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It doesn't matter because it's not a fedora, it's a fucking trilby. And a yellow gingham one at that.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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the amount of crust on xyr face is astounding. how do you even get a complexion like that?
Alt text: A nonbinary transmasc person who is wearing an aroace flag as a cape is standing in front of a bathroom mirror so that they may capture himself in it.They also have a beard and are wearing a fedora hat covered by buttons
and i spy a broken canine toof in addition to the front one
they must be the texture of chalk if dentists won't even try to fix them.
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The funny thing is, she's said explicitly that she grinds her teeth at night and that's why they're crumbling apart.and i spy a broken canine toof in addition to the front one
OK, so she knows the cause--and does nothing about it. This isn't even a Grand Druid Health Wisdom problem; for the cost of two cans of Olipop, she can buy a simple boil-and-fit nightguard. Plus spares.
This isn't nitpicking about things that don't bother her, like her terrible complexion and posture and her unfortunate haircut; she's admitted to the entire world that she doesn't like looking like a poor person with bad teeth.
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One the one hand, she's smiling and looks very happy, which is a nice change. On the other, I've realized I'm looking at her like I'd look at a four-year-old who made a cape out of a tablecloth and is convinced he's Superman.
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Oh man. I love it when she posts selfies. The cape, hat, the what I assume is a press on tattoo...it's peak Gyro at her most entertaining/least harmless imo.
I've said it before and I'll stay it again: I think her unassailable confidence while looking like a grubby 5 year old playing dress up is definitely her best quality by far.
I've said it before and I'll stay it again: I think her unassailable confidence while looking like a grubby 5 year old playing dress up is definitely her best quality by far.
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It is! Staph has never looked more endearing!
Not the slightest BIT of self awareness. I get believing in spells as an edgy, rebellious teen but this fat cunt is too old for play-pretend. Her altar is totally unappealing; I'd love to hear her brain justify using the most common trash as her religious offerings. I've seen sped adults with more self awareness/preservation than Staph.
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That's one hell of a hole. When do we reckon she's going to start whistling when she talks?
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It's real. She astounded us all by managing to talk to a tattoo artist, get it done, and heal without incident. It sounded like she was disappointed that her parents weren't mad.
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Ohhh shit I totally missed this! Thanks for the info.
Kinda surprised she hasn't gone heavy into them more if that's the case as a "special interest" or whatever she uses to justify glomming onto something instead of developing a personality. I typically find that people like Gyro who have poor self regulation are the type to go from one tattoo to a full sleeve to a face tat.
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She washes her face with head and shoulders because she thinks it will help with dry skin. Not a joke. She’s said this before.
And she probably only does it when she’s actually in the shower, which looks infrequent from the state of her.
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Is she doing the "biting lower lip" sexyboy face, or is this just her awful little butthole mouth?
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New deviant emoji?
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Hmmm.... I wonder if I can sort my teeth out by getting one of them but then quickly editing the mould into a less wonky shape after fitting it..
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You're describing Invisalign.
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TIL that if you want to find the website of that dude who first 3d printed his own Invisalign in 2016, you have to slog through pages and pages of articles by dentists. They're afraid.
His name is Amos Dudley (archive) which does sound like a guy who would do that.
All Stephanie needs is the usual squishy night-guard, which is fitted to the mouth but more shallow, because it's not protecting the shape of the bite as much as it's just keeping the top and bottom from abrading. She could buy one at Rite Aid, but instead she's decided to entrust her dental health to the God of Chaos, Lies and Betrayal.
(It looks like a lot of people have posted instructions on how to make the final Invisalign retainer, the one you wear at night with your completed bite shape, but that doesn't require any moving of teeth, just retention of the current shape.)
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She was really proud of those selfies, as she shared them to her other social media accounts.
Additional image of some pins.
I noticed that the one on the front of her trilby is 'YOUNG AND DISABLED'. In what fucking dimension?
She has changed her pfps and banners on Blue Sky and Mastodon:
Crap as always.
Yeah, that's the reason. Sure.
She had a reply on her flag post on Reddit:
Downvoted. Kek.
Some absolute nonsense on her Mastodon:
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She hides a picture of a cat better than her nudes get hidden on here. It's complete performative bullshit for Mastodon, because she has shared the same image of Siggy on Blue Sky without doing all this. Is Mastodon more of a retarded hug box than Blue Sky?
Speaking of Blue Sky. I looked at what group block lists she has been added to recently:
Stupid annoying liberals. Obnoxious liberals. People who use the term 'shitlib.' Staph, groups of people are clocking you and maybe you should question why.
Additional image of some pins.
I noticed that the one on the front of her trilby is 'YOUNG AND DISABLED'. In what fucking dimension?
She has changed her pfps and banners on Blue Sky and Mastodon:
Crap as always.
Yeah, that's the reason. Sure.
She had a reply on her flag post on Reddit:
Downvoted. Kek.
Some absolute nonsense on her Mastodon:
Click to show more...
Click to show...
She hides a picture of a cat better than her nudes get hidden on here. It's complete performative bullshit for Mastodon, because she has shared the same image of Siggy on Blue Sky without doing all this. Is Mastodon more of a retarded hug box than Blue Sky?
Speaking of Blue Sky. I looked at what group block lists she has been added to recently:
Stupid annoying liberals. Obnoxious liberals. People who use the term 'shitlib.' Staph, groups of people are clocking you and maybe you should question why.
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At least she showers like a man. Infrequently, and with fucking dandruff shampoo as face wash.
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If I saw those pins I would immediately assume it was a white supremacist. Is that stereotyping the nordic symbols thing? Probably. Guess what, stereotypes come from somewhere.
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Everybody on Reddit is telling her the very same thing about her rune flag, and Stephanie is adamant about not taking criticism. She'll argue with everyone, one on one, until nobody automatically assumes she's a Nazi!
Someone should point her at ManWoman's (archive) attempts to rehabilitate the swastika as a religious symbol; it was not effective, and he was a much better painter (and by all accounts nicer person) than she is.
(I'm not surprised his website is down; he died in 2012. But in the BME upheaval all his stuff there is gone, too. Alas, bitrot.)
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I'd like to think he's coming from a good place, but the religious swastikas don't look like the nazi swastikas, generally. Like I'm sure if you're hindi or whatever there are ways of differentiating your swastika from the ONE bad one.