💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%

  • Total voters
    696
If this weakling little cunt thinks he can go around shit talking people the way he does, then he never goes outside much.
Nick goes outside all the time. After he's done driving his keeeeedz for 25 hours he visits Ape to give her cocaine money.

Other than that I think yes, you're correct. I imagine his time is spent between seething on twitter and watching videos of people making fun of him.
 
The Texas LLC was made during Weeb Wars as an artifice to try and goad Jamie Marcie (IIRC it might have been Mars Girl or Monica Rial) into being forced to sue him in Texas and risk a TCPA loss. It was always a big brained bullshit plan that had low chances of working due to a lot of reasons that all boiled down to various instances of Nick not knowing law as good as he thinks he does.
Nick's always been a fag, he was just a fag to the right people so no one cares

Guarantee he treated Monica Rial the same way he treats Faran
 
Those Faran comments by him are not a sign of a person that belongs to breath air on my planet. I'm not MATI, I just have revised my stance on what happens to Nick and when.

I don't want him to die. I want him to be murdered, slowly and painfully. His wife is also a POS, she can go too.

If this weakling little cunt thinks he can go around shit talking people the way he does, then he never goes outside much. In life there's always consequences for shit talking others. I guess Nick never learned that lesson when he was a meek, shy, awkward cheerleader (faggot) virgin in school.

Nick Nick Nick. You think karma doesn't apply to you?
Just shit talk the wrong person. Just once. I dare you....
One thing you should understand is that if he keeps at this level of seeth it's actually funnier for him to keep on living. Consider being in your 40s, married with five kids, a trust fund, a paid off million dollar house, and a once top tier YouTube revenue stream you built, and then still being in so much pain from your own failure that you spend all hours of the day screeching at and about random people online, trying to say the most horrifying things you can in hopes of bringing these random people down to the level of anguish you feel. I think the combo of shame and failure and hard drug use has triggered his NPD to a point of no return psychosis where unless he is forced off the internet he will stay cycling in this pointless misery forever, which is arguably a fate worse than death 😂
 
@AltisticRight

You seem to be more versed in some areas of biochemistry, but Nick is really fucking himself healthwise. He’ll likely give himself an arrhythmia if he keeps abusing shit. Seriously, someone who’s fat like @Potentially Criminal (sorry to @ you again) will have a better time dealing with blood pressure and heart issues.

I think @Otterly is the resident biologist, but you don’t have to be a doctor to understand why fluctuating your blood pressure is a bad idea.

I’ll list what Nick was on and what it does to your blood pressure:

Cocaine - Vasoconstricter
Alcohol - varies upon use, but heavy use is linked to vasoconstriction
Provigil - Vasoconstricter
Adderall - Vasoconstricter
Nitrous Oxide -Vasodilator
MDMA - increases heart rate, not the worst
Rugieta - vasodilator, it’s effectively a stronger viagra

Beyond just drugs, Nick not getting enough sleep is also bad. It’ll contribute to a rise in blood pressure because a goods nights sleep helps drop it. His shitty diet and lack of exercise also could contribute to a lower blood pressure, but depending on what he eats (ramen and dorito) the sodium will jack it up.

I am not a doctor (I do have a degree in the field and did research in medicine), but Nick’s health even from a glance is shitty. You can’t and shouldn’t go between extremes. I’m not going into the fact that most of his drug use probably fucks with any chance of his body repairing itself (B12 issues, wet brain). Nick’s habits and behaviors basically guarantee that his body is fighting a losing battle.

Also, I am pretty sure Nick has AIDS.
All I understand from this is that we can claim Nick is dilating whenever he turns his camera off.

Nick is coping, seething, and (vaso)dilating.
 
One thing you should understand is that if he keeps at this level of seeth it's actually funnier for him to keep on living. Consider being in your 40s, married with five kids, a trust fund, a paid off million dollar house, and a once top tier YouTube revenue stream you built, and then still being in so much pain from your own failure that you spend all hours of the day screeching at and about random people online, trying to say the most horrifying things you can in hopes of bringing these random people down to the level of anguish you feel. I think the combo of shame and failure and hard drug use has triggered his NPD to a point of no return psychosis where unless he is forced off the internet he will stay cycling in this pointless misery forever, which is arguably a fate worse than death 😂
I've been enjoying his long downfall immensely. He experiences karma everyday as he wakes up from his early morning nap and realizes all the above. And it's highly amusing. All of the lives of people on this board are better than his in every single way.
Ultimate karma is coming though. This faggot is just begging for it. It'll come when he least expects it too.
 
I've been enjoying his long downfall immensely. He experiences karma everyday as he wakes up from his early morning nap and realizes all the above.
cat1.webp Wake up, Nick! I think you had a bad dream, you were screaming in your sleep. Sorry to bother you but Johnny Depp's trial begins in an hour, you probably want to take a shower, eat something and make sure your streaming setup works perfectly. I know you hate to disappoint your loyal audience! Now that I have your attention...

cat2.webp
Mwahaha, fuck you, Balldo, I was joking. You ruined your career, your marriage and your life. Eat shit!
 
