💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Marcuseh said:
MATI Archive on YouTube got deleted again... Is there a way to plug the Kick, Rumble or VK streams into NewPipe?

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Maybe there should just be a google drive. YouTube videos link to the specific video on the drive. I remember there was a time when YT was slapping hard on metokur archivists like this and this was one persons solution. I’m not as concerned about them being accessible as I am them being permanently archived and clearly labeled in order.

Maybe null should start his streams off with a captains log, stardate (insert date here)
 
Fester Chavez said:
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Had this happen to me around 4:10:00 of the stream while the No Kings protest was briefly being discussed.

Is a suspicious recurrence of coincidences a sign or is that the leading edge of a schizo freak-out?
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They're called syncronicities rather than coincidences, and they're supposed to be a path to getting what you want, if you were a wizard or read The Secret or something. Could've had a real winning lottery ticket today but you dropped the ball. Better luck next time, stalker child!
 
needle scratch.webp
 
Hentai-Semitism said:
I have a weak throat and I can't speak loudly for more than a few minutes without losing my voice. Screaming at concerts is out of the question. Is there something I can do to mitigate that? I read somewhere that pectin works well, but I'm having trouble finding something similar to [see: attachment] where I live.


When I click "preview channel", it just reloads the page (in FF and Chromium). Is it a setting you can change? I don't use Telegram and I'm not sure how the previews work.
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So it sounds like you probably need to be referred or to look up vocal physiotherapy. I’ve only came across this a couple of times so imma a bit unsure. You may need to get a throat endoscopic exam just to see what’s going on. And also depending on how long it’s being going on for
 
Boss, since it's June you should do a segment on the female (male) profiles on dating apps. It was a funny bit in previous MATI episodes.
 
Dire Dire Cocks said:
Oh no…. don’t tell me… not… RAPE JOKES! How horrible.
How is this any worse than something like The Boondocks depicting Chris Hansen (real person) being anally raped by Fleece Johnson (real rapist)?
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It's okay in the Boondocks because even though it's explicitly Chris Hansen, Fleece calls him "Chris Handsome".
 
I pray that the shotgun is racked once a stream like the monster bit, truly a staple.
It is also a good alternative to proving your humanity to saying Nigger, because computers do not have the right to bear arms.
 
Croak & Caw said:
Synthetic Man MATI (2025 June 20th) feature for linking to his threads.
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Honestly the funniest part of this isn't the sheer ridiculousness and outrageousness of Synthetic Man explaining to his dad how he likes women with "huge penises", it's Null's reaction which is both entirely fitting and very unusual. He doesn't react primarily with shock or disgust, but complete bewilderment. "What, there's not even enough room for that many genitals, that doesn't make any sense". I presume he mentioned latex gloves because some lolcow or another has proclaimed their love for them.
 
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