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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 63 7.9%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 93 11.6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 182 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 413 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.4%
  • Total voters
    802
Aryeh at this point :
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was I right on skipping this entire season or did I miss anything?
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Last night we had a xannied fat hog whale bash her head against a wall, wail that she needs production so Ben came up to caress her back, before getting read the riot act by fat jet and Ben. During this, a retard wrestled his love, a Filipino mutt, for her candy saying "you beetwaaayyedd me" over and over. A twink candy carrion eater swooped in and stole the loose candy as the lovers wrestled to a stalemate. We had a charming drunkard junky first bond with Sam, and then try to steal medication from the hog, get caught, almost get kicked, and then attempt to poison the house.

For about an hour last night I was belly laughing. This season is great.
 
Finally some good fuckin shit. Xavier knows his shit. It must gall Jet so much that one of the most beloved Fishtank characters is a Kiwi Farms oldhead.
 
This bit of having actors and performers fucked with on Extreme Peace and now FishTank is so fucking good
 
Xavier rings the bell on the rival wizard and drives him from the house.

 

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Xavier asking about who's the best girl from Re:Zero, Daniel eagerly stepping in to say "Emilia!" only to get hit with a "Basic bitch answer." hit me in a way that I haven't felt since I saw Jan memorize Arknights lore
 
Direnc FUCKING DIES!
Warning, NSFW - graphic violence. Police investigating as we speak.

 

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Yeah Arye is where he was always meant to be in this moment. Happy for him.
That hideous deformed Jew.
 
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