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I heard someone say the other day that Cavetown has transitioned into a ginger Kurtis Conner and now I can't unsee it.
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Slideshow Bill said:
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This is Zack, or known by her TikTok "zackthephoenix". She's a Christfag and an anti-war advocate who supports Palestine. Nothing unusual there, except for the part where she self immolated for Palestine near a gas station where almost no one saw her, and survived.
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I appreciate how when she burned away her flesh, she also burned away her male haircut and pooner facial fuzz, and left behind an explicitly female bone structure. Before this, I didn't realize that burn victims could be so easily sexed just based on a selfie.

cybertoaster said:
I disagree that pooners pass better than trannies, even the manliest looking ones fall apart when taking a picture right next to a real man, or a doorknob, anything that reveals their height. Seen some short twinks going tranny but so far have anyone here seen a tall girl going pooner? is like only the shortest chicks around do this. Then there's the talk, even the pooners that manage to fake a male voice betray themselves with their girly mannerisms, I seen tomboys act more manly than most pooners do.
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I've been able to clock at least half a dozen pooners irl almost immediately. Usually it's just based on pooner frog voice, because I try not to stare at people or do obvious double-takes, but on the occasions that I do get a good look, they're also pretty visually obvious based on their heights, skeletal structures, overall body proportions, and their soft facial bone structures (like the unfortunate self-burn victim above). The PCOS-pattern facial fuzz is also a good tell. Pooners aren't as obvious as troons, but only because troons are so obvious. Most pooners give at the very least a sense of something being "off," even to people who aren't in-the-know.
 
beautiful person said:
I appreciate how when she burned away her flesh, she also burned away her male haircut and pooner facial fuzz, and left behind an explicitly female bone structure. Before this, I didn't realize that burn victims could be so easily sexed just based on a selfie.
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I'm glad she did this. Before finding out this girl set herself on fire, I had no idea there was a war between Israel and Palestine. Now that I'm aware of that fact, I don't care in the slightest. Thanks anyway, Fallout ghoul.
 
Saw a pooner clerk at the discount store, dyejob-and-multiple piercings subspecies.

Her nametag said "Arsyn," and the coworker thanking her for opening a lane pronounced it like the felony.
 
beautiful person said:
I've been able to clock at least half a dozen pooners irl almost immediately.
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TBH, I've been surprised at how much I subconsciously clock sex and don't even think about it. I saw a Pooner once from behind and didn't realise she was one until she turned around and saw the unnaturally flat chest and pube beard. I just thought she was a butch lesbian from behind (well, she probably was).
 
Aunt Carol said:
Saw a pooner clerk at the discount store, dyejob-and-multiple piercings subspecies.

Her nametag said "Arsyn," and the coworker thanking her for opening a lane pronounced it like the felony.
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Did you know that the majority of pyromaniacs are schizophrenic? I reckon it's the same for pooners.
 
lil pooner says she’s going to go full columbine shooter if she hears anyone talk about female bodily functions.

Sounds like a terroristic threat if you ask me
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So, breaking news...one of my cousins is pooning-out in her early-40s. I am not sure how far she plans on going as I have not seen her in years as she lives on the opposite end of the country, but she was always one of those "look at me being quirky and intentionally-abrasive" types i.e. the classic "not-like-other-girls". She has started HRT but I am not sure if she is also going to get herself hacked up in the near future as well.

When I heard about her turning to the poon-side I was like "Oh, of COURSE she is" as that is the in thing now for girls and women to establish their token "nonconformity". I could not stop laughing my ass off for nearly five minutes straight and my father could not figure out what was so funny after he told me.
 
HG Wells said:
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I don't think that was a pooner, Fren. That sounds more like a frustrated troon.

Troons and pooners should take heart though! That "biological printed technology" is just around the corner! Just feed meat pellets into one end and the machine will print you up a perfect dick or vag in no time.
 
HG Wells said:
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What the fuck is she talking about?
Hepativore said:
she was always one of those "look at me being quirky and intentionally-abrasive" types i.e. the classic "not-like-other-girls".
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Was she hot tho? like 20 years ago I mean.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
This one is just sad

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Idk I think it’s pretty fucking funny actually! A little crochet doll, are you fucking kidding me? So fucking masc bro 😂 Imagine any man’s reaction if they came out of surgery and got handed this. Personally I would be baffled if not a little offended to be treated like a child like this. Pretty sure I stopped taking a toy from the dentist when I was like 12 lol

I’ll hand it to the titty-butcher tho, he clearly understands his clientele, they are women-children who will squeal happily at this and then flounce off to Reddit to harvest pooner updoots
 
Slideshow Bill said:
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This is Zack, or known by her TikTok "zackthephoenix". She's a Christfag and an anti-war advocate who supports Palestine. Nothing unusual there, except for the part where she self immolated for Palestine near a gas station where almost no one saw her, and survived.
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Oh my Athena/Minerva/Odin/Mimir/Apollo,Saraswati/Thoth/Jesus and all other gods of wisdom, that was not a good thing to do, lil' dood! Despite the poonerism, she looked like a fairly reasonable person in the images, before transitioning to Fallout ghoul. I think, "I shouldn't have set myself on fire because fire doesn't solve anything," is the understatement of the year. I hope you're happy now that you've managed to wreck your health (more) and guarantee that you'll be clocked as female every time you talk. Granted, given that you decided to go full-on To The Pain, you'll be lucky if you get that far and don't just get avoided or hear "dear God what is that thing," being uttered under the breath of everyone you pass by.
Hepativore said:
The worst part is what the effect of taking HRT has on the developing fetus. The resulting baby is more than likely going to be a deformed potato.
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HG Wells said:
lil pooner says she’s going to go full columbine shooter if she hears anyone talk about female bodily functions.

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I have no clue what the response means, but Sad_Explorer6330 needs some actual (not poonism) treatment if she's so dysphoric she's willing to commit mass murder... and has threatened it four times!

Cnaiur urs Skiotha your dentist gave you toys?!? Why didn't I get toys? You've ruined my childhood worse than climate change.
 
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