DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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You FORGOT THE PICKLES!
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detractor status = owned, it looks like piggy was telling the truth and the Sanic in his town is actually closed:
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I somehow doubt the fucking thing is listed as still being open on Google Maps or anything so he literally has no clue about what is even 6 miles away from him
 
Eekum Bokum said:
How is he still playing Blue Prince? WHY is he still playing Blue Prince?
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Because there are literally two random people who enjoy the game and have been making sure he hits the goal when he's playing it. He gives zero fucks about the fact that he's punishing 99% of his viewer base with mind-numbingly boring slop content in the process.
 
Is he playing the remake of THPS 3+4? I still vividly remember him playing THPS 1+2 in 2020 without music as of course he had to turn off the legendary soundtrack for these extra few cents of ad revenue.
 
Benchod said:
6 miles is 5-10 minutes away. Is the traffic that bad over there or is he just lying as usual? I'm betting on the latter.
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Google Maps shows a ~20 minute drive to the Kent location and there's a couple areas of red traffic. Phil will also take the one road that's not the highway, so it would probably be an hour overall.

Also, this increases my belief that Katherine neither works or drives anymore. It's not a long drive from where we assume she's supposed to work now.
 
In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.
 
Gatdam Animal Person said:
In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.
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The location 6 miles away doesn't exist anymore. It was closed due to licensing issues.
 
Gatdam Animal Person said:
In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.
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You’re missing one thing.

You are not Phil.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Google Maps shows a ~20 minute drive to the Kent location and there's a couple areas of red traffic. Phil will also take the one road that's not the highway, so it would probably be an hour overall.

Also, this increases my belief that Katherine neither works or drives anymore. It's not a long drive from where we assume she's supposed to work now.
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she's probably too fat to fit in a car by now
 
Gatdam Animal Person said:
In commiemeters, 6 miles goes to around 10 kilometers. Assuming the speed limits are at 40 km/h (or around 25 miles/h), It would take around 40 minutes total for getting the food. 15 minutes in, 10 minutes for the order, then 15 minutes back. I've taken 45 minutes going out of my way to try out a poutine restaurant, and that was one single way. I doubt he cannot drive 10 kilofuckinmeters unless he doesn't even have access to a vehicle of sort.
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He literally takes that time during his shitty marathons. If he hits the goal today he can skip the pahdcast tomorrow, end the gameplay early, get the food, do the Slopping with da goy and fuck off. But of course. He has the foresight of a worm.
 
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