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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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In spite of everything, Jim made a point to tell Jack he loved him before logging off. He said it first, actually.
I have a family member who drives me crazy and has my entire life. If I found out that family member was subjecting himself to internet ridicule, I’d be horrified and deeply saddened. Jim has empathy and genuinely loves his brother. He’s the normal one here.
 
Introducing the Taco Bell exclusive "JACK ATTACK MEAL DEAL".... or was it "JACK ATTACKED MEAL DEAL" as the photo states. The world may never know. View attachment 7554679View attachment 7554672

$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.
Does he honestly think he has the juice and the following to make this a thing?

Also that's not carnivore.

Jim asked Jack why he thinks the chat is sometimes not nice to him. Jack said it's because people resent him for his "opinions,"
No it's because he's a literal retard and his opinions have all been spoon fed to him by Chawls.

I mean c'mon this faggot thinks we never went to the Moon and sugar causes cancer.
 
Carolyn's Facebook is mostly AI slop and generic conservative memes, though a couple made me laugh.

She follows a page called "Sexy American Models" which posts about Donald Trump for some reason:

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She really likes these pages with nonsense names like "Cow Obsessed" that just post bad AI-generated memes.

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Carolyn having a normal one:

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She really likes these pages with nonsense names like "Cow Obsessed" that just post bad AI-generated memes.

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Why is Donald Duck's torso lying on a counter top, why is there a star standing up on the counter and why is there an icicle shaped like a W by Donald's open mouth?

I have a family member who drives me crazy and has my entire life. If I found out that family member was subjecting himself to internet ridicule, I’d be horrified and deeply saddened. Jim has empathy and genuinely loves his brother. He’s the normal one here.
Jim seems like a good dude.
 
Yeah, Jim is willing to show up I think mainly due to wanting closure, since he's seeing Jack in the same light as when Mama Scalfani was on death's door and having to be wheeled everywhere. He probably even knows on some level that he'll never even confess or admit to these wrongs, but he at least wants him to die with at least somewhat clear eyes and the knowledge of what life was actually like for him.

Also this completely frames Jack using Jim to get his products in store in an even WORSE light, since this was likely Jim trying to reforge some form of olive branch and bond with a family that hated him.

It's tragic honestly.
Introducing the Taco Bell exclusive "JACK ATTACK MEAL DEAL".... or was it "JACK ATTACKED MEAL DEAL" as the photo states. The world may never know. View attachment 7554679View attachment 7554672

$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.
In fairness, the grilled cheese burrito is very filling and pretty tasty due to being a gigantic fatbomb with carbs and proteins in it; I tend to get it if I go to Taco Bell due to that. Although yeah, I imagine he'd get rid of the yucky rice and then get angy when it's not as full as the pictures say it should be because he got rid of said filler.

And I personally think he'd get the full sugared Baja blast and just straight up lie about it.
 
Jim seems like a good dude.

*Seems* being the key word. He's still a Scalfani, and I'm yet to regret having judged a book by its nipples. Though he's certainly the closest thing to a decent human being to emerge from that cesspool, we're also seeing Jim on his best behavior; and not what he knows he regresses to when he feels bullied (hence why he repeatedly draws the line at permitting Jack to bring Chawl on to ruin his candy-striping excursions).

Oh - And the Jehova's Witnesses background is something previously known. It just rarely comes up due to how long Jack's been faking being a Bible Belt mongoloid. Though some may disagree, it's been my observation that JWs are encouraged to performatively condemn everyone else due to competing for that spot amongst the 144,000 the heavenly fire marshall allows in to chow down on buddur stake. Jack acts exactly as one would expect from someone who left the Witnesses for hedonism, but took their defining sanctimony with them. Because that sect's culture encourages people to publicly trifle and meddle for the sake of scoring points with Heaven's bouncer, it produces a fair number of cows managing to cross that threshold of making it onto the broader public's radar (or at least more than, say, Mormonism or the individual Mennonite communities). You'll find busybodies and pearl clutchers in any popular ideology - But the Witnesses are an especially dysgenic breed.
 
