had hoped for reconciliation or deathbed apologies, but there was very little of that.
Goes to show that not even impending death changes a leopard’s spots. If you want something to change in your character you better start working on it now, because it goes deep.
And imagine Vicky actually dying. She would totally milk it.
"Eye-tan Fisk-burger"? OK. I bet he's gotten a ton of mispronunciations of his name. Most of us have. My jeet coworkers and other nationalities mispronounce my name all the time. I don't care. They have a specific way they say it, it's easy for them to say, and that's fine. I know that when they say Dee-ahna they mean me, so instead of loudly telling them "It's die-anna, you RACIST," I respond like a normal person.
I do want to note that West Virginia has one of the lowest homelessness rates in the nation, because even meth addicts there can afford a trailer with their SSI.
Per capita Wyoming, North Dakota, Mississippi, Delaware and South Dakota have the lowest rates of homelessness. (Then WV, MT, ID and NH.) Only half those states have cheaper housing costs and low COL. So what do they all have in common?
Low rate of urbanization.
It’s not just low cost of living that helps prevent homelessness, but not having sprawling cities that ppl come to leech upon the fringes of or get lost among the faceless masses.
"Eye-tan Fisk-burger"? OK. I bet he's gotten a ton of mispronunciations of his name. Most of us have. My jeet coworkers and other nationalities mispronounce my name all the time. I don't care. They have a specific way they say it, it's easy for them to say, and that's fine. I know that when they say Dee-ahna they mean me, so instead of loudly telling them "It's die-anna, you RACIST," I respond like a normal person.
I've noticed this trend in self-diagnosed "autistic" chicks (it's always females, never males) for some years now. I think the intended effect is something like I AM FILLED WITH IRREPRESSIBLE CHILDLIKE EXUBERANCE AND WONDER AND A DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL MODES OF EXPRESSION AS YOU CAN SEE FROM MY ENDLESS RUN-ON SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS.
LOL I was gonna say she's exactly like Dave Muscaatto, or whatever his name is. Until I saw this video, where she is pure Aslan T Bird, that pooner fury begger. 37d5da7e2c85b4efb1e96341731a62d4.mp4
Markhoff isn't a Jewish name, is it? And she's already tagged her maternal side to being... Urugayan, or something? Again, if any ww2 german immigrants went there, just like Argentina, they were of the Nazi persuasion too.
Did she pretend to convert to Jewish at some point?
Man she's really Aslaning the fuck out in that vid.
My favorite part of this is at 0:36 when she gives a brief glimpse of her European upbringing and rattles off "Aktion Tiergartenstraße 4" in flawless German pronunciation before switching right back to Tiktok social justice ranting. Almost too flawless...
Vicky broke her silence to briefly converse with another panhandling munchie.
Dizzy here seems like a real piece of work, a "pan lesbian" dangerhair who claims to have a "degenerative spine condition" that necessitates living off DoorDash at all times. Is also another "please pay no atttention to my valuable guitar collection behind the curtain" beggar in the Dave Muscato tradition.
Dizzy here seems like a real piece of work, a "pan lesbian" dangerhair who claims to have a "degenerative spine condition" that necessitates living off DoorDash at all times. Is also another "please pay no atttention to my valuable guitar collection behind the curtain" beggar in the Dave Muscato tradition.
I had a neighbor like her once. Justice was served. Let's just say that it involved a trip to the Asian grocery, a super soaker, and plenty of plausible deniability.
I had a neighbor like her once. Justice was served. Let's just say that it involved a trip to the Asian grocery, a super soaker, and plenty of plausible deniability.
Dizzy's feed is somehow resistant to advanced Twitter search and it's hard to find any real content amid the e-begging/Palestine retweets, but she seems to see no problem with cranking up her guitar practice in the middle of the night. Of course it is her landlord who is the villain.
Dizzy's feed is somehow resistant to advanced Twitter search and it's hard to find any real content amid the e-begging/Palestine retweets, but she seems to see no problem with cranking up her guitar practice in the middle of the night. Of course it is her landlord who is the villain.
Ugh glad I wasn’t the only one having issues searching her account! Bummer, I was really excited to read up on whatever her fucked up eviction situation is
So, I'm finally caught up with this thread after following Vicky in like late 2019. I wanted to share my thoughts on her after all these years.
When COVID hit, I appreciated her advocacy since I was working days in COVID testing labs and evenings in retail. It was 2020 and things were looking grim in my town.
But it is currently 2025, why is she, an asthmatic, wearing a full blow respirator? Not even an N95 but the 3M half face ones. Workplaces are required to have workers medically cleared (then fitted) before using these, and should not be used for more than 8 hours consecutively. Not that jobs actually follow this rule but technically medical clearance is required under OSHA.
I always thought her whole family background lore was bold. These SJW communities dont tend to be fond of white people who come from money. There's one Munchie+Fake DID cluster-b mess grifter I did a thread on that followed Vicky and pulled the same pretendian POC bs. Much smaller Twitter following than Vicky but potentially inspired.
I actually cant believe Vicky got away with this. Doesn't she realize how cancelable this is? Especially in academia of all places? The humanities of all places? Rachel Dolezal isnt the only academic that got caught for race faking. See: Jessica Krug,CV Vitolo “Haddad”,Andrea Smith, Elizabeth Hoover, Ward Churchill, Paul Edward Driskill, Susan Taffe Reed, and I am sure many many more.