1) Does anybody know when the "Rekieta Law" YouTube channel first mentioned that it is owned by “Rekieta Media LLC”?
It could depend on what verbiage would suffice to imply ownership as opposed to other roles or rights, but FWIW here are three of the earliest mentions of the entity's involvement with different wordings to choose from:

1. September 2, 2019

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RDllp-c55Nk:61
[Timestamp 1:01]


2. September 16, 2019

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3DBXqRKQlJg:34
[Timestamp 0:34]


3. September 19, 2019

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Al0VIYIbpk:50
[Timestamp 0:50]

He admits the reason for the LLC was for it to be a litigation shield and use Texas TCPA:
September 19, 2022
Starts at 1:39:46, if I goofed it


He said the ownership notice was in the YT 'About' page in January of 2022:

Jan 20, 2022
Starts at 1:15:35 seconds, if I goofed it


Additionally, he claims that the show has been 'owned' by the LLC for 'four years' in this clip:

March 2, 2023
Starts at ~35 seconds, if I goofed it


When sued by Monty, he claimed that the channel was owned by the LLC and it owned the show content:

February 16, 2023
Starts at 30:12, if I goofed it


He insists that he has active business in Texas with primary output of online content:
September 23, 2020
Starts at 54:42, if I goofed it

2) Does anybody know when Nick Rekieta stopped opening his segments by saying he is “Nick Rekieta, of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota”?

He has not.
 
The Texas LLC was made during Weeb Wars as an artifice to try and goad Jamie Marcie (IIRC it might have been Mars Girl or Monica Rial) into being forced to sue him in Texas and risk a TCPA loss.
It was almost certainly not Marzgurl he was worried about. Marzgurl is chronically broke as fuck, and wouldn't be able to sue anyone. That was widely known by everybody, including Nick.
 
You've Got to be Careful What Roads You Run Down

Sean of Potentially Criminal answered an interesting question from chat.

What if the bodycam footage is deleted? He responds, that may be, but if Nick is going to sue for defamation, Nick will be open for discovery.

Nick has said many times he has a copy of the bodycam, and that no one shall ever see it. But if he wants to sue, we might just see that footage after all.


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Those Faran comments by him are not a sign of a person that belongs to breath air on my planet. I'm not MATI, I just have revised my stance on what happens to Nick and when.

I don't want him to die. I want him to be murdered, slowly and painfully. His wife is also a POS, she can go too.

If this weakling little cunt thinks he can go around shit talking people the way he does, then he never goes outside much. In life there's always consequences for shit talking others. I guess Nick never learned that lesson when he was a meek, shy, awkward cheerleader (faggot) virgin in school.

Nick Nick Nick. You think karma doesn't apply to you?
Just shit talk the wrong person. Just once. I dare you....
He's living in hell right now though, so I wouldn't get too worked up. Seriously, if you've enjoyed any moment of your day today then you're living better than Nick. He's stuck in a constant state of narcissistic rage right now. If you've ever read the parable of Lazarus and the Rich Man well Nick is the rich man in hell begging for a drop of narcissistic supply.
 
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I rest my case.
Let me get this straight (pun not intended):
- he HAS NOT had an orgasm since Aaron Imholte left him
- he CAN ONLY have an orgasm in Aaron Imholte's presence
- he HAS NO tadpoles left unless the recipient is Aaron Imholte

Guys. I think this man might be an unabashed homosexual.

Funny, I had a long conversation the other night with someone who lurks on this forum - a refugee of Nick's fandom.

We discussed that, while it's sometimes helpful that Millennials/the Internet have brought forth discussions of mental illness, in Nick's case it doesn't work.
The only lessons this skelly taught me was to stay FAR AWAY from alcohol and any narcotics. I was reevaluating my coffee addiction and the need to spend $40 on a home made lasagna being excessive, before this skeleton crashed. I have zero regrets. I'd much rather buy another $400 le Creuset I don't fucking need than touch any booze or drugs.
 
Let me get this straight (pun not intended):
- he HAS NOT had an orgasm since Aaron Imholte left him
- he CAN ONLY have an orgasm in Aaron Imholte's presence
- he HAS NO tadpoles left unless the recipient is Aaron Imholte

Guys. I think this man might be an unabashed homosexual.
This is exactly how I interpreted that too. Glad someone else noticed that.

The toe may be able to sell books to gays on how to make another man pine after you forever.
 
He never stopped.

If you listen to his most recent livestream, from two days ago:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fLjs0L5LcR4...and skip ahead slightly to 14 seconds, he says it.
I wonder if there's an ethics complaint in his future for representing his single-person LLC as a "small law firm" when nobody employed by his single-person LLC practices law.
5) Is there any way to know where the defamatory content from the three October 2022 streams would have been hosted on either YouTube’s servers or Rumble’s servers? By this I mean, where would the servers have been located?
YouTube operates a huge private CDN that is probably in every state, but I'm not sure if there's a list of locations. Google also has a map of its major datacenters here, but I think only some of them probably host YouTube's video storage. Rumble has a "cloud" service that should be sharing its own computers, but I have no idea where the computers are: https://www.rumble.cloud/
6) Were any of Rekieta Law’s guests or “chat” members from the October 6, October 12/13, or October 18, 2022 streams located in Wisconsin, Massachusetts, Vermont, or New Mexico?
Nobody in the mainstream "lawtube" circle is in any of those states. I bet some of his chatters are from those states, though. However, October 6-18 was the Darrell Brooks era (known for "grounz" and for Nick's rant about how much he hates law streaming), so if anyone served as "boots on the ground" during that trial (I don't remember anyone doing this), they would have been in Wisconsin.

EDIT: Rumble's peering locations are listed here
 
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