💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.9%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    695
Chazzed Up said:
Just sort of stuck out in my memory since it's very different than how he talks about Faith and Pantsu as dumb objects.
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I mean Ralph is a piece of shit but they kind of are. Faith is at best a flibbertigibbet and Meigh is a creepy weirdo who at least pretended to be a pedophile.
Captain Manning said:
...and, that's about it.
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And to think, at some point, many people in this thread would have put Nick on that list.
 
Reminder: Nick wants to feel important. Useless cuck he is, the only way he can achieve that is by pissing everyone off by, say, humblebragging about coking up his prebubescent daughter, bullying an autistic lawyer who outpaced him, talking about child rape anime or wishing bodily harm on women in public.

If you ignore that he's a bore. I'm bored. Nick's boring me.
 
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"Heh heh, let me tell you about how I would carve out a woman's insides and then live inside her on a SCI-FI SNOW PLANET".
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Wanting to hollow out a woman's body and live in her skin? Yeah, he's definitely trooning out unless his lifestyle kills him first.
PuffyPopcorn said:
Small question regarding Nick placing the house, and I assume also a substantial amount of money, into a trust for the kids.
I suspect Nick did this in hopes Monograph would not get any of it if Nick lost the trial. But as I understand it, as it was set up after the lawsuit was initiated this would not be the case and Monograph could be awarded it. Did Nick screw himself over by doing this as it is now his kids house, and money, and Nick can't touch it, and ultimately Monograph could be awarded it in the end?
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It will almost certainly be considered a fraudulent conveyance.
 
Guys I just thought of a way for Nick to rehabilitate his streaming career for a couple weeks, hear me out: Nick should team up with black magic pirate Styx Hexenspanker. They're both ostensibly women-abusing misogynists, they are both in denial about their recent convictions, both are way past their peak, and both show an increasing desperation as they watch their audiences depart. And importantly, both seem to have inflicted wetbrain on themselves. Necessity is the handmaiden of invention. Surely their team-up of vengeful shit takes can create an unbeatable vortex of cringe.

...Cuck Pope and Cap'n Crack Sparrow!
 
Captain Manning said:
(That said, I really can't recall if Ralph was ever under any court order with regard to Nora to not mention her. You're gonna have to get a Ralph lore expert in here to answer that one).
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He was not, that was a different GF. He badmouthed Nora a bit ago, seemingly out of the blue, claiming she had slighted him or something. I think it was speculated that she never actually did and the only reason he thought that was gayops, mainly because nobody could find anything public indicating she said the things he claimed she did.

On the topic of Ralph vs Rekieta, if you look at Ralph's life story you see a pretty clear tale of human tragedy. Given his childhood, it would've been a miracle for Ralph to turn out any different to how he did. He comes from a long line of fucked up, drugged up, deadbeat, shitbags; so it's really no wonder that he is one too. With Rekieta, however, there is no such inevitability to his degeneracy. He comes from a long line of successful, intelligent, entrepreneurial men, and Nick had every opportunity to end up the same. But he chose differently. He chose the drugs, the swinging, the adultery, and the balldo.

Ralph was born in the gutter, and never really left. Rackets was born in a glittering mansion on a hill, and decided that the gutter would be more fun.
 
Captain Manning said:
Zumock signed up for Pedotips, so it's become increasingly difficult for me to take any of his indignation seriously anymore.

The problem with the Dabbleverse is they actually like these gay "radio beefs" because they are mutually beneficial for both sides. So much of what happens in the Dabbleverse is WWE-tier shit.
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He’s now quit it, which kind of proves your point too.
 
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
Btw, I think Nick has definitely proven that he is not a Christian when he says "God will have my back!" in celebrating a woman being in hospital.
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He proved he wasn't a Christian when he said Jesus was just some dude who was as sinful as everyone else. God would have his back if he repented but we should all be perfectly aware he is mentally incapable of repenting. He has made it crystal clear that he is going to play the long game of skirting around probation violations until his 5 years are up then hop right back on to the hard drugs and hookers with whatever money his family has left.

