💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Vibralldo said:
Nick claims that he's totally still a millionaire, but can't spend a measly $2000 to get his actual law career back on track because "dropping $2,000 isn't fun" (he's broke!)
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If Nick had the money he would have his license back, because he seethes when people point it out and its easily fixable.

So he's either cash poor and unable to curb his spending enough to afford it (my guess) or he views being unable to practice as a win for a different reason, such as being able to not even pretend to work since its not HIS fault he isn't lawyering when his parents ask.
 
AltisticRight said:
Good for him. Kurt is a weirdo that's awkward but he's been on a roll lately doing his own thing. Ignoring the seething petulant skeleton faggot was the right decision.
This skeleton would threaten mass flagging if ElissaClips didn't remove his worthless paid LOCALS stream clips yet he's taking paid cooking slop content from Kurt on the daily. How pathetic.
I wish Kurt success.
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Of all the perverted retards that have come across my screen while following this anthology of degeneracy; I wish Kurt the most success. He and Sean seem like the least offensive and disgusting people in all of this. Plus the more success Kurt has the more uncut seething rage we get from Nicker.
 
Honestly I hope they just go to court over the KNU. Aaron has probably been compiling things for awhile now with his own invasion of privacy, which I am surprised hasnt gotten farther yet.

I am sure there is a zip in this thread of all of Kaylas lewd pictures she/nick has published, and Im sure there is a pile of evidence of Rekeitas vengeance toward you, hopefully he tries to put the screws to you and loses and you get your 50 bucks back.

Also another thing; if he cant or is unwilling to pay for his practice, how does he expect to fund another lawsuit?
 
Gorton Colu said:
Nick eating ice cream as soon as he comes to from his morning stupor? Early onset dementia? Alzheimer's?
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He's like a little fat gay baby. He wakes up, waddles to the freezer, and just grabs a box of ice cream and starts gorging on it like a little fat gay baby pig. Then he goes on to seethe and hiss on 10 subscriber YouTube chats while crying into his ice cream.

HE'S FAT!
HE'S GAY!
HE'S LIKE A BABY!
HE'S A FAT GAY BABY!
 
chalkyresidue said:
Bubba the Love Sponge had fifteen minutes of national fame a decade ago when he leaked the Hulk Hogan sex tape…. which incidentally showed Hulkamania running wild on Bubba’s own wife.
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And then Hulkamania ran wild on Gawker and leg dropped it into the grave.
 
oh no im late for school said:
oh i bet she cares, i bet every time aaron brings her up her heart absolutely flutters at the thought of the life she could have if only she could get away from her child-chokeslamming cokefiend of a husband
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My middle-aged wine mom theory is that Nick is pushing this so hard specifically because Kayla actually had a relationship with Aaron beyond what he intended/could control, and now he has to punish them both for it.
 
LMAO ANDREA BURKHART JUST JOINED KURT’S STREAM.

Nick missed out on that one too. Guess she’s not as into being on a panel with Nick as he thought she might be.

*sassily eats single Dorito*

 
How does Aaron going to go jail for alluding to Nick's damaged goods wife improve Nick's life at all?

He's still an unfunny Godless child abusing cuckold with a broken dick who wants his family dead so he can open an OnlyFans where he was has coked up gay sex with Jamaican men, but instead is stuck sucking down whip-its while doing garbage trial streams in his little lair to an audience who hate him.

All that his crusade against Aaron does is serve as a cautionary tale to never befriend this piece of shit loser. It reminds me of him saying his life will be so much better if Elissa were to pass away. No, it really wouldn't. It's such a childish mindset. "Mommy and daddy didn't let me stay up past 9pm, so I'm praying to God that they'd die!" What a baby.
 
:story: Andrea Burkhart is on Uncivil Law :story:
It's so fucking over for Nick, Kurt has the ♥️♣️Royal Flush♠️♦️, he has every single person Nick has been begging to cohost on his show.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Beat you to it. The archiving is very hit and miss for me today and I still can’t get it to archive this: https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1935356434645946656 — feel free to try in case I’m just cursed.
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Done.


Archiving Twitter can be kinda gay these days. I recall it being way easier back during Weebwars. I think Elon did some gay shit when he took over. Foremost of which is requiring an account to do most things (which I refuse).

I find the best combination is nitter.poast.org and archive.is. That usually works. Xcancel is problematic because the archiver will usually just archive the stupid flood protection thing.

John Andrews Stan said:
LMAO ANDREA BURKHART JUST JOINED KURT’S STREAM.
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Impossible! Nick is the Lawpope! The King of Lawtube! Lawtube will fall apart without him!

:story:
 
Kurt has nearly 5000 live viewers right now. That’s a bit more than Nick’s pulling these days, right? :story:

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DiabeticSydePhil said:
If Nick had the money he would have his license back, because he seethes when people point it out and its easily fixable.

So he's either cash poor and unable to curb his spending enough to afford it (my guess) or he views being unable to practice as a win for a different reason, such as being able to not even pretend to work since its not HIS fault he isn't lawyering when his parents ask.
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Didn't he recently claim that he's a millionaire because of investments when he was talking about Kayla's theoretical divorce?
 
Kurt has over FIVE times Nick's viewership
Kurt has TWO women on his show, who are BOTH independently more successful than Nick.
Nick is such a NOBODY now now, it must hurt him to know he has become Killstream Cohost-tier absolutely fucking IRRELEVANT
 
Captain Manning said:
Impossible! Nick is the Lawpope! The King of Lawtube! Lawtube will fall apart without him!

:story:
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Should be noted that the only reason Nick stole that "lawpope" moniker is because he respected first amendment advocate Ken White (popehat) and when Ken saw his blackface pic on twitter he just blocked him because he said he seemed like an asshole and Nick was butthurt over it. Ken White later caught a severe case of TDS and is a bit of a laughing stock now.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Nick is such a NOBODY now now, it must hurt him to know he has become Killstream Cohost-tier absolutely fucking IRRELEVANT
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He’ll be hosting his own ChokeStream on cozy next. He is too much of a pussy to kill anything aside from small defenseless animals. For fucks sake his self destructive “suicidal gestures” are just light rabbit punches to his own bulbous head.
 
Vibralldo said:
Didn't he recently claim that he's a millionaire because of investments when he was talking about Kayla's divorce?
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I can believe Nick was a millionaire, if we count the properties and such.

Now, one property less and with less equity in his primary residence, he's still probably a millionaire overall, asset wise.

But considering he got handed all that by the family trust and has turned it into less assets overall..... it becomes a lot less impressive.
 
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