2025 Israel vs Iran War

[Muad'Dick]

Unironically the Reich Ministry of Propaganda blamed most gorilla warfare including OSS and SOE missions against the Nazis on Jewish run partisan groups. How the turns don't table

I would have done the same thing myself. Have you seen the size of those things?

Jamie, pull that up.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

A very large number of Israeli fighter jets headed to Iran right now

 

[draggs]

I would have done the same thing myself. Have you seen the size of those things?

Jamie, pull that up.

Could 100 unarmed Gestapo kill 1 gorilla?

I bet Heydrich or Kaltenbrunner coulda killed 100 gorillas each. Skorzeny woulda cheated and used an FG-42 and laughed when called on it

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

A very large number of Israeli fighter jets headed to Iran right now

Yeeesssssswaaaaaa WARRRRR

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

You know how we, rightly, label woke politics as the new religion for godless Democrats? I’m beginning to wonder if conspiracy theories take the same position for extreme wignats. “Praise be to the almighty, unassailable Deep State and Jewish overlords, which predestine our entire lives!”

implying theres more to this than fuck jews and fuck israel

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

when the IAF seems to have free reign in their airspace

There's really no evidence IAF jets are actually flying into Iranian airspace, all evidence points to them just shooting stand-off missiles from Syria/Iraq, also all the footage of 'airstrikes' we have are from drones.

 

[Muad'Dick]

Could 100 unarmed Gestapo kill 1 gorilla?

I bet Heydrich or Kaltenbrunner coulda killed 100 gorillas each. Skorzeny woulda cheated and used an FG-42 and laughed when called on it

Pick of the Reich for me is late stage Göring. None of them are walking out of there. Absolute unit.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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Homemade thoughts

HEY I JUST READ THIS IN THE OTHER THREAD.

AND YOU POSTED IT.

HEY!!! I guess you get two winner stickers...

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I have a massive blue balls right now. I can't believe we are waiting 2 weeks for a nuclear warfare.

I don't see it lasting beyond the weekend. Current conditions are unsustainable militarily and economically. The stock market is not going to like this extending for two more weeks. No ones gonna give a fuck what Trump says or does until its over with. The media narrative will spiral. That alone will make Trump act.

 

[SBG]

Trump's just being nice with the two-weeks thing
this was supposed to be WW3 but so far fuckall have shown up for Iran, this way they can get at least, I dunno. East Timor or something to pitch in on their side

It’s just Trump unable to make a decision or follow through on a deadline.

Israel cucked him by treating his negotiations with Iran as a joke and so he’s trying to save face by pretending he’s biding his time until he REALLY acts.

 

[draggs]

There's really no evidence IAF jets are actually flying into Iranian airspace, all evidence points to them just shooting stand-off missiles from Syria/Iraq, also all the footage of 'airstrikes' we have are from drones.

Israel doesn't have AGMs that can reach all the way from the Iraqi border to Tehran, Qom, Isfahan etc. Tehran to Iraqi border is ~430 miles at the shortest, longest-range AGMs Israel has max out at about ~200 miles. There isn't a drone in the world that can carry large enough missiles or bombs, or enough explosives as a suicide drone, to produce most of the explosion kino we've seen in videos from Iran

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

MacCallum: If the people asked you to return as Shah for a period of time, would you be open to that?

Pahlavi: I don’t think I need a title to perform as a transitional leader. I think the reason people are looking for me to fill that role is because of the confidence in me

IRGC Deputy Coordinator: The day of advancing towards Jerusalem is very near. People of Palestine- it is now your turn. You are closer than us to the critical targets​

Afghanistan International (sister outlet to iran intl): The Taliban believes that the Islamic Republic may fall, and senior commanders of the IRGC will flee to Afghanistan and ask the Taliban for protection​

Afghanistan International: These reports indicate that the Taliban’s General Directorate of Internal Intelligence held a meeting focused on the war between the Islamic Republic and Israel, during which they evaluated the potential fall of the Iranian regime and its regional consequences.​

Afghanistan International: According to informed sources, the Taliban intelligence agency has called for the drafting of an emergency plan to evaluate the country’s hosting capacity, potential political risks, and humanitarian consequences. The meeting also addressed the possibility of al-Qaeda leaders, including Saif al-Adl and Abu Abdul Rahman, fleeing from Iran and being relocated to Afghanistan.​

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I don't see it lasting beyond the weekend. Current conditions are unsustainable militarily and economically. The stock market is not going to like this extending for two more weeks. No ones gonna give a fuck what Trump says or does until its over with. The media narrative will spiral. That alone will make Trump act.

I dunno. We are still dealing with Gaza savages. It's been over a year.

