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I want a companion I can also fuck. I get lonely sometimes.
So it's more of a self-centered desire. That's fine, we all have needs. But a relationship is a two-player game, so it's not about adding a person to your life to satisfy your needs. That's an object, or a pet.
I would suggest turning things around, rather than wondering how you can keep a boyfriend, ask yourself how you can stay his girlfriend.
What does a man get from staying in a relationship with you?
 
You are the last person who should be carrying a firearm. You hopefully probably won't pass the background check.
You are probably right but if the schizo brainlet rednecks I've worked with get to carry then fuck you I'm going to try anyway. It's worth noting that even when I get fucking furious, actual violence never even comes on the table as an option and I make it a point to remove myself from the situation when possible. What do I do when the peaceful protesters decide to express their frustration at the system on my personal property that just so happens to be in the way.? Crossbow?
 
>completely ignoring the fact you're incapable of feeling love and only see a bf as a personal living sex doll
Why would that get in the way of having a relationship? As long as he doesn’t know that’s how you view him, most guys will just think you’re a bit weird, if they notice at all since guys tend to take things at face value.
 
Why would that get in the way of having a relationship? As long as he doesn’t know that’s how you view him, most guys will just think you’re a bit weird, if they notice at all since guys tend to take things at face value.
Guys can tell if the feelings aren't mutual. If he sticks around it's either because he's hoping things will change or he has a lover.
 
You are the last person who should be carrying a firearm. You hopefully probably won't pass the background check.
This is the last person who should have a gun or a girlfriend, but certainly not both at once. I kinda feel bad for him because he can't help it, but yeah, that's a huge nope.
 
What do I do when the peaceful protesters decide to express their frustration at the system on my personal property that just so happens to be in the way.? Crossbow?
May I suggest building a laser powerful enough to melt their eyeballs out of their sockets? If I were a felon it's what I'd do.
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I have a hot body, is employed and relatively financially stable, also he gets my companionship.
Ok, hot body is good, but eventually your tits will sag, and your belly will flab. But, hot young bodies will always be out there.
Employment and financial status are not top-of-mind for most men, but they're definitely a major plus in today's economy for something long-term.
Now, let's get to the meat of the topic: what do you mean by companionship? What does that look like from his perspective? And what is it about your companionship that he can't find elsewhere?
How to clear depression that's resistant to my normal methods? Already tried fighting, hooking up with strangers, lifting weights more, etc. Kind of at a loss here
Meds work, unless you have a reason not to take them, I would suggest looking at that.
 
I have a hot body, is employed and relatively financially stable, also he gets my companionship.
Can you cook? That's a big one if so. A lot of men never learned to make good food at home.

@Dawdler, the MATI sticker is for when someone is mad, not when someone accidentally makes you mad. I didn't say you couldn't cook, I said a lot of men can't, which is both true and a helpful thing to remember if you want to attract one.
 
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Can you cook? That's a big one if so. A lot of men never learned to make good food at home.
I can cook but it look like dog food despite my best efforts
Now, let's get to the meat of the topic: what do you mean by companionship? What does that look like from his perspective? And what is it about your companionship that he can't find elsewhere?
What is this? A job interview? I think just hang out together so neither of us will be lonely
 
What is this? A job interview? I think just hang out together so neither of us will be lonely
Are you sure you’re actually schizoid? It was my understanding one of the criteria was indifference to loneliness.
Guys can tell if the feelings aren't mutual. If he sticks around it's either because he's hoping things will change or he has a lover.
Well, maybe, but I’m pretty sure my guy doesn’t have a mistress (he’s a bad liar), and if he’s hoping I’ll change he’s going to be disappointed. If I can maintain a relationship despite a clinical inability to form emotional attachment/connection, why shouldn’t April (apart from the insane anime masks)?
 
I can cook but it look like dog food despite my best efforts
Men don't care how it looks, they care how it tastes. If it tastes good and has variety, you're good. If you want a cheat code for making your food look better on the plate, though, the answer is always fresh herbs. Pasta alla vodka with fresh parsley. Red beans and rice with green onion garnish. Throw some chives on your roast potatoes. It's applicable to almost any savory dish if you experiment and learn which herbs pair best with which flavors.
 
Are you sure you’re actually schizoid? It was my understanding one of the criteria was indifference to loneliness.
I'm a diagnosed schizophrenic and I take meds for it. I'm not a schizoid. That's a personality disorder
Men don't care how it looks, they care how it tastes. If it tastes good and has variety, you're good. If you want a cheat code for making your food look better on the plate, though, the answer is always fresh herbs. Pasta alla vodka with fresh parsley. Red beans and rice with green onion garnish. Throw some chives on your roast potatoes. It's applicable to almost any savory dish if you experiment and learn which herbs pair best with which flavors.
Okay, I'll chop some green onions when I make dinner tonight
 
Kinda off topic, but I was browsing the Ick List thread and had some thoughts about guys who don't like cats, and not being an illiterate mongoloid, I'm going to post them here. Imagine being a guy and seeing a housecat, nature's perfect killing machine that totally fucks up ecosystems that aren't ready for them and absolutely oozes contentment and confidence, and not thinking "That's fucking rad, I need one as a pet". VERY homosexual.
 
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