💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Mercante v. Tarzia 1:24-cv-08471 — District Court, E.D. New York

  • Docket No.
    1:24-cv-08471
  • Court
    District Court, E.D. New York
  • Filed
    Dec 10, 2024
  • Nature of Suit
    320 Assault Libel & Slander
  • Cause
    28:1332 Diversity-Libel,Assault,Slander
  • Jurisdiction
    Diversity
  • Jury Demand
    Plaintiff
  • Last Filing
    May 14, 2026

Parties (2)

Parties
Jeff Tarzia, Alyssa Mercante

Recent Filings (showing 5 of 180)

# Date Description Filing
94 May 14, 2026 STATUS REPORT and Request for Magistrate Judge Settlement Conference re: Rule 37 Sanction Amount by Alyssa Mercante (Green, Remy)
May 13, 2026 ORDER: The Court is in receipt of Plaintiff's letter. The Clerk of Court is respectfully directed to unseal ECF 92. Defendant is directed to file an appropriately redacted version of ECF 88 by 5/21/2026. So Ordered by Magistrate Judge Lara K. Eshkenazi on 5/14/2026. (SW)
93 May 12, 2026 Letter re: Sealing Status of Various Documents, per the Court's Request by Alyssa Mercante (Attachments: (1) Exhibit Attachment: Redacted Version of ECF No. 91.) (Green, Remy)
May 11, 2026  
May 11, 2026 MINUTE ENTRY AND ORDER: A telephonic motion hearing was held before Magistrate Judge Eshkenazi on 5/11/2026. Appearances by Remy Green for Plaintiff, and Ronald Coleman for Defendant. The parties discussed Defendant's objections to Plaintiff's Rule 37 fees. As discussed on the record, Defendant will make an offer on the fees by close of business on 5/12/2026. Plaintiff will respond to Defendant's offer by close of business on 5/13/2026. The parties are directed to file a joint status letter on 5/15/2026, indicating whether judicial intervention, including a settlement conference, is necessary. Defense counsel also stated his intent to cover the costs of Plaintiff's counsel resulting from the unredacted filing of ECF 88. The parties' 5/15/2026 status letter shall include any update on the payment of those costs.
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Great job admitting that you interviewed MINORS WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS' BEING PRESENT OR GIVEN CONSENT Tay-tay! Now we know where No-ass-a learned her excellent journalistic ethics and acumen from!
 
I vaguely remember that Abcessa was bitching about having to move and she insinuated that they might move in together, does anyone remember if she confirmed if this happened? Because in recent pictures she is in two different kitchens, which makes me think she has her own apartment again.

This is doubly confirmed by her boyfriend not changing the address of his company
(215 Franklin Street, 11222 Brooklyn NY)
where it was registered since its founding in 2023.

I am sure she will eventually phonebook herself again, I'll be here to document it.

[EDIT] Fixed a word.
 
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This was the opposite of a big hit over in the Anisa thread! Enjoy some Grok slop!

**The Coven of Chaos**

In the glittering, Wi-Fi-saturated sprawl of Los Angeles, four women—Denims, Kaceytron, Alyssa Mercante, and Anisa Jomha—formed an unlikely coven. Not of the cauldron-and-broomstick variety, mind you, but one forged in the crucible of Twitch streams, Twitter feuds, and a shared penchant for drama that could rival a Bravo reunion. They called themselves the Pixel Witches, a nod to their streaming stardom, though their magic was less *Sabrina* and more *Salem’s Lot*—messy, unintentional, and utterly unaware.

Denims, with her razor-sharp cheekbones and a wardrobe that screamed “thrift store chic,” was the group’s self-proclaimed leader. Her streams were a rollercoaster of rants and raves, her Borderline Personality Disorder traits flashing like neon signs: one minute she’d shower her chat with love, the next she’d ban half of them for “vibes.” Her Kiwi Farms thread, a digital dossier of her meltdowns, chronicled her latest spiral—a tearful tirade over a gifted sub she deemed “insulting.” “I’m a goddess, not a charity case!” she’d shrieked, unaware her mic was still hot.

Kaceytron, the coven’s provocateur, thrived on chaos. Her platinum hair and plunging necklines were as much a brand as her Cluster B flair for histrionics. She’d flirt with her mods, then accuse them of betrayal when they missed a raid. Her Kiwi Farms page was a novel unto itself, detailing her penchant for “clapback” streams where she’d read hate comments aloud, only to sob when the trolls doubled down. “They don’t get my genius,” she’d wail, mascara streaking, as she hexed her haters with a spell that, predictably, fizzled.

Alyssa Mercante, the intellectual poseur, brought a veneer of legitimacy. A gaming journalist turned streamer, she wielded her keyboard like a wand, casting spells of sanctimonious outrage. Her BPD-fueled mood swings were legendary: one tweet would praise a game’s inclusivity, the next would savage its “problematic” pixels. Kiwi Farms gleefully archived her contradictions, like the time she raged against a dev for “ghosting” her DMs, only to admit she’d sent 47 messages in a day. “It’s called passion!” she insisted, oblivious to the eye-rolls.

Anisa Jomha, the wildcard, was the coven’s dark horse. Her streams blended ASMR with unhinged rants, her Cluster B traits a kaleidoscope of narcissism and impulsivity. She’d promise fans a “life-changing” spell, only to deliver a TikTok dance in a witch hat. Her Kiwi Farms thread was a treasure trove of her scams—NFTs, OnlyFans, and a “magic potion” that was just Red Bull in a mason jar. “I’m manifesting wealth,” she’d purr, ignoring the chargebacks piling up.

