🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,617
Aaaaand on stream, says the exact same line. What a guy:

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Holy fuck what a retard, talk about saying the quiet part out loud much!
Why in the world would he say this outside of his discord?! At least in there he has the plausible deniability of accusing anyone sharing a screen cap of being a 'KF troll', but saying it live on twitch makes it fair game for any rando watching to clip and share at their leisure

Please, please let this be picked up by some at least semi-popular sloptuber, I need to see the sheer outcry that'd come from this clip becoming mainstream knowledge
 
>tens of THOUSANDS of death threats DAILY
How are his retarded audience buying this bullshit lmao?

Even if he was reading every post in this thread and taking every "mald should kill himself" as an actual DEATH THREAT, it wouldn't come to tens of thousands. Even if he was reading every post made about him or reddit, 4chan, the farms, AND YouTube comments, it would not be 10k a day.

The level of delusion and lies is clownshoe behaviour dude.
 
I'd show off the code for my game, if it weren't for giving away too much info to tie my internet pseudonym to the farms (well, making it easier, pretty sure those two can be tied together already by someone dedicated enough). I aint a good programmer, but malds code is something else in terms of terrible-ness.
From my experience, also as a shit programmer, is that the ones who say they are really good at programming are usually the ones who are absolute dogshit at it.

I do not understand how Mald can say he's some giga 1337 h4x0r mega mind programmer while he doesnt understand basic control flow
 
What Mald did is that he placed ALL of the dialogues into ONE SINGLE GIANT ARRAY, which he then just keeps inside the code, INSIDE THE ENGINE.
TobyGODS, we're gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning.
And you'll say, "Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore, Mr. Radiation, it's too much."
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As the comic becomes profitable, the art often improves but you are stuck with your early comics
coding doesn't have this same advantage of a "it doesn't really need to improve" that anything art related could have.

I think to Tails got trolled or anything from tamers12345, you can make something "bad" and can make it work without direct improvement to the visuals.
coding? there is not much room for fucking around, if you have a bad foundation, I'd imagine the standard
"it's the wrong way to do things, that's funny, so that's why I do things this way" wouldn't really stand for programing.

but these guys doing programming wrong is funny.
I get more enjoyment from that than their shitty game being optimized.
 
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I do not understand how Mald can say he's some giga 1337 h4x0r mega mind programmer while he doesnt understand basic control flow
He have to say that to keep the lie running, if he were to admit he know's basics you could learn from watching pajeet tutorials, that would undermine his "God of programing" persona that he wears online, and his ego (as from interview with that dr guy) wouldnt stand it, when that guy said he can't take criticism, he litreally wen't "akchualy you are wrong".
 
Finally, code reuse. Programmers are lazy by nature, we hate doing more work than we need to. Reinventing the wheel sucks, especially when we're the one who made the wheel.
I can say, with confidence, that this is THE core of any half-decent programmer. It sucks to repeat oneself (it is boring) and especially if the repetition is a consequence of our own bad design, that is the moment a good programmer set aside a day (or week!) aside to do a refactor, where you make the code better and add no more features.
Mald doesn't.

As a side note, there is one thing that makes refactoring way easier, unit testing, which would make sure your refactor doesn't break shit, allowing you to make large changes quickly and without much fear of breaking. I bet my nuts that...
Mald doesn't.
 
"My car broke, and I don't understand why, can you explain why mr mechanic?"
"Well, your quantofarsical tripetropumps aren't generating enough cardioradiating vibrapulse, which causes the protomotors in the ignipropylene arvensis primers to not piperize."
"thanks"
Simple words, nigga. I have no idea what any of what you said means.
It's hard to make a real life comparision because software architecture is a thing in itself, but I'll try.

Imagine if you have to write a theater play. If you're a normal person, you'd be writing a structured text, and it's irrelevant where you write it, because you can take your papers anywhere. You can always read it from any page and change things on the fly.

If you're Mald, you write the entire thing on numbered sticky notes and give them to according actors right away after writing a piece of dialogue. Because of that, you have to always be in a theater, as you need to be close to these actors.

So now if you need to change/rewrite/rearrange something, you have to find and replace the exact sticky note. Obviously, you don't remember its number, because there are thousands of them.

And after quite some time (let's say, 7 years :smug:) you don't really remember what happens in the play at all, because all you have is a bunch of actors with random sticky notes. The only way to see what actually happens in it now is getting them on stage.
 