They seem to always flawk to humanities. I was in STEM so I am not too familiar with the inner working of the humanities department, but I had a munchie cluster b friend get kicked out of STEM bc of her antics.
A friend of mine growing up got majorly sucked into the Emo Tumblr 2012 shit. She did manage to graduate with a bachelor's degree, but when she noticed I was using disability services, she started to get jealous (?). Idk, I was very embarrassed about needing accommodations and avoided for years. Anyway, she had gotten addicted to coke at this point, applied to several STEM PhD programs and got accepted. She self diagnosed herself with ADHD and cPTSD and shopped around for diagnoses + stimulants but thankfully never got them. Somewhere in there she feined a suicide attempt and checked herself in but told everyone other than me that it was involuntary.
She never registered with disability services because "they couldn't accommodate her" aka she didnt have anyone to fill out the paperwork + she expected accommodations that were never provided to anyone at our undergrad university (ie: no deadlines, no attendance, etc). She expected her professors to bend-over-backwords with accommodations despite never registering with disability services. She was buying her Adderall from her neighbor and spending every night sleeping around and getting high but tried use DiSaBiLiTy as an excuse.
She got kicked out her second semester, and when she moved back home decided to tell everyone she was a victim of systemic ableism. I told her she knew that wasnt what happened and to stop lying and we havent spoken since. I still see her on socials and she claims the whole EDS+Co bullshit, claims to be FTM but doesnt even try (her Instagram is just her flaunting her tits in lingerie), goes through jobs faster than the straight guys she sleeps with, and is constantly crowdfunding locally fo because she spent all her rent money on drugs. Always posts that she is "two weeks sober!" every two weeks like clockwork. If she ever tried to gain a social media following she'd definitely have made it on here. Sorry for the spurg she just reminds me of Vicky's academia larp minus the chair. Vicky couldn't pull this bullshit in STEM. They'd have been done with her by noon the first day.
Anyway, I did some sleuthing into Vicky's family. No where near done yet but I wanted to drop some things of interest:
Her old man isnt just rich, he is a philanthropist who cares about helping those in need - something Vicky and her KKKlan of activists always cosplay but never actually do.
Vicky must have hated being told how fortunate she was as a kid.
Also, a teacher at her bougie private school had cancer and Vicky's parents dropped $10k to help.
Only a fraction of what they'd end up shoveling out for Vicky. Like 1/6th of her power chair, alone.
I'm questioning if she was actually born in Germany or if it's all a sham. Both her mom and dad had properties in the US before and after Victorias birth. They are rich so its plausible they had several international properties.
I did find her grandmama's facebook - the daughter of the Jewish Grammy who supposedly fled Germany from Vicky's Paternal Great Grandpa the Nazi's.
The Grandma's maiden name is Ana Maria Santurio Szörcsök
This tweet made me curious
Her grandma's uncommon family surname is either Santurio or Szörcsök and, according to Vicky, there should be a large number of people with the same name.
Searching the surname Santurio gives no exact results.
Fuzzy and Soundex results give some names but Vicky's tweet makes it seem like there would be exact matches. Below are the non-exact names that pop up.
Searching the name Szörcsök gives no exact results.
I also tried Szorcsok, again no exact results.
I have some more sleuthing to do but here is some stuff on the grandmother.
The supposed Great Grandmother refugee Jew died on August 9, 2013.
Translation: May my mom rest in peace. Thank you for the condolences.
Also found this.
I’m looking for classmates from the Experimental School of Malvín and Carlos Vaz Ferreira High School No. 10 on Italy Avenue from 1960-1965. It would be great to communicate via internet or letter, since I have been living in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada since 1972.
Their names are:
Mabel Stefano, last I heard she was living near the hospital (Hospital de clínicas)
Marina Legazcue, she was about to graduate as a lawyer in 1978 and I believe she lived in Malvín.
Graciela Marteau, I know she got married and moved to Buenos Aires in the 70s. In Montevideo she lived on Gallinal (Malvín).
María del Carmen Terzaghi lived in Malvín across from the Relámpagos soccer field, and her father was a Universal History professor at High School No. 10.
Mariel Sanchez, Maria del Carmen Bello, Marta Lemos, Maria del Carmen Parragues, Ariel Parrado, Gustavo Pastorini, Enrique Weber, and a few others I’ll mention at another time. [If anyone] knows anything about these people, I will be very grateful. My name is Ana Maria.
Ancestry records are seemingly difficult due to the multiple surnames, but I am hoping I'll be able to trace her exact ancestry.
Here are some telling retweets:
She's in her everyday bum summer bum era where she lays around all day rotting and collecting mommy and daddy's money.
She looks back on her life decisions and know rotting and being a drain on society is best
She has decided to retire as a tweeter for now and is a mere retweeter. Until she needs more rent money, that is.
Seems like she's taking the death of the token black professor she had no relationship with very seriously. I doubt this is the end of Vicky's grift, but it would be worthwhile for her to learn more about him. Apparently he grew up in Muskogee during Jim Crow, was in Detroit during the 1967 riots, was in the East Village during the AIDS epidemic, LA during the Rodney King Riots, Manhattan on 9/11, and India in 2004 when the Tsunami hit. Despite all of these experiences, he somehow didnt die and made his way into academia.
Vicky is a *checks notes* white able-bodied girl from a wealthy family with a trustfund who decided she needed a power chair and became "(formerly) homeless" after her parents got tired of her shit and wanted her to have a taste of the real world. I am glad she didn't bother him too much and he didnt have to deal with her.