 

[draggs]

IRGC Deputy Coordinator: The day of advancing towards Jerusalem is very near. People of Palestine- it is now your turn. You are closer than us to the critical targets

Palestinians: could you please stop hitting us with rockets that are supposed to kill Jews first?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Israeli warplanes were spotted moments ago crossing the skies of southern #Syria via the Quneitra–Daraa air corridor, heading east toward #Iran.
The dense low-altitude formations may indicate a new phase of the aerial campaign, potentially targeting deep strategic assets inside Iran.

#Israel #Iran #Airstrikes #Syria #Quneitra #Daraa

I dunno. We are still dealing with Gaza savages. It's been over a year.

Seth Frantzman has written extensively on how this is due to Israeli waffling about what to do with Gaza and he suggests Israel is not trying to kill Hamas

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The Axis of Retardation finally gets it!

Iran has spent the last 45 years funding terrorist groups and fucking around. Everyone is tired of their shit, even other Gulf states. If you retards had spent your money on Chinese fighter aircraft and AA shit like the Pakis did, you wouldn't have to be replacing your top officials every couple of days. Or used the money you get from selling your oil to China to make your country not a total shit hole to show everyone else that Western sanctions don't mean shit. Every Muslim is a retard. Israel better enjoy this victory because in a decade boomers won't have as much political power and they're the last group that actually likes kikes.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

@Fanatical Pragmatist

MORE NUCLEAR ARMED BROWN PEOPLE IS ALWAYS AN ISSUE. HAVE YOU HEARD OF INDIA? THERES A LOT OF INDIANS THERE. BILLIONS. AND NOBODY CAN EASILY WIPE THEM OFF THE EARTH, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NUKES.

AND YOU ASK WHY ITS AN ISSUE FOR MORE BROWN PEOPLE TO HAVE NUKES?

That's not what I'm asking.

I'm asking why what Europe chooses to do to itself in the aftermath of a hypothetical US strike against Iranian nuke facilities is America's problem?

If Europe taking in refugees is a problem for Europe, then Europe can just stop taking in refugees.

 

[quaawaa]

A gas platform off the coast of Haifa may have been struck:

Source (Archive)

Where the video was taken from:

Google Maps

There is an gas platform out there:

Google Maps

 

[D.I. Grim]

There's really no evidence IAF jets are actually flying into Iranian airspace, all evidence points to them just shooting stand-off missiles from Syria/Iraq, also all the footage of 'airstrikes' we have are from drones.

Hence the 'seems'. Couple videos in this thread show what very likely looks like bomb impacts; one where a guy on a motorbike is filming an earlier impact on some building he and the crowd are quite close to as one hits the building he's even closer to and gets whacked to ground by the blast, in one frame you can see it before it impacts.
Another one off in the distance at the base of a hill/small mountain, cars and people in the foreground turning around at an overpass near some shops what it looked like, those impacts looked very much like bomb impacts.

And even then, standoff missiles or drones would be a better (less embarrassing) explanation than tire fires.

 

[Lonely khan]

I am not very educated on this subject so forgive my ignorance. But if Israel has the capacity to assassinate the Ayatollah why wouldn't they have done so already?

Assassinating the heads of state is generally frowned upon

Spoiler: Its kind of Hague

1. It destabilizes the country you are waring with and upsets the command structure in such a way that you have no one to negotiate with when looking to end hostilities

2. Typically a head of state is a non combatant and targeting them is against the Geneva convention, Hague convention

3. Heads of state do no not assassinate other heads of state as it opens the door to retaliation. World leaders do not want to exist in a world where world leaders are constantly being assassinated

4. The US has Gerald ford's executive order 11905 (and subsequently 12036 and 12333) that reorganized the CIA and outlawed assisination, though this has been broken to kill generals, it hasn't been broken to kill a head of state by the US. Remember Sadaam was tried and hung by his own people.

5. You have the Protected Persons Convention, an international directive meant to protect heads of state and diplomats from the mid 70s. A host of Xfiles talked about diplomatic immunity, which is a direct result of the PPC

It's an international norm to not kill another head of state, its in some international law, but all treaties and norms are temporary so if you've got enough of a big swinging dick in international affairs or you're at war with what is deemed a criminal state you can get away with it. Remember if you want to do a war crime, just win the war and historically you're pretty untouchable.

Regardless I'd call it bluster. Bibi wants the ayatollah to know they can kill him and have him bend the knee. That's a much more preferable outcome to actually decapitating the Iranian head of state and possibly stoking a regional civil war and a host of revenge attempts on the Isreali Prime Minister.

The reason you don't kill other heads of state is the same reason you don't hear football coaches say "the other guy I just beat is a retard and his team is full of pansies" in post game interviews. Every head of state is going to be unpopular at some point and every coach is going to lose a game. You don't want a scorched earth policy to rule the day, and you don't want to set mortal precedents that can be turned against you.