💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
  • Total voters
    705
Sneed Force One said:
He'll just send a process server to his house. Its pretty unavoidable unless Aaron skips town without his kids.
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Thing is, Rekieta or even his mommy don't have infinity money. Sure they have a lot of money compared to some or most people but not infinity money. And Rekieta really wastes cash. Including on law suits. And the law suits themselves always have one or more wild card elements from what I have seen, in the sense of unforeseen terrible consequences for Rekieta.
 
How is it even possible Aaron Imholte hasn't gotten a restraining order, yet? I ask while realizing its content > everything in the Imholte residence. God bless these two faggots in the war to come 🙏
 
woodedbag said:
How is it even possible Aaron Imholte hasn't gotten a restraining order, yet? I ask while realizing its content > everything in the Imholte residence. God bless these two faggots in the war to come 🙏
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Aaron will say its because he's a public figure, which is a retarded justification to not have to turn the gravy train off.

It would obviously be healthiest for both of them to stop talking about each other, but neither really wants to. Aaron because its Content and Nick because he's a weirdo narc bastard.
 
LiquidKid said:
Here’s what I’m a little iffy on.
If Nick’s plan is to file a civil suit, wouldn’t he need to formally serve the papers? Couldn’t Aaron just have security to keep anyone from Nick’s side away from him, and thus prevent any serving?
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The court sends them, nobody from Nick or whatever lawyer he's hiring.
 
woodedbag said:
How is it even possible Aaron Imholte hasn't gotten a restraining order, yet? I ask while realizing its content > everything in the Imholte residence. God bless these two faggots in the war to come 🙏
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Restraining orders are somewhat difficult to get even with valid harassment claims
 
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Intrusive Thinker said:
Thats right - I am talking about... Dan Sletta.
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Love this. Can we manifest it?

I'm also loving today's fanfic ITT that Judge Jennifer Fischer has filed an ethics complaint.

NEITHER are outside of the realm of realistic possibility. That's how utterly absurd Rekieta has become.

(As for the ethics complaint, it seems to be associated with the nanny if one traces the bread crumbs from @RaptInPlastic. Fascinating, but I doubt it has much to do with Aaron's sentencing on Wednesday unless I'm missing something.)
 
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DiabeticSydePhil said:
Aaron will say its because he's a public figure, which is a retarded justification to not have to turn the gravy train off.

It would obviously be healthiest for both of them to stop talking about each other, but neither really wants to. Aaron because its Content and Nick because he's a weirdo narc bastard.
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What i don't understand is why they havent just gotten on a podcast together and let the cards fall where they may for my entertainment. Its not like either of them has much to lose.
 
woodedbag said:
What i don't understand is why they havent just gotten on a podcast together and let the cards fall where they may for my entertainment. Its not like either of them has much to lose.
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I wouldn't put it past Nick to confess his undying love to Aaron and in the next breath promise to kill him.

I wouldn't want to deal with that personally.
 
I eagerly await Jesse PS's evisceration of a fat greasy pedophile on Podawful tonight. Pretty sure Jesse despises Nick and MAPton.
I'm sorry but someone who writes, and performs a song about young children raping each other is a sick fuck.
There's no Lolz "but it's just comedy" defense to something like that. Melton still keeps The Matador song up on Soundcloud under his alt name Wilbur. He refuses to disavow it.
 
I hope some crazy STMS fan that Aaron was nice to once shows up and shoots Melton right in his giant head.
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Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
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Obese pedophile comedian Patrick Melton is now en route to Minnesota, being invited by Nick to make content out of Nick's whore wife's revenge porn case, something so traumatic she will apparently be breaking down crying.

The only reason I can imagine that Nick made Mama K and TikiBarman into blood enemies for also attending his trial is they made the mistake of not being a danger to Nick's kids, something Melton and Nick have something in common (though for different reasons)

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Nick responds to the obvious incongruence the only way he knows how:

Being gay and flirting with Melton
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AnOminous said:
Even a demon-possessed child-abusing cuck who worships the Devil and blasphemes Jesus can quote Scripture.
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I'm not a religious man, but google says that it's a quote from King David, because of course it is

I'm sure that God is helping Nick get back at Aaron for the crime of being honest about what Nick was up to and sharing a photo he took that Nick's whore wife posed for, someone that's shared multiple nudes and mentioned how sue loves showing off, with 1 person

Nick's definitely stable and not spiraling rapidly into madness
 
Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
It’s giving Marshall Casterson. Nick truly is every cow.
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Imprecatory prayers are basically sorcery with the added insult to God of claiming you can invoke God to smite your enemies.

They have a tendency to backfire, as one Marshall Casterson and his entire family found to their chagrin.
 
Vibralldo said:
Nick's quoting Bible verses about God striking down his enemies
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Nick is quoting a Psalm about humility and selfless service to God as if it’s about him. His utter ignorance is astounding and seemingly bottomless.

I grabbed my book of Psalms that has great commentaries on exactly what each one is about. Nick has no clue.

(Tzaddik means righteous person.)

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Nick Rekieta isn’t fit to lick King David’s sandals clean. (And Nick the cuck would probably get off on doing so.)
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I grabbed my book of Psalms that has great commentaries on exactly what each one is about. Nick has no clue.
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So he's basically like Jules in Pulp Fiction, citing a scriptural verse that doesn't mean anything close to what he says just because it sounds menacing.

Now, if I wanted to sound like a menacing lunatic I'd be quoting the KJV Book of Revelation because every other verse in that sounds like an irl schizopost Rorschach would yell at you before dunking your head in a deep fryer.
 
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