💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
woodedbag said:
I feel like if you're married with five kids and find yourself over at Aaron Imholte's basement posing nude for him just off camera while he live streams "The Steel Toe Morning Show" you should lose all rights to the image
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Kayla is a whore with no self respect that publicly posted nudes of herself multiple times before the Aaron incident, even commenting that she enjoyed showing off

This is 100% Nick coercing her to testify in order to get revenge on Aaron, and, based on local rumors, he's not coercing her in a kind way (have to get those actual tears flowing)
 
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I can only assume this is Nick wanting to have gay sex with Melton

We're approaching cop at denny's level mental state, tomorrow is going to be incredible
 
If we assume whatever Nicks scheme for Aaron is succeeds, I wonder what his next move will be when he realizes it hasn’t fixed his problems or filled the emptiness in his soul
 
MarukuNaru said:
If we assume whatever Nicks scheme for Aaron is succeeds, I wonder what his next move will be when he realizes it hasn’t fixed his problems or filled the emptiness in his soul
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Assuming he gets his toe shaped ex boyfriend packed away for a few months max (already fairly unlikely) I think he moves on to trying to find a way to up his drug intake without breaking his parole. The false confidence extracting 3-5 KNUs from Aaron will launch Nick into even more reckless coke connects.
 
MarukuNaru said:
If we assume whatever Nicks scheme for Aaron is succeeds, I wonder what his next move will be when he realizes it hasn’t fixed his problems or filled the emptiness in his soul
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He'll try to fill it by seething at someone else

Kurt, Sean, Josh, Mama K, Keanu, Ashton, Andy

He has a lot of people to rage at, plus he'd feel emboldened by stalking Aaron and spamming the courthouse working
 
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MarukuNaru said:
If we assume whatever Nicks scheme for Aaron is succeeds, I wonder what his next move will be when he realizes it hasn’t fixed his problems or filled the emptiness in his soul
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He's already said, he's going to do lawfare.

Maybe it's just pointless tough guy acting, but I think he truly is retarded enough to think he can pull it off. And it will be very entertaining for all of us.
 
AltisticRight said:
>Histrionic
Did this nitrous huffing queer learn another funny word to use? From myopic, specter, comeuppance, and now this?
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He learned about the word during the Depp v Heard trial, during the testimony of the psychiatrist/psychologist that Depp used who interviewed Heard (who had almost every single "symptom" of PTSD which is basically impossible unless you're lying, which she was, obviously): she mentioned Heard had histrionic tendencies.

After Nick heard the word, he looked up its meaning and then repeatedly referred to Ralph as histrionic.

No, I'm not making this up.
 
Nick belives that using fancy words makes him look really smart, just like his "magical lawyer words" that he used for years, just like him being vauge and implying, he belives he's 500iq player.
 
Maraschino said:
He learned about the word during the Depp v Heard trial, during the testimony of the psychiatrist/psychologist that Depp used who interviewed Heard (who had almost every single "symptom" of PTSD which is basically impossible unless you're lying, which she was, obviously): she mentioned Heard had histrionic tendencies.

After Nick heard the word, he looked up its meaning and then repeatedly referred to Ralph as histrionic.

No, I'm not making this up.
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Nick "Creative Writing Major" Cokeita, is like a kid at Christmas when he discovers a new word, for him.

I've got some new words for you Nick. Your paroxysms are becoming quotidian. Please use these in your seethe posts on xitter, stupid faggot.
 
Here's a social cue for the disgraced former lawyer, since he apparently can't read them:

When you spend all day seething about your former friends (who all left you), and the only friends you have left are Internet pedophiles, this is a sign that you should kill yourself.
 
Lurking9e9 said:
He wants his law license back, so he can sue Aaron pro bono representing Kayla.
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This implies that Nick's too cash poor to actually file with a new lawyer. I like that he wants his law licence back not to help provide for his family, but to more effectively file bunk lawsuits against his enemies
Maraschino said:
He learned about the word during the Depp v Heard trial, during the testimony of the psychiatrist/psychologist that Depp used who interviewed Heard (who had almost every single "symptom" of PTSD which is basically impossible unless you're lying, which she was, obviously): she mentioned Heard had histrionic tendencies.

After Nick heard the word, he looked up its meaning and then repeatedly referred to Ralph as histrionic.

No, I'm not making this up.
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Nick's literally a Peter Griffin level retard
 
Vibralldo said:
based on local rumors
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I like that we have “local rumors” and “sources close to the Rekietas” and “interesting new matters of public record” like it’s fucking Watergate or something. Deep Throat wouldn’t get a look in.

Vibralldo said:
This implies that Nick's too cash poor to actually file with a new lawyer
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Tfw myopia of poverty.
 
Oxyjen said:
I like that we have “local rumors” and “sources close to the Rekietas” and “interesting new matters of public record” like it’s fucking Watergate or something. Deep Throat wouldn’t get a look in.
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The only deep throats in Kandy Yoshi county have all had sex with Aaron (April, Kayla, Nick)
 
Aaron with a very special message for ol' Balldoman this morning on STMS:
Bless the clippers

Aaron has not interest in barring Melton from court- he think's it's a bad look overall- don't interrupt people while they're making mistakes.
Aaron's attorney has told Aaron he has nothing to sweat.
Aaron is ready to put it behind him.
Aaron again repeats that if his so-called violation was serious, he would have been hauled in.
 
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Tomorrow everything changes. The TOE gets cut off. He is going to GAOL. This is only the beginning. Once Nick is triumphant over the GOO EATER, every hater shall tremble at what's to come. I hope you guys have an attorney in the family or one on retainer, you're going to need it!
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