Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[vlcsr]

If she really wanted to prove to us all that she’s dying then she could actually, you know, die.

I just can’t take her seriously (ever, but especially) when she says she’s dying and then continues on living (and tweeting).

I’m sure the nurses feel the same way.

Also, the lack of videos is what makes Vicky not quite as creative as some of the classic munchies in the munchie thread. The best videos and pics are when they’re obviously faking symptoms.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I was wondering if they're giving her so many test to catalog for any later hospital visits.

 

[Greedy Fly]

Lel Vicky they don't think you're calm, they think you're anxious as hell. They took away your oximeter because you were obsessing about a perfectly acceptable reading of 95; it's not good for anyone's health to stare at a monitor and freak out every time the number changes. No doubt they're viewing her as someone with panic attacks, health anxiety, and some delusional beliefs.

Classic munchie move to find their worst test result and cling to it as the one true proof they're really really sick, please ignore all the other good test results that contribute to an overall picture showing she's fine. I think it's hilarious she couldn't even get her pulse ox outside of normal range, but it's all she's got, god bless her.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I’m a little confused as to why Vicky can’t pass a single class in college when she clearly has a medical degree already.

I'm literally choking to death in front of them, and to make matters worse, NONE of them will spend even a single hour with me so I can quiz them about their medical knowledge. This is eugenics!

 

[behindyourightnow]

I love this woman in the replies, who seems to actually have myasthenia gravis:

https://archive.md/TK94d

Like I said, despite being in Vicky's replies, I am reasonably certain this person actually does have MG, since her twitter account is just normal wholesome stuff rather than being 100% sickness-related, and Vicky probably just searched her out and friended her after she entered her current munchie arc.

And now this poor fool is blithely wandering in, taking Vicky's self-reports completely at face value, and telling her she needs to be intubated. Will Vicky demand intubation next? I can't wait to find out!

 

[Breadbear]

I love this woman in the replies, who seems to actually have myasthenia gravis:

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https://archive.md/TK94d

Like I said, despite being in Vicky's replies, I am reasonably certain this person actually does have MG, since her twitter account is just normal wholesome stuff rather than being 100% sickness-related, and Vicky probably just searched her out and friended her after she entered her current munchie arc.

And now this poor fool is blithely wandering in, taking Vicky's self-reports completely at face value, and telling her she needs to be intubated. Will Vicky demand intubation next? I can't wait to find out!

Lmao yes, intubate Vicky. She'll very quickly find out that being actually sick actually sucks ass.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

And now this poor fool is blithely wandering in, taking Vicky's self-reports completely at face value, and telling her she needs to be intubated. Will Vicky demand intubation next? I can't wait to find out!

This right here is tied for what's worst about munchies. That kind, earnest, normal people who are truly suffering medical misfortune, will encounter them and waste valuable energy and time feeling compassion for them.

(It's tied with the fact that their lies eat up both resources and credibility that those same people need and deserve.)

Lmao yes, intubate Vicky. She'll very quickly find out that being actually sick actually sucks ass.

Come on, staff, it's the one (legal) way to stop the ascending and descending moans!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Lel Vicky they don't think you're calm, they think you're anxious as hell. They took away your oximeter because you were obsessing about a perfectly acceptable reading of 95; it's not good for anyone's health to stare at a monitor and freak out every time the number changes.

And the oximeter is a fun toy to play with, that requires much less Zen mastery than controlling your own heartbeat.

Spoiler: supplemental oxygen discharge complication vagueified anecdote

There was a horrible man who also happened to be homeless (lived in his van) and treated hospital stays for his chronicity as though they were little spa weekends.

One admission he realized that he couldn't be discharged to homeless if he needed continuous supplemental oxygen; the O2 companies were fine with travel tanks but wouldn't deliver a J tank to a van, and there was no electricity to run a concentrator. What followed was the most frustrating oxygen weaning of all time, because he would just hold his breath or hypoventilate whenever anyone turned his oxygen down. It took some ninja skills to do it while he was asleep, and at one point the oxygen was visibly running at 1L with a hose attached to it... but not the cannula that was actually on him, which was sitting there as a placebo.

The same man was also the reason they started locking the bathrooms at one specific grocery store location.

 

[fitty tucker]

She talked to the nurse manager guys. It's so Joever for these negligent doctors.



Edit: Manager special in the comments! Two retards for the price of one!! I'm assuming she's a he, given the amount of narcissism in that profile.

Spoiler: DOUBLE EDIT

Yeah, Perkins is a man, I'd bet his bright pink dangerhair on it. I wonder what else is out there about Dr. Ashley Perkins, PharmD? And why he doesn't reveal his location or even state in any of his social media bios, despite bragging about being a sought after speaker and an "educator"? Business is registered in Orange Park, FL.
Phonefagging so can't archive.

 

[Polychromos]

WShe talked to the nurse manager guys. It's so Joever for these negligent doctors.

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Edit: Manager special in the comments! Two retards for the price of one!! I'm assuming she's a he, given the amount of narcissism in that profile.