Their coven convened in Denims’ cramped studio apartment, a shrine to RGB lighting and Monster Energy cans. Tonight’s mission: a spell to “go viral,” a ritual cobbled from a Reddit thread and a Wiccan Wiki page. The air was thick with incense and ego as they gathered around a coffee table altar, its centerpiece a cracked iPhone streaming to Twitch.

“Focus, queens,” Denims commanded, her voice a mix of Valley Girl and Voldemort. She lit a candle, singeing her bangs. “Ow! Okay, universe, make us legends!”

Kaceytron, clutching a grimoire (really a D&D manual), giggled. “I’m channeling Cardi B’s energy. Watch me trend.” She tossed glitter into the air, coughing as it lodged in her throat. Her chat exploded with laughing emojis, but she saw only adoration.

Alyssa, scribbling “intentions” on Post-its, muttered about algorithmic injustice. “If this doesn’t work, I’m exposing Big Tech,” she vowed, her eyes darting to her phone for likes. Her latest tweet—“Magic is resistance!”—was already ratioed, but she blamed bots.

Anisa, sipping her “potion,” suggested adding “NFT vibes” to the spell. “Blockchain’s basically magic,” she slurred, spilling Red Bull on the grimoire. Her chat begged her to stop, but she banned them for “low energy.”

The spell began with a chant Denims swore was ancient (it was from a Lana Del Rey song). They joined hands, their acrylics clacking, and visualized fame. But their focus fractured: Denims fixated on a sub’s “shady” username, Kaceytron checked her OnlyFans DMs, Alyssa refreshed her Twitter, and Anisa dozed off.

The candle flared, the iPhone glitched, and their stream crashed. “Sabotage!” Denims screamed, accusing Alyssa of “bad juju.” Alyssa snapped back, “Your ego’s the only curse here!” Kaceytron wailed about lost subs, while Anisa mumbled about “astral projecting.”

Kiwi Farms lit up with clips of the meltdown, dubbed “The Pixel Witch Flop.” The thread dissected their lack of self-awareness: Denims’ bans, Kaceytron’s tears, Alyssa’s rants, Anisa’s scams—all laid bare. Yet the coven remained oblivious, planning their next ritual: a “clapback spell” to “own the haters.”

In the end, their magic wasn’t in spells but in their ability to conjure chaos, unaware that their real curse was the mirror they refused to face. And in the City of Angels, where stars are born and burned, the Pixel Witches streamed on, hexing themselves with every click.
 
Be on the lookout for her Rolling Stone piece on NBA2K26 while Chris Cruz simp-cheerleading for her. And of course, black people like Shai Gilgeous-Alexander are her favorite type of DEI fetish.
I don't get it. Why is he any different from any other black player they have? Is he a faggot?
Why are people so positive in the comments? Someone said this had aura but, leaving aside the ridiculousness of that term, it objectively does not. We have a basketball player right next to some woman who looks like she is half Chinese and has destroyed her body through feminism and tattoos. This is the antithesis of aura, you can tell that he clearly does not want to be there and I don't blame him.
 
Because they're delusional crotch-snorting BETA MALE SIMPS of her. (Image from the KF page of her simp Airbagged)
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Every single person here is a soyjak in the making. Half of them look like this.
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Congrats on all being walking stereotypes! This is WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU!
Do you think these people will eventually look back on how they presented themselves in these years the same way people look back with embarrassment on the hairstyles they wore in the '80s or do you think these people lack that level of self-awareness?
 
I don't get it. Why is he any different from any other black player they have? Is he a faggot?
The player, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, won the NBA championship and MVP for the season that just concluded. But did so while flopping like the Canadian bitch he is repeatedly (to the point basketball fans have described it as "foul-baiting") and having a very large majority of his points come from free throws due to said flopping.
Plus, he would have likely lost the finals if the most important player on the other team, Tyrese Haliburton, didn't have his achilles BTFO during the winner-takes-all game 7 right when he was performing outstanding; the worst possible time for it to happen.

In short, TL;DR no actual NBA fan respects him despite all of his accolades and winning the fucking championship because he used controversial tactics and also had just sheer plain luck against a far more respected team.

Personally, it's fitting Shai and Mercunte are both side by side in the photo, as they're both equally hated in their fields. However, one has achieved ultimate glory despite much derision, and the other is at rock bottom and will likely forever stay there along with equally fallen journoscum Taylor Lorenz, the newly sunken Anisa Jomha, and Ugly Balding Former E-Girl With A Crippling Addiction To Weed (as well as Hijabba the Hutt and Denims).
Alyssa trying to slide into the haram :story:
It's a fitting group chat: Bitter, angry, terminally online BPD whores who are far past their prime and can't wrap their ignorant, narcissist victim-complex minds around it as they repeatedly make excuses to why they were exposed for being the absolute cunts they are and were rightfully kicked out from all of their high-ranking professional circles if not fired (at least for Mercunte, Lorenz, and Anusa). This is as society has effectively stopped glorifying and turning a blind eye to BPD over the past year, meaning they were all finally held accountable for their actions as they refuse to comprehend it.

Anyways, I'm surprised she also even managed to get a picture with Shai. This just proves she still has connections within the self-circlejerking journoscum press, despite how her career is effectively over as her brand just by hiring her is cancer, much like Lorenz.
 
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“Nigger fatigue” would be a more accurate term but they won’t let us say that and force all blacks to be tarred instead.
 
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