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I have a family member who drives me crazy and has my entire life. If I found out that family member was subjecting himself to internet ridicule, I’d be horrified and deeply saddened. Jim has empathy and genuinely loves his brother. He’s the normal one here.
Agreed. To clarify, I don't think it's weird that Jim still loves Jack or that he's mortified at the fact he basically tortures himself with every chat message he reads. It's more that I'm surprised or impressed by Jim's willingness to be "nice" to Jack -- to do the little things we typically reserve for people we like too. He went off in the last 20 minutes, but generally he gives Jack a ton more grace and patience than your average decent person would give someone who hurt them so much.
 
it's been my observation that JWs are encouraged to performatively condemn everyone else due to competing for that spot amongst the 144,000 the heavenly fire marshall allows in to chow down on buddur stake.
They're absolutely sanctimonious and consider themselves superior to all other doomed souls on Earth but it has nothing to do with their idea of a built-in Biblical limit for heaven but more that they think they'll simply be a tiny surviving minority on earth after Armageddon. They're absolutely fitting Jack's ingrained opinion that he's better than anyone else.
 
Introducing the Taco Bell exclusive "JACK ATTACK MEAL DEAL".... or was it "JACK ATTACKED MEAL DEAL" as the photo states. The world may never know. View attachment 7554679View attachment 7554672

$20 says fatass ordered this yesterday.


Removed rice because Jack thinks it is “filler” despite Taco Bell MEAT being 80% filler.

Removing fiesta strips is beyond terrible though. wtf. Fiesta strips are what bring me back to Taco Bell.
 
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Why is Donald Duck's torso lying on a counter top, why is there a star standing up on the counter and why is there an icicle shaped like a W by Donald's open mouth?
Important to note Jack can work a tablet but can't work a broom, mop or (do) dishes because he killed one of his arms through gluttony and sloth.
 
It's more that I'm surprised or impressed by Jim's willingness to be "nice" to Jack -- to do the little things we typically reserve for people we like too. He went off in the last 20 minutes, but generally he gives Jack a ton more grace and patience than your average decent person would give someone who hurt them so much.
One day when the Jack in my family was driving me crazy, I texted a friend to vent. He replied: “One day soon you will miss all this bullshit.” I suspect Jim is very clear that he wants to keep his side of the street clean no matter how mucky his brothers are happy to keep theirs. He’s a great example of how to be a mature adult.
 
Something mildly funny I noticed while rewatching the SLOPPY JOE BURRITO video:

jack grabs the whole plate of shreddy cheez so he can add it to the pot.. except he forgets he can't use his other hand to scrape/guide the cheese... so then it cross fades to him grabbing individual handfuls of cheese while the plate rests on the stovetop LOL...

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literal retards...
 
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Why is Donald Duck's torso lying on a counter top, why is there a star standing up on the counter and why is there an icicle shaped like a W by Donald's open mouth?
Because IF YOU CAN WORK A TABLET, PHONE OR GAME... YOU CAN WORK A BROOM, MOP AND DISHES [OBJ] [OBJ]
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Jack malds about NYC
He’s about five years too late with his mourning.

Is it wrong that I am imagining Jack getting condescending with the wrong Xitter user and getting a free knuckle sandwich delivery? His opsec is nonexistent and any of these “let’s punch Nazis” freaks would easily spot Jack as an easy and satisfying target. (No, he’s not a Nazi, but neither are most of the people to whom they affix that label.)
 
Agreed. To clarify, I don't think it's weird that Jim still loves Jack or that he's mortified at the fact he basically tortures himself with every chat message he reads. It's more that I'm surprised or impressed by Jim's willingness to be "nice" to Jack -- to do the little things we typically reserve for people we like too. He went off in the last 20 minutes, but generally he gives Jack a ton more grace and patience than your average decent person would give someone who hurt them so much.
It just shows that Jim is a better person than Fatty or Chawls.

It's actually apparently 88% meat but the other 12% is soy and some witches' brew of chemicals.
Actually according to Taco Bell, when this whole thing came out, they claimed it was 100% beef but they added spices and stuff that made it taste good or some bullshit. But honestly there's much better places to go than Taco Bell to get your TexMex fix. I literally can't remember the last time I went to one.

Malding about youtube
It's because he feels he's more important than others and deserves to get more views. I'm feeling some schadenfreude because of this.

Pissed when he got called a boomer
Boomer isn't just a age range, it's a state of mind. And Fatty has 100% a Boomer mindset in terms of what he feels he's owed and 0% of the Boomer mindset to go out and keep on working.
 
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