💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
You think these people would do literally any research before showing up to some has been's stream.

What is there even to talk about when Nick is out of the loop and gets no views?

It doesnt progress the grift. I'm sure it'll be lame, but at least he might get visibly frustrated with Nick like the ethots do.
 
Gorton Colu said:
Nick is content to Melton. Melton is a "friend" for Nick.

It is obvious that Nick has few if any real life friends and now he has few on the internet. Melton is as good as Nick is going to get.
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The fact that Minnesota cps is so insanely negligent when it comes to rekieta really boggles the mind. I think all five of them could turn up dead and kandy yoshi county would be like oh gosh, maybe this was a bad place for children to be after all! Oh well! Who cares!
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Turtleboy/ Aidan Kearney just stated he is going on Rekieta on Thursday. Turtleboy is the citizen journalist who basically brought attention to the Karen Read case. Honestly, why she is free.

I don’t think he’s stupid, but he’s from Boston and likely to call Nick a fucking retard. It’s going to be like the other fucking interviews where Rekieta makes it about himself.
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First of all, I respect what he did with Karen, and I respect him for at least trying to be an actual local journalist. But… I know a little bit about TB’s backstory, and he has had problems with wacky chicks trying to fuck with him big time.

(Usually either because he pulled a pump n’ dump or they tried to steal donos/attention or try an internet slap fight.)

So while I’m hoping for TB to tell Nick to STFU and not be a weirdo, there’s a chance that it’ll derail into a mutual hate fest about the women who scorned them. Just FYI.

Hopefully we will get a Rittenhouse style “WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Interview.
 
DiabeticSydePhil said:
You think these people would do literally any research before showing up to some has been's stream.

What is there even to talk about when Nick is out of the loop and gets no views?

It doesnt progress the grift. I'm sure it'll be lame, but at least he might get visibly frustrated with Nick like the ethots do.
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His chat was telling him that Rekieta was a meth head with a few Wine moms saying that Nick is recovered.

Turtleboy himself said and I quote “Nick is a legend in Lawtube and I don’t go for that Cancel Culture shit.”
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
His chat was telling him that Rekieta was a meth head with a few Wine moms saying that Nick is recovered.

Turtleboy himself said and I quote “Nick is a legend in Lawtube and I don’t go for that Cancel Culture shit.”
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So he's a retard. Yeah, checks out for Nick's assosciates.

Dude's gonna have a Jew at Keanu moment of 'oh wait, they arent pretending' good luck to him.
 
Melty Butter said:
For those who care:
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"Destroy them all."

That's not the point, you sad, pathetic lost soul.
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This wish of Nick’s is so pathetic that I can’t accurately judge if he’s ever let his cow flag fly so blatantly. He’s done much worse, but wishing for an other worldly entity, one worthy of prayer, to destroy Aaron Pugilist Imholte, is so blatantly cringe. He’s pulling out all the stops.

This must be what it looks like when the desire to scare or otherwise harm a perceived enemy blinds someone to their own cringe. It’s just another thing Nick will never be able to live down. There’s no room for laughing it away because he’s clearly got no sense of humor when it comes to his bruised ego. Just like he’ll never ever be able to shake the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for cocaine at over 10X the detection level.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Turtleboy/ Aidan Kearney just stated he is going on Rekieta on Thursday. Turtleboy is the citizen journalist who basically brought attention to the Karen Read case. Honestly, why she is free.

I don’t think he’s stupid, but he’s from Boston and likely to call Nick a fucking retard. It’s going to be like the other fucking interviews where Rekieta makes it about himself.
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Gawd… why is he wasting his time with Rackets?
 
I'd like to imagine Nick interviewing Turtle Boy will go something like this, but I'm sure his janies will be sweeping extra hard.

Nick: they tried to cancel me like Johnny Depp. I'm just a laid-back small town Minnesota lawyer who loves his wife and kids. Sure I get up to some tomfoolery once in a while, but who hasn't?

Turtle Boy: what is this thing I keep seeing about a Baldo? It keeps getting spammed in chat. What the fuck is child dosing about?

Nick: Oh it's nothing just wacky internet people, now let's talk about how Karen Read was railroaded just like I was. Did I tell you how I read in the Bible God is going to strike down my enemies, because I'm a good boy who did nothing wrong.
 
Potentially Cat Mom said:
I can’t get archive to work, but I wasn’t anymore impressed with this video Nick posted than I was with Gabe’s expose. Like how does this prove that Aaron doesnt know what is coming on Wednesday? 🙄https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1937355092224602565?s=46&t=4940RM1v2jZgo2Ky9EXN5g
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Here you go friend

The video is from some random no name bald YouTuber in his 50s. It's an hour long and it's unwatchable because the guy making it sounds like he's about to fall asleep.
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These are Nick's allies now.

He claims to be a paralegal, but he literally sounds slow:
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Shark_ Sapiens_0001 said:
I'd like to imagine Nick interviewing Turtle Boy will go something like this, but I'm sure his janies will be sweeping extra hard.

Nick: they tried to cancel me like Johnny Depp. I'm just a laid-back small town Minnesota lawyer who loves his wife and kids. Sure I get up to some tomfoolery once in a while, but who hasn't?

Turtle Boy: what is this thing I keep seeing about a Baldo? It keeps getting spammed in chat. What the fuck is child dosing about?

Nick: Oh it's nothing just wacky internet people, now let's talk about how Karen Read was railroaded just like I was. Did I tell you how I read in the Bible God is going to strike down my enemies, because I'm a good boy who did nothing wrong.
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There are three possibilities for the Turtleboy stream:

1. Nick is late to it and Turtleboy fucks off

2. Nick is angry after Aaron gets another win and seethes during the interview

3. Nick is overconfident after getting a win on the toe (fucking nothing) and relapses. He goes on and annoys Turtleboy.

No matter what he won’t prep for the show and will end up looking like a retard. I expect Sean or Aaron to possibly snipe it as it is khantent.

@Null possible milk. I expect you, the site, and possibly Hardin to get shit talked. Content for the Pizzaday Rekieta segment.
 
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