I respect Steve Gosney a lot for trying to be a proselytizing counterbalance to Nick's degenerate inclinations. It's a futile effort and Nick's path is carved in stone.
 
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
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Also, just to drive the point home that this man genuinely is just a sociopathic narcissist... if you think this is shitty of him, "you have no idea".
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It'd be real fucking funny if it was this little bit of bitchmade pettiness that finally got Faran to dump all those messages that Nick was ugly crying to her about, begging her not to release.

Don't gloat until they're dead & buried Nick, she still has dirt on you, you tiny, shrivel-brained fucking moron.
 
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How low can he go? He seems to think he's immune to karma.
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Faggot is death noting again...

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He really is the edgy 13 year old who got beat up and rightfully so in high school for thinking shit like this.

Bowl of Ramen said:
He’s fully given himself over to every vice. I’m genuinely concerned for everyone around him. Nick is dangerous.
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Yup its why I fully understand why a lot of people in the thread keep telling him to just kill himself.

Unintelligence Score said:
Ralph has proactively chosen to seek rehabilitation
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Well, lets not call what was probably a stint in a jail cell, "chosen to seek rehabilitation"

Reading all his gloating I think just solidifies some beliefs for me.

When something really awful happens to Nick. It will be deserved, and I don't think anyone, not even his his balldowashers - that are as equally awful as him, will feel any level of bad for him.
And even they will probably easily move on to some other retard they can latch onto.
Nick genuinely is going to die alone and unloved.

I personally hope it is a long and painful death. One where he's put away in some shitty hospice for a month forced to watch Matlock on the CRT TV, and no one visits him. MATI me if you want, I really don't feel mad at him. Just tired of his shit and the fact he is irredeemably evil and pathetic. Nothing good will ever come out of him just misery. Any news that breaks about him in the future will be just painting a worse picture of him as time goes on and frankly it will be funny to laugh at.
 
Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
Faran Balanced was driving her scooter at 17 mph when she was forced off the road by a driver. Subsequently, her scooter hit the curb. Injuries include a possible broken wrist and rib and "busted" knee.

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August Levasseur said:
On the topic of Ralph vs Rekieta, if you look at Ralph's life story you see a pretty clear tale of human tragedy. Given his childhood, it would've been a miracle for Ralph to turn out any different to how he did. He comes from a long line of fucked up, drugged up, deadbeat, shitbags; so it's really no wonder that he is one too. With Rekieta, however, there is no such inevitability to his degeneracy. He comes from a long line of successful, intelligent, entrepreneurial men, and Nick had every opportunity to end up the same. But he chose differently. He chose the drugs, the swinging, the adultery, and the balldo.
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You obviously haven't heard of Nick's tragic backstory growing up in the Texas ghetto. His suffering was only exacerbated when one of his teachers maliciously confiscated his favorite toy. Leaving Nick utterly traumatized. He never really stood a chance smh.

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Scandinavian prudes enduring 0.001% of the pain Nick endured after losing his favorite transformer.
 
I wish there was a way to spark beef between Rekieta and Ethan Klein. Watching them lawfare each other to the poor house would give me so much joy.
 
Tayto said:
It'd be real fucking funny if it was this little bit of bitchmade pettiness that finally got Faran to dump all those messages that Nick was ugly crying to her about, begging her not to release.
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I had assumed that's why she signed up here and went through the verification process (no obfuscation, this time).

Kalea, Perception Check, and elb all did it. It's becoming something of a tradition at this point.

Obviously, first, she needs to get better, and I pray for her recovery regardless of whether she does it.

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If that's your position, FROG, why hasn't God struck Eric July with a lightning bolt? That one would make you the most happy, wouldn't it?
 
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SigmaBalls said:
So in the span of this couple hours alone, Nick has
>expressed joy at faran getting bodied by the pavement
>admitted to wanting to talk to April again
>still rattling on about the Nanny being an abuser
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He took a massive L from Hardin and Monty, and Randazza accidentally humiliated him in front of the whole Internet by having better things to do than representing him in court. His ego is beaten and bruised so he's lashing out on twitter like a massive faggot that he is.
 
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