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When he says he was swatted is he just using the wellfare check to imply swatting? because these are not even remotely the same thing.
Swatting is when they break down your door with ARs drawn. Some officers showing up to your door to ask if you're ok is not swatting.

Also so much for his claim that he was unswattable, he kept saying how the local police had his information on record just in case it did happen. So I call bullshit on both claims.
 
Aaaaand on stream, says the exact same line. What a guy:

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Still sticking to the "proved to the contrary" argument? We don't believe you. We have "physical evidence" that proves otherwise.

Also, do a viewer submitted challenge then. We as Kiwis will draw them up, and you solve them Mald. How about that?

When he says he was swatted is he just using the wellfare check to imply swatting? because these are not even remotely the same thing.
Swatting is when they break down your door with ARs drawn. Some officers showing up to your door to ask if you're ok is not swatting.
Also, I believe someone did an open records request to see if a SWAT was done to his house. I did a search for the news in google for swatting and nothing returned. If it was a welfare check, that shit won't likely even be recorded in the police records. A cop isn't going to fill paper work for that.
 
This conceited cunt is just another exhibit in the "physiognomy is real" case. You can, in fact, judge a book by its cover.
Funny thing is, until the WoW roaching event, my only exposure to this guy was through this stupid cutout of his face being shared with me as an emote - didn't know who it was, honestly just thought it was a very ugly woman for a good year or two, to the point I'd refer to it as the "angry lesbian emote".
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Turns out that I was pretty much spot on in my initial assessment.
 
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Ogay, real shit. All that talk about how garbage Mald's code is made me, a complete knuckledragger who doesn't understand programming and considers it black magic, curious.
Lay it out in the most simplistic, retardproof way. Tell me how and why it's bad and how would you improve it. Provide examples. Any insight helps. I am paying in :semperfi:s.
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lemme try

when you load up an array like mald does, it gets stored in memory. you know how you have some gbs of ram, when you load the game, all that stuff gets put somewhere in your ram for future use

that's not a huge deal, but you dont have, or shouldnt have to, store things in memory youre not using. its a bad practice, but not a huge deal

the huge deal is that he puts all his entries within the array as numeric indexes. imagine you have a shopping list with ten thousand items. you also have a reason for buying those (for example large dark chocolate to make cake with)

instead of going
dark chocolate bar: make cake with

you go
0: make cake with

and then in a completely different list, where you keep your recipes, you go

next ingredient: 0

you have no fucking idea it's dark chocolate. neither does mald, so he puts comments (code used as a reminder rather than instructions for the computer). if this sounds retarded, it's because it is. remember the example above? the "dark chocolate bar: make cake with"

you can have something called a json rather than a array, which uses a alphanumeric key index

and instead of loading that json, you put it on a saved file, and reference it as needed, rather than loading things in memory you dont need

the key problem is: what if youre doing a strawberry cake instead? when you look for "to make cake with", you now have two different values, say

0: make cake with
324: make cake with

one is chocolate, the other is strawberry. the way you comment it is
0: make cake with //thjis one is chocolate
324: make cake with //thjis one is strawberry

which is colossaly fucking retarded. on a json structure, you could go

cake_chocolate: make cake with
cake_strawberry: make cake with

and just looking up cake_ gives you a more clear picture

the reason it's a key problem is that it makes debugging after a few months (or in malds case, almost a decade) an uncessarily complicated chore that can take from a couple of minutes to a few hours if you hit a blocker

those entries are, by the way, in an rpg/advnture game, every single line of dialogue the game has. every.single.one

say a character wants to make cake and they're gonna reference the cake dialogue. they then say butt gnome instead. thats when it becomes tricky to figure out which dialogue is the chocolate one, if, say, you forgot to put a comment on it, and don't remember what the dialogue is supposed to be

i bet several shekels there's dialogue in that array that maldy forgot about and will never be referenced. still gets loaded into ram tho

no need to semper fi tho, hopefully this makes more sense. i'm gonna have some cake now

EDIT: instead late me 'cos fuckin dude already thanked enough answers
 
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Guys, I'm starting to worry that a lot of these signatures are botted
Finland has over 4x the minimum amount
And the only thing you need for a Finnish signature is your name, DOB and address

In some of the smaller European countries you only need an 8 digit identification number and your name. Source: I signed.
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This number will be checked for confirmation and usually citizens older than 16 have an ID with this number. This also means that anyone can sign for their parents and grandparents and it will be legit. I don't think a mass faking is occurring, but I encourage my friends and family to sign. It annoys me that I've already seen mald ballwashers on reddit claim the petition is faked.
 
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