💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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Trayshuan Dinduson said:
Looking back on it, this retard put on like 40 lbs of fat by eating dennyslop, just so he could fight Dr. Mike in a weight division he had no place of being in. Why the fuck didn't he pick an opponent that was similar in weight so he wouldn't have to do this retardation? There's a reason why fighters usually stay in one division or move up very slowly, it took Usyk like 10 months to move up 1 division, meanwhile this retard thought he could move up 5 weight classes in 6 months with a tub of lard.
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Ian isn't short either, he's 6'2 or something like that, and was apparently in the 140lbs bracket when he started training. He could've fought somewhere from 150-160 and probably have won with height + reach ad, he's built more to be an outside pointfighter. However Anisa told him he had to be heavier than LHW, and she's a boxing savante who knows more than the actual boxing coaches they're half-paying.

He chose the wrongest way to go about it. Get fat, go up, gas out, get head trauma.
 
Killing and Eating People said:
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Same energy:

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The funniest part is that if Ian had just worked out somewhat normally two or three times a week for the past few years, he'd probably have a pretty good body, tats aside. All Anisa would have to do is throw some youtube lifting program at him and demand he does it, and she'd have something less... Disappointing. And she'd get to make fun of him the whole way to boot, she's 100% the person at the gym who'd laugh about the rookie struggling at the last rep on 15lb dumbbells.
 
Trayshuan Dinduson said:
Looking back on it, this retard put on like 40 lbs of fat by eating dennyslop, just so he could fight Dr. Mike in a weight division he had no place of being in. Why the fuck didn't he pick an opponent that was similar in weight so he wouldn't have to do this retardation? There's a reason why fighters usually stay in one division or move up very slowly, it took Usyk like 10 months to move up 1 division, meanwhile this retard thought he could move up 5 weight classes in 6 months with a tub of lard.
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He should have just fought Chris Ray Gun to prove his love to Anisa. But I guess Anisa wanted to punish Chris in a different way.
 
Kuritan Deplorable said:
The funniest part is that if Ian had just worked out somewhat normally two or three times a week for the past few years, he'd probably have a pretty good body, tats aside. All Anisa would have to do is throw some youtube lifting program at him and demand he does it, and she'd have something less... Disappointing.
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Anus would have to stay on his case just to get him to lift twice a week, Ian doesn't care about doing anything physical, he's still yet to squat 225 of his own accord.

Still it would've been a better starting point than what they did. Better to try and make a 185lb fight starting at a fluffy ~170 with at least some physical fitness than as a skinny 140-150 with no fitness.
 
McCarthypedia said:
Didn't Michael say the only tattoo he thought Ian actually picked for himself was the eagle on his chest?

I guess we can disprove that, even Anisa picked that one for him.
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xbow said:
Holy fuck he got the kid from Captain Ron tattoo ON PURPOSE???
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Nah, she put it in his head by openly drooling over Gaybe The Great.
If a brunette marries a man who oggles blondes, she might start bleaching her hair.
Easy to understand for an insecure, needy housewife pining for attention from her emotionally unavailable husband with wandering eyes.
But Ian is the housewife, the bleach is a tattoo machine and the emotionally unavailable husband is an astoundingly emasculating woman with a rotten pear head, dripping over gay guys.
I wish they had inheritance money or something. I wanna see them Collier themselves into a mansion in Edmonton with ton of old CC merch and recording the bogcast for the lice in their hair.
 
rekt9000 said:
This is Austin Maples.

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Ian paid him $18,000 to paw at Anisa's ass and give her the world's ugliest tattoo.

He basically branded her.

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So this is the real reason why Ian got rid of his greasy mullet. It wasn't to make himself slightly less repulsive. Anisa just wanted to transform him into this bald faggot so she couldn't be alone on the skin-walking.
 
THAT OUGHTA DO IT said:
Why the fuck are his hips so freakishly wide. I'm starting to think he really is destined to become a tranny
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This is the build of a really skinny nerdy guy who sat in his gaming chair all day. When you look at his ribcage it looks like he's just destinied to be small and underweight, I can't imagine him bulking up much because that would require a massive lifestyle change for his metabolism and fat distribution. His hips look wide because his waist is thin and all of the fat goes to his ass.

I'm sure some of you can think of a relevant illustration or comedy character because this really is a common type. Alternatively imagine an office worker loser guy, balding with a mustache and the skinny fat build.
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Mr. Johnson said:
This is the build of a really skinny nerdy guy who sat in his gaming chair all day. When you look at his ribcage it looks like he's just destinied to be small and underweight, I can't imagine him bulking up much because that would require a massive lifestyle change for his metabolism and fat distribution. His hips look wide because his waist is thin and all of the fat goes to his ass.

I'm sure some of you can think of a relevant illustration or comedy character because this really is a common type. Alternatively imagine an office worker loser guy, balding with a mustache and the skinny fat build.
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The troondubbbz posters might have been on to something. If he was 10-15 years younger he definitely would have blossomed into a beautiful true and honest women at this point. And its no wonder Anisa tried to peg him with how submissive and breedable his wide ass hips are.

Now I think its really unlikely, he seems completely resigned to his fate.
 
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