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Spoiler: DOUBLE EDIT

Yeah, Perkins is a man, I'd bet his bright pink dangerhair on it. I wonder what else is out there about Dr. Ashley Perkins, PharmD? And why he doesn't reveal his location or even state in any of his social media bios, despite bragging about being a sought after speaker and an "educator"? Business is registered in Orange Park, FL.
Phonefagging so can't archive.
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Writing TEDx speaker in your bio is hilariously pathetic!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She talked to the nurse manager guys. It's so Joever for these negligent doctors.

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Spoiler: DOUBLE EDIT

Yeah, Perkins is a man, I'd bet his bright pink dangerhair on it. I wonder what else is out there about Dr. Ashley Perkins, PharmD? And why he doesn't reveal his location or even state in any of his social media bios, despite bragging about being a sought after speaker and an "educator"? Business is registered in Orange Park, FL.
Phonefagging so can't archive.
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I'm not convinced it's a troon. No AKAs showing up so far. This photo next to the husband is giving "homely woman with normal female proportions" to my eye:



Hand and arm in particular. Baby looks to be bio, and then there's this:



That is a great alternate explanation for why a woman would be a little odd looking and have a compulsive, brittle personality. I consider the case closed. She isn't a tranny. She obviously had some kind of "rock bottom" addiction moment when her pharm career ended- there are "four years sober" posts along the scroll down her Insta. And an accompanying mental health emergency. So now she is trying to reinvent herself as an inspirational speaker. Lame, maybe, but not a troon or sinister.

 

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

I have strong priors that munchies are much more likely to be odd looking danger hair women than to be male.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I have strong priors that munchies are much more likely to be odd looking danger hair women than to be male.

Being a munchie is almost 100% proof you’ve got a bio woman. It would seem childhood male socialization inoculates one against munching. It really is a XX psychological phenomenon.

 

[fitty tucker]

Vicky used the last of her strength and oxygens to keep live-tweeting, thank fucking god. Live-tweeting MG crises during a hospital stay is usually the top priority for anyone with myasthenia gravis or breathing issues.



Just wanted to point out the munchie trend of being in the hospital over a holiday lol

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Being a munchie is almost 100% proof you’ve got a bio woman. It would seem childhood male socialization inoculates one against munching. It really is a XX psychological phenomenon.

True enough as it goes, but in terms of field identification there is a complicating factor- there are males with disability fetishes and sick role fetishes. And from a distance it can look a lot like what Vickie does. And it overlaps heavily with AGP.

 

[failed mist]

True enough as it goes, but in terms of field identification there is a complicating factor- there are males with disability fetishes and sick role fetishes. And from a distance it can look a lot like what Vickie does. And it overlaps heavily with AGP.

I’ve seen disability fetishes (mostly auto-amputee fetishes; the furry who froze off his hands with liquid nitrogen and tried to pass it off as an accident springs to mind) but I don’t think I’ve seen a male who fetishizes occupying the sick role.

If you’ve found one, I wanna see.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Vicky used the last of her strength and oxygens to keep live-tweeting, thank fucking god. Live-tweeting MG crises during a hospital stay is usually the top priority for anyone with myasthenia gravis or breathing issues.

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Just wanted to point out the munchie trend of being in the hospital over a holiday lol

Medfags, what’s the possibility she ends up in the psych ward lol. Like what’s the threshold for obvious bullshit? They already seem to be on to her antics and she seems to be ramping up. I cannot believe she’s griping about not being able to quiz her doctor to assess their level of knowledge makes me want to go crack open the munchie general thread for more antics like this, how insane.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Medfags, what’s the possibility she ends up in the psych ward lol. Like what’s the threshold for obvious bullshit? They already seem to be on to her antics and she seems to be ramping up. I cannot believe she’s griping about not being able to quiz her doctor to assess their level of knowledge makes me want to go crack open the munchie general thread for more antics like this, how insane.

I think the odds are very low, actually.

1. She's not presenting an acute suicidal danger to herself, or homicidal threat to others.
2. She is not in psychosis, hallucinating and suffering delusions.
3. She is not so mentally afflicted as to be incapable of feeding herself or protecting herself. (E-begging counts as a form of both.)

Those are the criteria for an involuntary admit. She meets none. She won't consent to voluntary. I'm not even sure it's appropriate as "being a spoiled stupid fucking idiot" isn't the kind of mental condition appropriately addressed through inpatient care.

 

[prolific_mango]

Vicky used the last of her strength and oxygens to keep live-tweeting, thank fucking god. Live-tweeting MG crises during a hospital stay is usually the top priority for anyone with myasthenia gravis or breathing issues.

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Just wanted to point out the munchie trend of being in the hospital over a holiday lol

she scored a double-bonus, it being the holiday and her being there on resident day or whatever they call the first day for new doctors

 

[Greedy Fly]

I’ve seen disability fetishes (mostly auto-amputee fetishes; the furry who froze off his hands with liquid nitrogen and tried to pass it off as an accident springs to mind) but I don’t think I’ve seen a male who fetishizes occupying the sick role.

You mean like good ol' Numberwang? Are you sure you want to see that?